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Do you know how Hitler tied his tennis shoes? In little Natzie's.
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has 42.47 % from 48 votes. More jokes about: communication, Hitler
What's red and crawls up your leg? A homesick miscarriage.
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has 42.47 % from 48 votes. More jokes about: black humor
Q: If a black guy is driving a bicycle why shouldn't I hit him? A: Because it's probably my bicycle.
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has 42.47 % from 48 votes. More jokes about: black people, racist
Chuck Norris doesn't look both ways before he crosses the street... he just roundhouses any cars that get too close.
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has 42.47 % from 48 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, death
Whats the difference between a pizza and a jew? A pizza doesn't scream when you put it in the oven.
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has 42.47 % from 153 votes. More jokes about: food, jewish, racist
What is 6 inches long, hard, goes into your mouth back and fourth, and has white stuff at the end. A toothbrush with toothpaste
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has 42.42 % from 69 votes. More jokes about: dirty
Chuck Norris can access private methods.
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has 42.40 % from 46 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, coding, geek, IT, technology
How do you make a dead baby float? Take your foot off of it’s head.
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has 42.40 % from 162 votes. More jokes about: black humor, dead baby, disgusting, morbid
Your momma's pussy is so hairy, when your brother was born he died of rugburn.
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has 42.34 % from 112 votes. More jokes about: baby, dead baby, death, Yo mama
Did you hear about the new contraceptive pill for men? You put it in your shoe and it makes you limp.
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has 42.33 % from 44 votes. More jokes about: sex
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