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The movie Unstoppable is based on Chuck Norris' morning jog.
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Chuck Norris is standing right behind you when you're reading this.
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How much do I owe Yo' Mama? My dog came home happy last night.
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Did you hear about the midget that went into the whorehouse? He got a twat in the face.
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A lion once put his head inside the mouth of Chuck Norris.
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Scientis cannot figure out where Atlantis is... Chuck Norris owns a villa there.
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Chuck Norris doesn't see dead people. He makes people dead.
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At recent trade talks the American representative offered to sell sophisticated American telephone technology to the Russians. American : "In the United States, anyone can pick up any phone and dial 9-1-1. This will record the call and connect them with the police." Russian : "In Russia we don't require that you dial anything."
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A businessman enters a tavern, sits down at the bar, and orders a double martini on the rocks After he finishes the drink, he peeks inside his shirt pocket, then he asks the bartender to prepare another double martini. After he finishes that one, he again peeks inside his shirt pocket and asks the bartender to bring another double martini. The bartender says, "Look, buddy, I'll bring ya' martinis all Night long. But you gotta tell me why you look inside your shirt pocket before you order a refill." The man replies, "I'm peeking at a photo of my wife. When she starts to look good, then I know it's time to go home."
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A desperate man enters a bar and says: All the lawyers are stupid!!! From a table a solid man rises up and goes to the desperate man: Take that back! Why? Are you a lawyer? No, I’m stupid...
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