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Yo mama breath smell so bad when she yawns her teeth duck.
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If a man and a woman get married in Texas and move to Washington are they still brother and sister?
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Q: Why was the black baby crying? A: He had diarea and thought he was melting.
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Yo momma’s so stupid, she went to a mind reader and was only charged half price.
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What did Jeffrey Dahmer say to Lorena Bobbit? Are you gonna eat that?
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"My son, this is your senior year at school so your mom and I decided that you’re going to be a doctor." "But what are you saying dad? You know very well that I’m not in a position even to... kill a mosquito."
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"Yo momma so fat she stands in two time zones!"
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What do you call an afghan virgin Mever bin laid on
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Yo mama so fat God told her he had no room in heaven and the devil said there was no room in hell.
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Q: What do you call a dangerous fish who drinks too much? A: A beer-a-cuda!
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