Phone talk:
"Is your boss there?"
"No, he left on a trip."
"A recovery trip, huh?"
"I don’t think so... He took his wife with him!"
Chuck Norris uses battery acid for eye drops.
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Chuck Norris keeps his friends close and his enemies dead.
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Chuck Norris once rode a bull threw a China shop, the only thing that broke was the bull.
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Its my birthday today.
My wife has said that shes going to make it my most special birthday ever...
I wonder where shes going ?
Chuck Norris tried juggling once... and now we have our solar system.
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Chuck Norris is the ghost in paranormal activity.
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Chuck Norris doesn't have a chin under his beard just another fist!
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Why is Stevie Wonder always smiling?
Because no one has told him he's black.
Q: What's worse than holocaust?
A: 6M Jews.
