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Chuck Norris has never taken a test, because no one questions Chuck Norris.
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Chuck Norris doesn't have a will. Invincible people don't need them.
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When Chuck Norris wants popcorn, he breathes on Nebraska.
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Chuck Norris uses the lethal injection to have a 5min nap.
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Bill and Ted's Excellent Adventure began when Chuck Norris arrived from the future and roundhouse kicked that phone booth into the past.
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Chuck Norris dosn't need a gun, he points an says pow!
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