The sexologist to Johny: "let´s talk about sex!" Johny: "I have no idea."
When you have a question you check with Google. When Google has a question they check with Chuck Norris. When Chuck Norris has a question everybody better run!
Q: What's red, white, and cries a lot? A: A baby with a razor!
How do you know if your wife wears tights in bed? Her toes curl up when you screw her.
Did you hear about the new contraceptive pill for men? You put it in your shoe and it makes you limp.
Harry is better at sex than anyone he know. Now all he needs is a partner.
The quickest way to a man's heart is with Chuck Norris' fist.
Q: What do you call a fairy who doesn't take a bath? A: Stinkerbell!
Chuck Norris' day consists of 25 hours.
Chuck Norris was once charged with three attempted murders in Boulder County, but the Judge quickly dropped the charges because Chuck Norris does not "attempt" murder.