Chuck Norris has never taken a test, because no one questions Chuck Norris.
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Chuck Norris didn't go to school to learn, he went to teach.
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The First Law of Thermodynamics states:
Matter cannot be created nor destroyed... unless it meets Chuck Norris.
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Q: Do you know what a Mexican motorcycle sounds like?
A: Cavrone puta puta puta.
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A man started to town with a fox, a goose, and a sack of corn.
He came to a stream which he had to cross in a tiny boat.
He could only take one across at a time.
He could not leave the fox alone with the goose or the goose alone with the corn.
How did he get them all safely over the stream?
He took the goose over first and came back.
Then he took the fox across and brought the goose back.
Next he took the corn over.
He came back alone and took the goose.
Chuck Norris never wet his bed as a child.
The bed went itself out of fear.
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Chuck Norris is the reason why Mickey mouse talks like that.
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Chuck Norris doesn't throw a baseball, it just leaves his hand cowering in fear.
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Chuck Norris once stood on a bridge in London.
Then they wrote a song about it.
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Chuck Norris has walked to the end of the universe and back.
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