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What do you call 100 niggers on the bottom of the sea? A good start.
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has 42.82 % from 191 votes. More jokes about: black people, racist
Q: How do you get a black girl pregnant? A: Cum on a rock and let the flies do the rest.
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has 42.79 % from 58 votes. More jokes about: black people, racist
Chuck Norris has heard the actual voice of Charlie Brown's teacher...
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has 42.79 % from 58 votes. More jokes about: celebrity, Chuck Norris, teacher
Death is God’s way of saying, ‘Hey, you’re not alive any more.’
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has 42.73 % from 56 votes. More jokes about: black humor
How do you starve a black person? Put their food stamps under a job application.
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has 42.70 % from 137 votes. More jokes about: racist
What do you call a black guy in a tree with a briefcase? Branch manager.
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has 42.70 % from 94 votes. More jokes about: black people
How does a man show he's planning for the future? He buys two cases of beer instead of one.
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has 42.61 % from 14 votes. More jokes about: beer, men
Why do milking stools only have three legs? 'Cause the cow's got the udder!
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has 42.61 % from 14 votes. More jokes about: animal
Bob checked into his hotel room and immediately noticed a dead cockroach on the floor. He called the front desk, asked for the manager and raised a fuss. "Sir, please calm down," the manager replied. "It's dead. It can't bother you now." "The dead one doesn't bother me." Bob said. "It's his pallbearers."
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has 42.61 % from 14 votes. More jokes about: animal, death
A boxer had written on his tombstone: "You can stop counting. I'm not getting up."
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has 42.61 % from 14 votes. More jokes about: death, sport
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