Chuck Norris has never taken a test, because no one questions Chuck Norris.
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If you want to commit suicide, all you need to do is say,"Chuck Norris is a loser."
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Chuck Norris doesn't look both ways before he crosses the street... he just roundhouses any cars that get too close.
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Chuck Norris does not listen to lectures.
Lectures listen to Chuck Norris.
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Chuck Norris was a pokemon card, until they took it out of the market cause the Chuck Norris card was level infinity.
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Chuck Norris can break air.
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Crop Circles are Chuck Norris's preschool art projects.
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Harry Potter needs 8 movies to seek and destroy Voldemort.
Chuck Norris needs 4 seconds.
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Chuck Norris beat a black hole in a tug of war.
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Chuck Norris always wins at Jenga, the tower couldn't dare to crumble.
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What occurs twice in The Beginning, never in The End, but is at The End of Everything?
Chuck Norris.
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