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Q: What is long and hard to a blonde? A: Fourth grade.
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How do you know when your cat’s finished cleaning himself? He’s smoking a cigarette.
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Why did the blonde get fired from the M&M factory? She kept throwing away all the W's!
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Chuck Norris doesn't have a chin under his beard just another fist!
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Chuck Norris once rode a bull threw a China shop, the only thing that broke was the bull.
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Its my birthday today. My wife has said that shes going to make it my most special birthday ever... I wonder where shes going ?
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Chuck Norris uses battery acid for eye drops.
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Chuck Norris keeps his friends close and his enemies dead.
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Chuck Norris tried juggling once... and now we have our solar system.
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Chuck Norris is the ghost in paranormal activity.
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