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The dinosaurs aren't extinct. They're just hiding from Chuck Norris.
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has 42.25 % from 16 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris
How many students does it take to change a light bulb? None, Light bulb changing isn't in the course notes.
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has 42.25 % from 16 votes. More jokes about: school
Q: What do you call the ashes of a white person in a jar? A: A jar of mayonnaise.
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has 42.22 % from 95 votes. More jokes about: black humor, racist, white people
Chuck Noris can make grapes from wine.
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has 42.19 % from 40 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, wine
Daddy, how was I born? Ah, very well, one day you need to find out anyway! Mom and Dad got together in a chat room on MSN. Dad set up a date via e-mail with your Mom and we met at a cyber cafe. We snuck into a secluded room, and then your mother downloaded from your dad's memory stick. As soon as dad was ready for an upload, it was discovered that neither one of us had used a firewall. Since it was too late to hit the delete button, nine months later the blessed virus appeared. And that's the story.
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has 42.19 % from 40 votes. More jokes about: computer, dad, geek, IT, technology
We ask the president to make laws. The president asks Chuck Norris.
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has 42.19 % from 40 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, political
It is believed dinosaurs are extinct due to a giant meteor. That's true if you want to call Chuck Norris a giant meteor.
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has 42.19 % from 40 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, dinosaur, phone
How many blondes does it take to screw in a light bulb? 1001.....1 to hold the light bulb and 1000 to turn the house.
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has 42.19 % from 40 votes. More jokes about: blonde, light bulb
The vicar never entertained lewd thoughts – they always entertained him.
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has 42.19 % from 40 votes. More jokes about: sex
Q: My shift keys have little arrows on them. Does that mean the *real* shift keys are located above them, and these keys are just little signs to point them out? A: Nope, they're the Real McCoy. The little arrows mean "up", as in "look up at the screen". Your keyboard is telling you to learn to touch type and quit staring at your fingers.
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has 42.19 % from 40 votes. More jokes about: IT
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