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Chuck Norris knows what pi tastes like.
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Chuck Norris doesn't use web standards as the web will conform to him.
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You can lead a horse to water, but Chuck Norris can make it drink.
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Chuck Norris once stood on a bridge in London. Then they wrote a song about it.
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Chuck Norris. Well thats all you need to know.
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You know Chuck Norris' pet lizard, right? Last I heard, he was in the movie "Godzilla". Oh, and his pet turtle starred in "Gamera" as well.
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Chuck Norris tried juggling once... and now we have our solar system.
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Chuck Norris is the ghost in paranormal activity.
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What's the difference between a dead dog in the road and a dead nigga in the road? The dead dog has skid marks in front of it.
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What do you call a school bus full of black people? A rotten banana.
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