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Why did the spider buy a car? So he could take it out for a spin!
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has 42.86 % from 60 votes. More jokes about: animal, car
Q: What did the Alabama Sheriff call the black man who shot himself 15 times? A: The worst suicide case he has ever seen.
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has 42.82 % from 98 votes. More jokes about: black people, cop, death, racist
What do you call 100 niggers on the bottom of the sea? A good start.
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has 42.82 % from 191 votes. More jokes about: black people, racist
Chuck Norris has heard the actual voice of Charlie Brown's teacher...
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has 42.79 % from 58 votes. More jokes about: celebrity, Chuck Norris, teacher
Q: How do you get a black girl pregnant? A: Cum on a rock and let the flies do the rest.
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has 42.79 % from 58 votes. More jokes about: black people, racist
Death is God’s way of saying, ‘Hey, you’re not alive any more.’
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has 42.73 % from 56 votes. More jokes about: black humor
How do you starve a black person? Put their food stamps under a job application.
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has 42.70 % from 137 votes. More jokes about: racist
What do you call a black guy in a tree with a briefcase? Branch manager.
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has 42.70 % from 94 votes. More jokes about: black people
How does a man show he's planning for the future? He buys two cases of beer instead of one.
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has 42.61 % from 14 votes. More jokes about: beer, men
The cop got out of his car and the kid, that was stopped for speeding, rolled down his window. "I've been waiting for you all day," the cop said. The guy replied, "Yeah, well I got here as fast as I could." When the cop finally stopped laughing, he sent the kid on his way without a ticket.
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has 42.61 % from 14 votes. More jokes about: cop
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