A Mexican and a nigga are riding in car.
Who's driving?
A cop!
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Basketball is the perfect game for a black person.
All you do is run, shoot and steal.
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100 black people on the moon. That's a problem.
1,000 black people on the moon. That's a problem.
10,000 black people on the moon. That's a problem.
1,000,000 black people on the moon. That's a problem.
100,000,000 black people on the moon. That's a problem.
1,000,000,000 black people on the moon. That's a problem.
All of the black people on the moon. Problem solved.
Q: What do you call that useless piece of skin around a vagina?
A: A woman.
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Demons don't hunt Chuck Norris...
He is hunting them!
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What time is it when Chuck Norris knocks on your door?
Too Late!
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Chuck Norris can open Microsoft Windows when he needs fresh air.
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Why did the spider buy a car?
So he could take it out for a spin!
Q: What did the Alabama Sheriff call the black man who shot himself 15 times?
A: The worst suicide case he has ever seen.
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