Q: What do you call that useless piece of skin around a vagina?
A: A woman.
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How do you stop a nigger from drowning?
Take your foot off the back of his head.
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Yo mama breath smell so bad when she yawns her teeth duck.
Yo mamma so fat when she looked at the scale she yelled, "Thats not my weight, thats my phone number!"
A blonde walked into a gas station and said to the manager, "I locked my keys in my car.
Do you have a coat hanger or something I can stick through the window to unlock the door?"
"Why sure," said the manager, "We have something that works especially well for that."
A couple minutes later, the manager walked outside to see how the blonde was doing and he heard another voice.
"No, no! A little to the left," said the other blonde inside the car.
When a teacher closes his eyes, why should it remind him of an empty classroom?
Because there are no pupils to see!
Yo momma’s so stupid, she thinks Johnny Cash is a pay toilet.
A drunk man’s words are a sober man’s thoughts.
Yo mama is so stupid she was the reason the walking dead was made.
Two blonds were driving to Disneyland.
The sing said: Disneyland Left.
So they started crying and headed home.