A man went to work for a zoo veterinarian. "Look in the lion's mouth," the vet told him. "How do I do that?" he asked. "Carefully," replied the vet.
Q:How do sport players stay cool in game? A:They stay in front of some fans!
Yo' Mama is so fat, she tried to eat her chicken pox.
Yo' Mama is so stanky, she gets sourdough yeast infections.
YO momma is so old, I slit her throat and dust came out!
I just watched a squirrel bury a nut in my front yard. I'm going to dig it up and replace it with a Cadbury egg. That'll blow his little mind.
Q: How do you know you're in a vampire bar? A: There's a string hanging out of your Bloody Mary.
Yo Mama is like a refrigerator. Meat goes in and out all day.
Yo' Mama is so fat, when she walked past the TV, I missed a two-hour special of "Lost."
Yo' Mama is so poor, her tv only has two channels: on and not working.