Chuck Norris has never taken a test, because no one questions Chuck Norris.
In fine print on the last page of the Guinness Book of World Records it notes that all world records are held by Chuck Norris, and those listed in the book are simply the closest anyone else has ever gotten.
Chuck Norris eats black holes for breakfast. They taste like chicken.
Chuck Norris doesn't throw a baseball, it just leaves his hand cowering in fear.
Chuck Norris knows how to kill you in more ways than you know how to die.
Chuck Norris doesn't have a will. Invincible people don't need them.
When Chuck Norris wants popcorn, he breathes on Nebraska.
Cocaine is Addicted to Chuck Norris.
Chuck Norris uses the lethal injection to have a 5min nap.
Bill and Ted's Excellent Adventure began when Chuck Norris arrived from the future and roundhouse kicked that phone booth into the past.
Chuck Norris dosn't need a gun, he points an says pow!