Santa writes to Chuck Norris about what he wants for Christmas.
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Goku and Superman once had a baby his name is Chuck Norris.
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Chuck Norris was the image used for Papa Smurf.
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Q: What is 40 feet long and smells like urine?
A: Line dancing at a nursing home.
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What do you get when you cross Billy Ray Cyrus with a yeast infection?
An itchy, twitchy twat!
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The facts on this website are Chuck Norris' smallest acheivements.
If you knew what he was really capable of, you would never sleep at night.
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The fact that the evil killer doll from the movie 'Child's play' is named 'Chucky' is not a coincidence.
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Yo' Mama is so fat, after sex, she smokes a turkey.
A young woman for whom a marriage with an old man was being arranged by her parents refused to go through with the ceremony because as she put it, " I don't want to feel old age creeping on me!"
Q: Why can't lawyers do NMR?
A: Bar magnets have poor homogeneity.