What do you call a school bus full of black people?
A rotten banana.
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Q. What do you call two lesbians with their period?
A. Finger painting.
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Death is God’s way of saying, ‘Hey, you’re not alive any more.’
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A cowboy and a retard are sitting at home bored.
The cowboy says," let's go down to the bowling alley and beat up niggers."
The retard says ," OK ".
When they arrive , the cowboy sees five black dudes bowling.
He goes over and starts beating their asses.
He stops and looks to see the retard smashing bowling balls with a sledgehammer.
He goes over and says, " hey... I thought we was gonna beat up niggers?"
The retard responds, " yeah...you get the live ones, I'll kill the eggs ."
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Q: What's the difference between a black fairy tale and a white one?
A: White one starts like "once upon a time" Black one starts like " y'all muthaf*ckas gotta here dis"
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Why is Stevie Wonder always smiling?
Because no one has told him he's black.
Why did the nigger walks into a bar?
The cell door was still locked.
A Mexican and a nigga are riding in car.
Who's driving?
A cop!
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What do you call 1/4 of the black population on the moon?
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what do you call 1/2 of the black population on the moon?
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what do you call 3/4 of the black population on the moon?
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what do you call all of the blacks on the moon?
PROBLEM SOLVED!
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Why do milking stools only have three legs?
'Cause the cow's got the udder!