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Yo momma so poor... When I saw her wobbling down the street with 1 shoe, I hollered - "Lost a shoe?", and she said - "Nope...just found one..."
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A man went to work for a zoo veterinarian. "Look in the lion's mouth," the vet told him. "How do I do that?" he asked. "Carefully," replied the vet.
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Q:How do sport players stay cool in game? A:They stay in front of some fans!
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Yo' Mama is so stanky, she gets sourdough yeast infections.
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YO momma is so old, I slit her throat and dust came out!
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I just watched a squirrel bury a nut in my front yard. I'm going to dig it up and replace it with a Cadbury egg. That'll blow his little mind.
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Q: How do you know you're in a vampire bar? A: There's a string hanging out of your Bloody Mary.
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Yo Mama is like a refrigerator. Meat goes in and out all day.
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Yo' Mama is so fat, when she walked past the TV, I missed a two-hour special of "Lost."
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Yo' Mama is so poor, her tv only has two channels: on and not working.
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