Chuck Norris has never taken a test, because no one questions Chuck Norris.
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Chuck Norris can turn a vegan into a cannibal.
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If you ask Chuck Norris what time it is, he always says, "Two seconds 'till."
After you ask, "Two seconds 'til what?" he roundhouse kicks you in the face.
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Chuck Norris once walked into my house and I was fined for trespassing.
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Justin Bieber has Chuck Norris fever!
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Lactose is Chuck Norris intolerant.
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Chuck Norris can divide prime numbers into whole numbers.
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Chuck Norris' blood is the only blood to test positive for kickass.
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Chuck Norris doesn't prepare dinner; dinner knows when to be ready.
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Chuck Norris is the meaning of life.
Too bad he's also the meaning of death.
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The only reason Osama Bin Laden is dead is because they finally let Chuck Norris into Pakistan...
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