Yo' Mama is so fat, when she walked past the TV, I missed a two-hour special of "Lost."
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Yo' Mama is so poor, her tv only has two channels: on and not working.
Q:How do sport players stay cool in game?
A:They stay in front of some fans!
Two things in life are certain: Death and a roundhouse kick from Chuck Norris.
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Yo mama breath smell so bad when she yawns her teeth duck.
Yo mamma so fat when she looked at the scale she yelled, "Thats not my weight, thats my phone number!"
What do you get if you cross a kangaroo and sheep?
A wooly jumper.
What did the blonde say to her doctor when he told her she was pregnant?
"Is it mine?"
A drunk staggers into a Catholic Church, enters a confessional booth, sits down, but says nothing.
The Priest coughs a few times to get his attention but the drunk continues to sit there.
Finally, the Priest pounds three times on the wall .
The drunk mumbles, "ain’t no use knocking, there’s no paper on this side either!"
A policeman pulls a man over for speeding and asks him to get out of the car.
After examining the man he says,
"Sir, I couldn’t help but notice your eyes are bloodshot.
Have you been drinking?"
The man gets really indignant and says, "Officer, I couldn’t help but notice your eyes are glazed.
Have you been eating doughnuts?"