Why didn't the teddy bear eat his lunch? (Because he was stuffed!)
A cowboy and a retard are sitting at home bored. The cowboy says," let's go down to the bowling alley and beat up niggers." The retard says ," OK ". When they arrive , the cowboy sees five black dudes bowling. He goes over and starts beating their asses. He stops and looks to see the retard smashing bowling balls with a sledgehammer. He goes over and says, " hey... I thought we was gonna beat up niggers?" The retard responds, " yeah...you get the live ones, I'll kill the eggs ."
How has Jesse Jackson lost the vote of most niggers? He promised to create jobs for them if elected.
Man, to woman, ‘Do you want sex?’ Woman, ‘Your place or mine?’ Man, ‘Well, if you’re going to argue. Forget it.’
What is 6 inches long, hard, goes into your mouth back and fourth, and has white stuff at the end. A toothbrush with toothpaste
How do you get a Jewish girl's number? You pull up her sleeve.
Q: What do you call that useless piece of skin around a vagina? A: A woman.
Chuck Norris can press "Pause" on reality.
Q. What's the definition of a Yankee? A. Same thing as a ''quickie'', only you do it yourself.
Q: How does Jesus celebrate Easter? A: He gets a manicure, pedicure, and has his nails polished.