When Chuck Norris gets bitten by a zombie, the zombie turns into Chuck Norris.
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Chuck Norris once won an underwater breathing contest with a fish.
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Chuck Norris and Superman once fought each other on a bet.
The loser had to start wearing his underwear on the outside of his pants.
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After Chuck Norris created Jazz he decided to do a bit of scat, today we refer to his song as the alphabet.
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Some people wear Superman Underwear, Superman wears Chuck Norris underwear.
On the other hand, Chuck Norris wears no underwear.
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Chuck Norris can speak braille.
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In high school, Chuck Norris was voted "Most."
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T. S. Eliot measured out his life with coffee spoons.
Chuck Norris uses a backhoe.
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Chuck norris farted in a ditch and the grand canyon was created.
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Chuck Norris once round house kicked a bear while on a survival trek in Siberia.
That incident was known as the Tunguska event.
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Chuck Norris once strangled a man with the mans own eyelash.
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