If I had a dollar every time I made a racist joke a nigger would rob me.
Man, to woman, ‘Do you want sex?’ Woman, ‘Your place or mine?’ Man, ‘Well, if you’re going to argue. Forget it.’
Chuck Norris can press "Pause" on reality.
There is 5 niggers in a Cadilac. They drive off the Grand Cannon. What is sad about this story? A Cadilac seats 6 niggers.
What's a man's definition of a romantic evening? Sex.
Demons don't hunt Chuck Norris... He is hunting them!
Daddy to his son: I don't care if you are dating a black girl - they are all pink on the inside.
Death is God’s way of saying, ‘Hey, you’re not alive any more.’
How do you fit 500 babies into a phone booth? With a blender. How do you get them out? Nachos - make a dipping and snacking motion.
Chuck Norris has heard the actual voice of Charlie Brown's teacher...