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What do you call a cow that fell in a hole? A hole-y Cow.
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Yo' Mama is so stupid, she thinks the Wu-Tang Clan is a Japanese orange drink company.
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I had a mate who was suicidal. He was really depressed, so I pushed him in front of a steam train. He was chuffed to bits.
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Teacher: Who succeeded the first President of the USA? Class: The second one!
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Q: How many sheep do you need to make a sweater? A: I don’t know. I didn’t think sheep could knit!
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How can you tell if your husband is dead? The sex is the same but you get to use the remote.
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Your mama's so stupid when she saw a bus with lots of white kids in it she said stop that Twinkie.
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Your legs are like an Oreo Cookie - I wanna split them and eat all the good stuff in the middle.
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I thought I was real racist because I was liking those black men so black that if you looked at a picture of them, it looks like a negative.
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Q: What do you call a white man in the ghetto? A: A victim.
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