What do you call a cow that fell in a hole? A hole-y Cow.
Yo' Mama is so stupid, she thinks the Wu-Tang Clan is a Japanese orange drink company.
I had a mate who was suicidal. He was really depressed, so I pushed him in front of a steam train. He was chuffed to bits.
Teacher: Who succeeded the first President of the USA? Class: The second one!
Q: How many sheep do you need to make a sweater? A: I don’t know. I didn’t think sheep could knit!
How can you tell if your husband is dead? The sex is the same but you get to use the remote.
Your mama's so stupid when she saw a bus with lots of white kids in it she said stop that Twinkie.
Your legs are like an Oreo Cookie - I wanna split them and eat all the good stuff in the middle.
I thought I was real racist because I was liking those black men so black that if you looked at a picture of them, it looks like a negative.
Q: What do you call a white man in the ghetto? A: A victim.