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What do you get if you cross a skunk and a cartoon penguin? Pingu-Pong.
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Chuck Norris can listen to 24 hours worth of music and not move a single muscle.
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Wagner is really Chuck Norris!
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Q: What did the butcher say when he backed into the meat-grinder? A: Looks like I'm getting a little behind in my work!
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Q: What do you call a blonde in the freezer? A: Her parents named her Cindy so we should probably continue to call her that. She was supposed to graduate tomorrow.
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Yo momma’s so fat, she sells shade in the summer.
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Q: Why was the blonde afraid to have phone sex? A: Because the condom wouldn't fit over the phone.
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Why did the little girl fall off of her bike? Because she didn't have any arms.
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What's a rabbits favorite song? "Hoppy Birthday to You."
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The snake was punished because Chuck Norris tempted it to ate the apple.
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