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Q:How do sport players stay cool in game? A:They stay in front of some fans!
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has 43.21 % from 12 votes. More jokes about: sport
What's the difference between a gay man and a refrigerator? When you take sausage out of the fridge it doesn't fart.
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has 43.21 % from 12 votes. More jokes about: disgusting
Yo' Mama is so fat, she tried to eat her chicken pox.
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has 43.21 % from 12 votes. More jokes about: animal, fat, food, Yo mama
Yo' Mama is so stanky, she gets sourdough yeast infections.
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has 43.21 % from 12 votes. More jokes about: health, insulting, Yo mama
YO momma is so old, I slit her throat and dust came out!
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has 43.21 % from 12 votes. More jokes about: age, insulting, Yo mama
I just watched a squirrel bury a nut in my front yard. I'm going to dig it up and replace it with a Cadbury egg. That'll blow his little mind.
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has 43.21 % from 12 votes. More jokes about: animal
Q: How do you know you're in a vampire bar? A: There's a string hanging out of your Bloody Mary.
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has 43.21 % from 12 votes. More jokes about: bar, disgusting
Yo Mama is like a refrigerator. Meat goes in and out all day.
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has 43.21 % from 12 votes. More jokes about: food, insulting, Yo mama
Yo' Mama is so fat, when she walked past the TV, I missed a two-hour special of "Lost."
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has 43.21 % from 12 votes. More jokes about: fat, insulting, technology, Yo mama
Yo' Mama is so poor, her tv only has two channels: on and not working.
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has 43.21 % from 12 votes. More jokes about: insulting, money, work, Yo mama
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