Q: Why do blacks have flat noses? A: That's where God put his foot when he pulled off their tails.
What do you call an open can of tuna in a lesbians apartment? Potpourri.
Chuck Norris can press "Pause" on reality.
Yo mama so fat, when a Mexican saw her near the border they said,"this must be Trump wall".
What are the 3 things you cannot give a black guy? A fat lip, a black eye, or a job.
What's a man's definition of a romantic evening? Sex.
How do you get a Jewish girl's number? You pull up her sleeve.
Demons don't hunt Chuck Norris... He is hunting them!
A guy went to a supermarket and began to smoke. Miss salesman: "Sir don't smoke here." Guy: "I've just bought the cigarettes from here." Miss salesman: "We sell condoms too; so that is not why you fuck me here."
Death is God’s way of saying, ‘Hey, you’re not alive any more.’