Q: What is long and hard to a blonde?
A: Fourth grade.
How do you know when your cat’s finished cleaning himself?
He’s smoking a cigarette.
Why is Stevie Wonder always smiling?
Because no one has told him he's black.
There is three kids sitting at the lunch table one day.
One kid ask what do you call a mixed baby?
One replies a zebra,another replies a mistake and the third one replies.
Rape
Q: How do you know you're in a vampire bar?
A: There's a string hanging out of your Bloody Mary.
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Yo' Mama is so fat, when she walked past the TV, I missed a two-hour special of "Lost."
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Yo' Mama is so poor, her tv only has two channels: on and not working.
Two things in life are certain: Death and a roundhouse kick from Chuck Norris.
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Q:How do sport players stay cool in game?
A:They stay in front of some fans!
Some advice for guys: When the red river's flowin', take the dirt road.
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