What happens when sharks take their clothes off? They go sharkers.
What do you call a cow who works for a gardener? A lawn moo-er.
What do you call a mobile homes for rabbits? Wheelburrows.
Yo mommas so black that when she walked outside the street lights turned on.
What do you call rubber bumpers on yachts? Shark absorbers.
What do you call it when one rabbit challenges another rabbit to hop across a forty-yard canyon? A hare dare.
How do you know when a crab is drunk? It walks forwards.
There were two blonds on their way to Disney World. When they were getting close there was a sign that read, “DISNEY WORLD LEFT,” So they turned around and went home.
What do you get when you cross a bunny with a spider? A harenet.
Why did the whale like the diver? Because he had flippers.