What do you get if you cross a skunk and a cartoon penguin? Pingu-Pong.
Chuck Norris can listen to 24 hours worth of music and not move a single muscle.
Wagner is really Chuck Norris!
Q: What did the butcher say when he backed into the meat-grinder? A: Looks like I'm getting a little behind in my work!
Q: What do you call a blonde in the freezer? A: Her parents named her Cindy so we should probably continue to call her that. She was supposed to graduate tomorrow.
Yo momma’s so fat, she sells shade in the summer.
Q: Why was the blonde afraid to have phone sex? A: Because the condom wouldn't fit over the phone.
Why did the little girl fall off of her bike? Because she didn't have any arms.
What's a rabbits favorite song? "Hoppy Birthday to You."
The snake was punished because Chuck Norris tempted it to ate the apple.