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How do you know if your wife wears tights in bed? Her toes curl up when you screw her.
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has 42.33 % from 44 votes. More jokes about: sex
Did you hear about the new contraceptive pill for men? You put it in your shoe and it makes you limp.
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has 42.33 % from 44 votes. More jokes about: sex
Harry is better at sex than anyone he know. Now all he needs is a partner.
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Q: Whats different between a Mexican and a Pothole? A: We serve when we see potholes in the middle of the road.
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has 42.27 % from 82 votes. More jokes about: mexican, racist
Chuck Norris doesn't play dead for bears, bears play dead for Chuck Norris.
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has 42.26 % from 42 votes. More jokes about: animal, Chuck Norris, death
Dinosaurs once crossed Chuck Norris. Once.
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has 42.26 % from 42 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, dinosaur
The actual definition of U.F.O is Chuck Norris's Toy Frisbee.
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has 42.26 % from 42 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris
Got said, "Let there be light!" Chuck Norris looked at him and said: "Say please."
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has 42.26 % from 42 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, communication, god, mean
Chuck Norris was once charged with three attempted murders in Boulder County, but the Judge quickly dropped the charges because Chuck Norris does not "attempt" murder.
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has 42.26 % from 42 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, lawyer
When Chuck Norris gets nominated for the ALS ice bucket challenge, the bucket donates $1000 to ALS research.
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has 42.26 % from 42 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, health, money
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