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There is 5 niggers in a Cadilac. They drive off the Grand Cannon. What is sad about this story? A Cadilac seats 6 niggers.
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has 42.60 % from 146 votes. More jokes about: black people
What do you call an open can of tuna in a lesbians apartment? Potpourri.
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has 42.56 % from 73 votes. More jokes about: food, lesbian, women
Q: Why don't black kids play in sand boxs? A: Because they are affraid the cats will try to cover them up.
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has 42.54 % from 179 votes. More jokes about: animal, racist
How has Jesse Jackson lost the vote of most niggers? He promised to create jobs for them if elected.
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has 42.54 % from 118 votes. More jokes about: black people, celebrity, political, racist, work
A man is driving his five year old to a friend’s house when another car races in front and cuts them off, nearly causing an accident. "Douchebag!" the father yells. A moment later he realizes the indiscretion, pulls over, and turns to face his son. "Your father just said a bad word," he says. "I was angry at that driver, but that was no excuse for what I said. It was wrong. But just because I said it, it doesn’t make it right, and I don’t ever want to hear you saying it. Is that clear?" His son looks at him and says: "Too late, douchebag."
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has 42.53 % from 50 votes. More jokes about: car, dad, driving, kids
Chuck Norris doesn't look both ways before he crosses the street... he just roundhouses any cars that get too close.
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has 42.47 % from 48 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, death
What's red and crawls up your leg? A homesick miscarriage.
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has 42.47 % from 48 votes. More jokes about: black humor
What is 6 inches long, hard, goes into your mouth back and fourth, and has white stuff at the end. A toothbrush with toothpaste
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has 42.42 % from 69 votes. More jokes about: dirty
Chuck Norris can access private methods.
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has 42.40 % from 46 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, coding, geek, IT, technology
How do you make a dead baby float? Take your foot off of it’s head.
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has 42.40 % from 162 votes. More jokes about: black humor, dead baby, disgusting, morbid
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