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Q: Why do blacks have flat noses? A: That's where God put his foot when he pulled off their tails.
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has 43.08 % from 123 votes. More jokes about: black people, god
What do you call an open can of tuna in a lesbians apartment? Potpourri.
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has 43.04 % from 66 votes. More jokes about: food, lesbian, women
Chuck Norris can press "Pause" on reality.
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has 43.04 % from 66 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, game, life
Yo mama so fat, when a Mexican saw her near the border they said,"this must be Trump wall".
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has 42.98 % from 64 votes. More jokes about: fat, insulting, mexican, Yo mama
What are the 3 things you cannot give a black guy? A fat lip, a black eye, or a job.
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has 42.83 % from 81 votes. More jokes about: black people, work
What's a man's definition of a romantic evening? Sex.
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has 42.83 % from 81 votes. More jokes about: sex
How do you get a Jewish girl's number? You pull up her sleeve.
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has 42.80 % from 213 votes. More jokes about: jewish, racist
Demons don't hunt Chuck Norris... He is hunting them!
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has 42.79 % from 58 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, hunting
A guy went to a supermarket and began to smoke. Miss salesman: "Sir don't smoke here." Guy: "I've just bought the cigarettes from here." Miss salesman: "We sell condoms too; so that is not why you fuck me here."
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has 42.77 % from 79 votes. More jokes about: customer service, mean, sex
Death is God’s way of saying, ‘Hey, you’re not alive any more.’
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has 42.73 % from 56 votes. More jokes about: black humor
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