Chuck Norris has never taken a test, because no one questions Chuck Norris.
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The Titanic sunk because Chuck Norris ran into it during his swim.
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When Chuck Norris kills time, that'll be the end of it.
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Bill Gates owes Chuck Norris money.
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Chuck Norris doesn't read books.
He stares them down until he gets the information he wants.
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Chuck Norris doesn't have a chin under his beard just another fist!
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Chuck Norris can build a Water Dam...
In the Sahara Desert.
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The climate requires Chuck's permission to change.
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