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There is woman at a mental hospital that are told to go out into the world and find out something new about it. After about 3 hours she go back to the hospital and tell the the manager what she has learned. The woman goes up to the manager and puts a large spider on the table and shouts, "BOO" and the spider scurries under the table. She then picks up the spider, pulls all of it's legs off and shouts, "BOO" but the spider can't move. The manager then looks strangely at the woman and asks her what she has learned about the world. The woman replies, "When I pull all the legs off a spider it can't hear me!"
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Q: What did the butcher say when he backed into the meat-grinder? A: Looks like I'm getting a little behind in my work!
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Chuck Norris knows how many licks it takes to get to the center of a tootsie pop.
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Chuck Norris doesn't cry. His eyes sweat.
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has 44.46 % from 19 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris
What do you call 100 niggers on the bottom of the sea? A good start.
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has 44.43 % from 176 votes. More jokes about: black people, racist
Underneath China it says "Made in Chuck Norris".
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has 44.40 % from 174 votes. More jokes about: asian, Chuck Norris
There is 5 niggers in a Cadilac. They drive off the Grand Cannon. What is sad about this story? A Cadilac seats 6 niggers.
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has 44.39 % from 153 votes. More jokes about: black people
What do you call 1/4 of the black population on the moon? problem what do you call 1/2 of the black population on the moon? problem what do you call 3/4 of the black population on the moon? problem what do you call all of the blacks on the moon? PROBLEM SOLVED!
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has 44.34 % from 99 votes. More jokes about: black people, racist
What do you call a lesbian dinosaur A lickalotopis
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Q: What’s the difference between a Catholic priest and a zit? A: At least a zit waits until you’re a teenager before it cums on your face!
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has 44.30 % from 124 votes. More jokes about: catholic, dirty, priest, teen
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