When Chuck Norris gets bitten by a zombie, the zombie turns into Chuck Norris.
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Chuck Norris just decided to change it as a prank.
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Most people have 23 pairs of chromosomes.
Chuck Norris has 72... and they're all poisonous.
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Chuck Norris is so strong, he can punch a hole through thin air.
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America doesn't need a military...
We've got Chuck Norris
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When Teddy Rosavelt said there is nothing to fear but fear itself he obiously hadn't met Chuck Norris.
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