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Phone talk: "Is your boss there?" "No, he left on a trip." "A recovery trip, huh?" "I don’t think so... He took his wife with him!"
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Chuck Norris uses battery acid for eye drops.
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Chuck Norris keeps his friends close and his enemies dead.
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Chuck Norris has found what U2 are looking for.
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Chuck Norris doesn't have a chin under his beard just another fist!
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Chuck Norris once rode a bull threw a China shop, the only thing that broke was the bull.
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Its my birthday today. My wife has said that shes going to make it my most special birthday ever... I wonder where shes going ?
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Chuck Norris tried juggling once... and now we have our solar system.
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Chuck Norris is the ghost in paranormal activity.
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Why did the blonde get fired from the M&M factory? She kept throwing away all the W's!
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