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Chuck Norris doesn't have an attitude. He has a personality you can't handle.
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Hiroshima nagasaki was nothing but the result of chuck norris skydiving in Japan.
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Chuck Norris. Well thats all you need to know.
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You know Chuck Norris' pet lizard, right? Last I heard, he was in the movie "Godzilla". Oh, and his pet turtle starred in "Gamera" as well.
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Phone talk: "Is your boss there?" "No, he left on a trip." "A recovery trip, huh?" "I don’t think so... He took his wife with him!"
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has 43.39 % from 37 votes. More jokes about: marriage, phone, wife
Why is Stevie Wonder always smiling? Because no one has told him he's black.
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Q: What's worse than holocaust? A: 6M Jews.
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has 43.32 % from 148 votes. More jokes about: jewish, racist
Some advice for guys: When the red river's flowin', take the dirt road.
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has 43.21 % from 12 votes. More jokes about: disgusting
YO momma is so old, I slit her throat and dust came out!
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has 43.21 % from 12 votes. More jokes about: age, insulting, Yo mama
Q: How do you know you're in a vampire bar? A: There's a string hanging out of your Bloody Mary.
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