When Chuck Norris gets bitten by a zombie, the zombie turns into Chuck Norris.
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Mount Rushmore.
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For fear of Chuck Norris, his shoes tie themselves.
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Chuck Norris has never won a single fight.
Winning would imply some sort of competition or chance that he could loose.
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Beetlejuice is afraid to say Chuck Norris 3 times.
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When Chuck Norris was a kid he taught his parents to stay away from strangers.
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In the beginning there was nothing...then Chuck Norris Roundhouse kicked that nothing in the face and said "Get a job".
That is the story of the universe.
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Chuck Norris once wrestled a thirty foot snake, and then he realized he was just masturbating.
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Chuck Norris can run a full marathon in just 3 miles.
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