Chuck Norris has never taken a test, because no one questions Chuck Norris.
Hurricane Katrina wasn't the weather... it was the wind of a Chuck Norris roundhouse kick from Texas to Louisiana.
There are no comets. Only people that Chuck Norris roundhouse kicked so hard that they are now in permanent orbit in our solar system.
Chuck Norris sleeps with a pillow under his gun.
Simon doesn't say... Chuck Norris says.
When Chuck Norris is in a crowded area, he doesn't walk around people. He walks through them
Chuck Norris sends paper letters through email.
Chuck Norris won one million dollars gambling playing Solitaire.
Chuck Norris can spell roundhouse kick with five letters: death.
Ozzy Osbourne once snorted a line of ants. Chuck Norris once snorted a line of bricks.
The Godfather once came to Chuck Norris and asked for a favor.