A husband and wife went to the fairgrounds.
The wife wanted to go on the Ferris wheel, but the husband wasn’t comfortable with that.
So the wife went on the ride by herself.
The wheel went round and round and suddenly the wife was thrown out and landed in a heap at her husband’s feet.
”Are you hurt?” he asked.”Of course I’m hurt!” she replied.
“Three times around and you didn’t wave once!”
Q: What is the best way to keep dogs out of the street?
A: Put them in a barking lot.
Q: What do you call a white man in the ghetto?
A: A victim.
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Why is it hard for a blonde to count to 70?
Because 69 is such a mouthful.
Little Johnny was watching TV with his mother.
Johnny: "Why is this tampon commercial so long?"
Mother: "This is my favorite show called 90210."
Johnny: ...
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Q: What's the difference between jews and boyscouts?
A: Boyscouts come back from their camp.
Did you hear about the new contraceptive pill for men?
You put it in your shoe and it makes you limp.
What do you call a stoner that just broke up with his girlfriend?
Homeless.
For all those men who say, “Why buy the cow when you can get the milk for free”.
Here’s an update for you.
Nowadays 80% of women are against marriage, why?
Because women realize it’s not worth buying an entire
Pig, just to get a little sausage…
Chuck Norris can light ants on fire with a magnifying glass.
At Night.
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