When Chuck Norris gets bitten by a zombie, the zombie turns into Chuck Norris.
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Chuck Norris is the reason you turn a light on when you enter a room.
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Chuck Norris can slam a revolving door.
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Walker Texas Ranger wasn't an action crime drama, it was a documentary.
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Chuck Norris went around the world... by standing still.
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Chuck Norris shaves with a hunting knife.
"Shaving" consists of cutting a new mouth-hole every morning.
That's how tough his beard is.
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Chuck Norris uses flatbed trailers as roller skates.
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Chuck Norris doesn't go on the Internet, he has every Internet site stored in his memory.
He refreshes webpages by blinking.
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One time Chuck Norris saluted an American flag and it blushed.
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