Chuck Norris doesn't throw a baseball, it just leaves his hand cowering in fear.
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Chuck Norris once stood on a bridge in London.
Then they wrote a song about it.
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Chuck Norris has walked to the end of the universe and back.
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Chuck Norris didn't go to school to learn, he went to teach.
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A man started to town with a fox, a goose, and a sack of corn.
He came to a stream which he had to cross in a tiny boat.
He could only take one across at a time.
He could not leave the fox alone with the goose or the goose alone with the corn.
How did he get them all safely over the stream?
He took the goose over first and came back.
Then he took the fox across and brought the goose back.
Next he took the corn over.
He came back alone and took the goose.
Phone talk:
"Is your boss there?"
"No, he left on a trip."
"A recovery trip, huh?"
"I don’t think so... He took his wife with him!"
Chuck Norris once rode a bull threw a China shop, the only thing that broke was the bull.
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Its my birthday today.
My wife has said that shes going to make it my most special birthday ever...
I wonder where shes going ?
Chuck Norris uses battery acid for eye drops.
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Chuck Norris keeps his friends close and his enemies dead.
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