Q: Why do blacks have flat noses?
A: That's where God put his foot when he pulled off their tails.
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What do you call an open can of tuna in a lesbians apartment?
Potpourri.
Chuck Norris can press "Pause" on reality.
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Yo mama so fat, when a Mexican saw her near the border they said,"this must be Trump wall".
What are the 3 things you cannot give a black guy?
A fat lip, a black eye, or a job.
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What's a man's definition of a romantic evening?
Sex.
How do you get a Jewish girl's number?
You pull up her sleeve.
Demons don't hunt Chuck Norris...
He is hunting them!
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A guy went to a supermarket and began to smoke.
Miss salesman: "Sir don't smoke here."
Guy: "I've just bought the cigarettes from here."
Miss salesman: "We sell condoms too; so that is not why you fuck me here."
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Death is God’s way of saying, ‘Hey, you’re not alive any more.’
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