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Q: Why do blacks have flat noses? A: That's where God put his foot when he pulled off their tails.
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has 43.14 % from 125 votes. More jokes about: black people, god
How do you get a Jewish girl's number? You pull up her sleeve.
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has 43.09 % from 216 votes. More jokes about: jewish, racist
Chuck Norris can press "Pause" on reality.
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has 43.04 % from 66 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, game, life
What do you call a school bus full of black people? A rotten banana.
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has 42.88 % from 130 votes. More jokes about: black people, car, food, racist
What's a man's definition of a romantic evening? Sex.
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has 42.83 % from 81 votes. More jokes about: sex
Why did the spider buy a car? So he could take it out for a spin!
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has 42.79 % from 58 votes. More jokes about: animal, car
My mother in law is so ugly that her face is like a masturbated dick!
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has 42.79 % from 58 votes. More jokes about: masturbation, mother in law, ugly
Demons don't hunt Chuck Norris... He is hunting them!
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has 42.79 % from 58 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, hunting
Your momma's pussy is so hairy, when your brother was born he died of rugburn.
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has 42.75 % from 111 votes. More jokes about: baby, dead baby, death, Yo mama
Death is God’s way of saying, ‘Hey, you’re not alive any more.’
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has 42.73 % from 56 votes. More jokes about: black humor
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