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Zenophobia: the irrational fear of convergent sequences.
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has 43.40 % from 41 votes. More jokes about: math
The vicar never entertained lewd thoughts – they always entertained him.
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has 43.40 % from 41 votes. More jokes about: sex
How many blondes does it take to screw in a light bulb? 1001.....1 to hold the light bulb and 1000 to turn the house.
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has 43.40 % from 41 votes. More jokes about: blonde, light bulb
The reason why the desert is dry is because Chuck Norris got thirsty.
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has 43.40 % from 41 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris
Daddy, how was I born? Ah, very well, one day you need to find out anyway! Mom and Dad got together in a chat room on MSN. Dad set up a date via e-mail with your Mom and we met at a cyber cafe. We snuck into a secluded room, and then your mother downloaded from your dad's memory stick. As soon as dad was ready for an upload, it was discovered that neither one of us had used a firewall. Since it was too late to hit the delete button, nine months later the blessed virus appeared. And that's the story.
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has 43.40 % from 41 votes. More jokes about: computer, dad, geek, IT, technology
We ask the president to make laws. The president asks Chuck Norris.
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has 43.40 % from 41 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, political
Chuck Norris finished World of Warcraft.
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The Playstation Network is down because Chuck Norris unplugged his PS3.
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has 43.40 % from 41 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris
Chuck Noris can make grapes from wine.
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Facebook had a dislike button, then Chuck Norris joined. Nobody dislikes Chuck Norris.
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