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Why didn't the teddy bear eat his lunch? (Because he was stuffed!)
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has 43.21 % from 12 votes. More jokes about: animal
A cowboy and a retard are sitting at home bored. The cowboy says," let's go down to the bowling alley and beat up niggers." The retard says ," OK ". When they arrive , the cowboy sees five black dudes bowling. He goes over and starts beating their asses. He stops and looks to see the retard smashing bowling balls with a sledgehammer. He goes over and says, " hey... I thought we was gonna beat up niggers?" The retard responds, " yeah...you get the live ones, I'll kill the eggs ."
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has 43.20 % from 222 votes. More jokes about: black people, cowboy, death, health, racist
How has Jesse Jackson lost the vote of most niggers? He promised to create jobs for them if elected.
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has 43.19 % from 127 votes. More jokes about: black people, celebrity, political, racist, work
Man, to woman, ‘Do you want sex?’ Woman, ‘Your place or mine?’ Man, ‘Well, if you’re going to argue. Forget it.’
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has 43.16 % from 110 votes. More jokes about: sex
What is 6 inches long, hard, goes into your mouth back and fourth, and has white stuff at the end. A toothbrush with toothpaste
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has 43.15 % from 70 votes. More jokes about: dirty
How do you get a Jewish girl's number? You pull up her sleeve.
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has 43.14 % from 231 votes. More jokes about: jewish, racist
Q: What do you call that useless piece of skin around a vagina? A: A woman.
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has 43.09 % from 68 votes. More jokes about: communication, dirty, vulgar, women
Chuck Norris can press "Pause" on reality.
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has 43.04 % from 66 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, game, life
Q. What's the definition of a Yankee? A. Same thing as a ''quickie'', only you do it yourself.
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has 42.98 % from 64 votes. More jokes about: sex
Q: How does Jesus celebrate Easter? A: He gets a manicure, pedicure, and has his nails polished.
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has 42.96 % from 85 votes. More jokes about: beauty, christian, easter
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