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What happens when sharks take their clothes off? They go sharkers.
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What do you call a cow who works for a gardener? A lawn moo-er.
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What do you call a mobile homes for rabbits? Wheelburrows.
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Yo mommas so black that when she walked outside the street lights turned on.
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What do you call rubber bumpers on yachts? Shark absorbers.
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What do you call it when one rabbit challenges another rabbit to hop across a forty-yard canyon? A hare dare.
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How do you know when a crab is drunk? It walks forwards.
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There were two blonds on their way to Disney World. When they were getting close there was a sign that read, “DISNEY WORLD LEFT,” So they turned around and went home.
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What do you get when you cross a bunny with a spider? A harenet.
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Why did the whale like the diver? Because he had flippers.
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