A man started to town with a fox, a goose, and a sack of corn.
He came to a stream which he had to cross in a tiny boat.
He could only take one across at a time.
He could not leave the fox alone with the goose or the goose alone with the corn.
How did he get them all safely over the stream?
He took the goose over first and came back.
Then he took the fox across and brought the goose back.
Next he took the corn over.
He came back alone and took the goose.
Chuck Norris didn't go to school to learn, he went to teach.
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Hide an alarm clock in someone's bedroom and set it for 3:00 a.m.
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Chuck Norris once stood on a bridge in London.
Then they wrote a song about it.
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Chuck Norris has walked to the end of the universe and back.
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Chuck Norris doesn't have an attitude.
He has a personality you can't handle.
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Hiroshima nagasaki was nothing but the result of chuck norris skydiving in Japan.
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Chuck Norris.
Well thats all you need to know.
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You know Chuck Norris' pet lizard, right?
Last I heard, he was in the movie "Godzilla".
Oh, and his pet turtle starred in "Gamera" as well.
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Yo moma so fat that when I tried to have sex with her I burned my ass off the lightbulb.