When Chuck Norris gets bitten by a zombie, the zombie turns into Chuck Norris.
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Chuck Norris invented black.
In fact, he invented the entire spectrum of visible light.
Except pink.
Tom Cruise invented pink.
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Chuck Norris named his parents.
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Every phobia known to man has a phobia of Chuck Norris.
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Chuck Norris jumps on hand grenades to shave his chest hair.
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