Daddy, how was I born?
Ah, very well, one day you need to find out anyway!
Mom and Dad got together in a chat room on MSN.
Dad set up a date via e-mail with your Mom and we met at a cyber cafe.
We snuck into a secluded room, and then your mother downloaded from your dad's memory stick.
As soon as dad was ready for an upload, it was discovered that neither one of us had used a firewall.
Since it was too late to hit the delete button, nine months later the blessed virus appeared. And that's the story.
We ask the president to make laws.
The president asks Chuck Norris.
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The reason why the desert is dry is because Chuck Norris got thirsty.
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Facebook had a dislike button, then Chuck Norris joined.
Nobody dislikes Chuck Norris.
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Chuck Norris once stood on a bridge in London.
Then they wrote a song about it.
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Chuck Norris has walked to the end of the universe and back.
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Chuck Norris has never taken a test, because no one questions Chuck Norris.
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Chuck Norris never wet his bed as a child.
The bed went itself out of fear.
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Chuck Norris is the reason why Mickey mouse talks like that.
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Chuck Norris didn't go to school to learn, he went to teach.
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