What happens when sharks take their clothes off?
They go sharkers.
What do you call a cow who works for a gardener?
A lawn moo-er.
What do you call a mobile homes for rabbits?
Wheelburrows.
Yo mommas so black that when she walked outside the street lights turned on.
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What do you call rubber bumpers on yachts?
Shark absorbers.
What do you call it when one rabbit challenges another rabbit to hop across a forty-yard canyon?
A hare dare.
How do you know when a crab is drunk?
It walks forwards.
There were two blonds on their way to Disney World.
When they were getting close there was a sign that read, “DISNEY WORLD LEFT,”
So they turned around and went home.
What do you get when you cross a bunny with a spider?
A harenet.
Why did the whale like the diver?
Because he had flippers.