Q: What do you call a white man in the ghetto?
A: A victim.
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Why is it hard for a blonde to count to 70?
Because 69 is such a mouthful.
Little Johnny was watching TV with his mother.
Johnny: "Why is this tampon commercial so long?"
Mother: "This is my favorite show called 90210."
Johnny: ...
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Did you hear about the new contraceptive pill for men?
You put it in your shoe and it makes you limp.
What do you call a stoner that just broke up with his girlfriend?
Homeless.
Q: What do you throw to a drowning black man?
A: The rest of his family.
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For all those men who say, “Why buy the cow when you can get the milk for free”.
Here’s an update for you.
Nowadays 80% of women are against marriage, why?
Because women realize it’s not worth buying an entire
Pig, just to get a little sausage…
Chuck Norris can light ants on fire with a magnifying glass.
At Night.
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Some people like to eat frogs' legs.
Chuck Norris likes to eat lizard legs.
Hence, snakes.
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If Chuck Norris was a villian in a video game, you'll never win.
But if he was the hero, it's unplayable; because no one controls Chuck Norris.
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