Why didn't the teddy bear eat his lunch?
(Because he was stuffed!)
A cowboy and a retard are sitting at home bored.
The cowboy says," let's go down to the bowling alley and beat up niggers."
The retard says ," OK ".
When they arrive , the cowboy sees five black dudes bowling.
He goes over and starts beating their asses.
He stops and looks to see the retard smashing bowling balls with a sledgehammer.
He goes over and says, " hey... I thought we was gonna beat up niggers?"
The retard responds, " yeah...you get the live ones, I'll kill the eggs ."
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How has Jesse Jackson lost the vote of most niggers?
He promised to create jobs for them if elected.
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Man, to woman, ‘Do you want sex?’
Woman, ‘Your place or mine?’
Man, ‘Well, if you’re going to argue.
Forget it.’
What is 6 inches long, hard, goes into your mouth back and fourth, and has white stuff at the end.
A toothbrush with toothpaste
How do you get a Jewish girl's number?
You pull up her sleeve.
Q: What do you call that useless piece of skin around a vagina?
A: A woman.
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Chuck Norris can press "Pause" on reality.
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Q. What's the definition of a Yankee?
A. Same thing as a ''quickie'', only you do it yourself.
Q: How does Jesus celebrate Easter?
A: He gets a manicure, pedicure, and has his nails polished.