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Q: What do you call that useless piece of skin around a vagina? A: A woman.
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has 42.90 % from 83 votes. More jokes about: communication, dirty, vulgar, women
Chuck Norris can open Microsoft Windows when he needs fresh air.
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has 42.86 % from 60 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, geek, IT, technology
Demons don't hunt Chuck Norris... He is hunting them!
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has 42.86 % from 60 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, hunting
What time is it when Chuck Norris knocks on your door? Too Late!
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has 42.86 % from 60 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, time
Why did the spider buy a car? So he could take it out for a spin!
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has 42.86 % from 60 votes. More jokes about: animal, car
Q: What did the Alabama Sheriff call the black man who shot himself 15 times? A: The worst suicide case he has ever seen.
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has 42.82 % from 98 votes. More jokes about: black people, cop, death, racist
What do you call 100 niggers on the bottom of the sea? A good start.
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has 42.82 % from 191 votes. More jokes about: black people, racist
Chuck Norris has heard the actual voice of Charlie Brown's teacher...
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has 42.79 % from 58 votes. More jokes about: celebrity, Chuck Norris, teacher
Whats the difference between a jew camp and a summer camp? The kids come back.
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has 42.76 % from 139 votes. More jokes about: black humor, jewish, kids
Death is God’s way of saying, ‘Hey, you’re not alive any more.’
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has 42.73 % from 56 votes. More jokes about: black humor
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