When Chuck Norris gets bitten by a zombie, the zombie turns into Chuck Norris.
Chuck Norris can obtain unobtainable.
Chuck Norris broke the world record for most punches in a minute with one roundhouse kick.
The cake is a lie, Chuck Norris is THE TRUTH.
It is a fact that Chuck Norris cannot cry, this is because his tearducts are too muscular.
Chuck Norris counted to infinity - three times.
If Chuck Norris ever opened a restaurant, the only thing on the menu would be knuckle sandwiches and eye of roundhouse steaks.
Chuck Norris impregnates women without having sex with them.
When Chuck Norris was 5 he threw a paper airplane. It landed yesterday.
Chuck Norris did 5 successful suicide bomb missions
Chuck Norris can turn on clapper lights by flexing.