Chuck Norris keeps his friends close and his enemies dead.
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Chuck Norris doesn't have an attitude.
He has a personality you can't handle.
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Hiroshima nagasaki was nothing but the result of chuck norris skydiving in Japan.
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Chuck Norris.
Well thats all you need to know.
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You know Chuck Norris' pet lizard, right?
Last I heard, he was in the movie "Godzilla".
Oh, and his pet turtle starred in "Gamera" as well.
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Chuck Norris tried juggling once... and now we have our solar system.
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Chuck Norris is the ghost in paranormal activity.
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Chuck Norris has found what U2 are looking for.
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Chuck Norris doesn't have a chin under his beard just another fist!
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Why did the blonde get fired from the M&M factory?
She kept throwing away all the W's!