Chuck Norris doesn't have an attitude.
He has a personality you can't handle.
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Hiroshima nagasaki was nothing but the result of chuck norris skydiving in Japan.
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Chuck Norris.
Well thats all you need to know.
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You know Chuck Norris' pet lizard, right?
Last I heard, he was in the movie "Godzilla".
Oh, and his pet turtle starred in "Gamera" as well.
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Phone talk:
"Is your boss there?"
"No, he left on a trip."
"A recovery trip, huh?"
"I don’t think so... He took his wife with him!"
Why is Stevie Wonder always smiling?
Because no one has told him he's black.
Q: What's worse than holocaust?
A: 6M Jews.
Some advice for guys: When the red river's flowin', take the dirt road.
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YO momma is so old, I slit her throat and dust came out!
Q: How do you know you're in a vampire bar?
A: There's a string hanging out of your Bloody Mary.
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