Q: Why do blacks have flat noses?
A: That's where God put his foot when he pulled off their tails.
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How do you get a Jewish girl's number?
You pull up her sleeve.
Chuck Norris can press "Pause" on reality.
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What do you call a school bus full of black people?
A rotten banana.
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What's a man's definition of a romantic evening?
Sex.
Why did the spider buy a car?
So he could take it out for a spin!
My mother in law is so ugly that her face is like a masturbated dick!
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Demons don't hunt Chuck Norris...
He is hunting them!
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Your momma's pussy is so hairy, when your brother was born he died of rugburn.
Death is God’s way of saying, ‘Hey, you’re not alive any more.’
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