Chuck Norris doesn't have a chin under his beard just another fist!
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Chuck Norris uses battery acid for eye drops.
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Chuck Norris keeps his friends close and his enemies dead.
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Why is Stevie Wonder always smiling?
Because no one has told him he's black.
There is three kids sitting at the lunch table one day.
One kid ask what do you call a mixed baby?
One replies a zebra,another replies a mistake and the third one replies.
Rape
Q: How do you know you're in a vampire bar?
A: There's a string hanging out of your Bloody Mary.
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Yo' Mama is so fat, when she walked past the TV, I missed a two-hour special of "Lost."
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Yo' Mama is so poor, her tv only has two channels: on and not working.
Q:How do sport players stay cool in game?
A:They stay in front of some fans!
Some advice for guys: When the red river's flowin', take the dirt road.
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