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Jack was nimble, Jack was quick, but even Jack couldn't avoid Chuck Norris' round house kick.
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Chuck Norris finished World of Warcraft.
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Zenophobia: the irrational fear of convergent sequences.
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The Playstation Network is down because Chuck Norris unplugged his PS3.
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Q: How many nurses does it take to screw in a light bulb? A: None. They just have a nursing student do it.
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The reason why the desert is dry is because Chuck Norris got thirsty.
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Q: How do you know your black neighbor has moved? A: The new neighbor has car insurance.
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A husband and wife went to the fairgrounds. The wife wanted to go on the Ferris wheel, but the husband wasn’t comfortable with that. So the wife went on the ride by herself. The wheel went round and round and suddenly the wife was thrown out and landed in a heap at her husband’s feet. ”Are you hurt?” he asked.”Of course I’m hurt!” she replied. “Three times around and you didn’t wave once!”
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Chuck Noris can make grapes from wine.
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Chuck Norris doesn't vote. He elects!
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