Q: What did the Alabama Sheriff call the black man who shot himself 15 times?
A: The worst suicide case he has ever seen.
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What do you call 100 niggers on the bottom of the sea?
A good start.
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Chuck Norris has heard the actual voice of Charlie Brown's teacher...
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Q: How do you get a black girl pregnant?
A: Cum on a rock and let the flies do the rest.
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Death is God’s way of saying, ‘Hey, you’re not alive any more.’
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How do you starve a black person?
Put their food stamps under a job application.
What do you call a black guy in a tree with a briefcase?
Branch manager.
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How does a man show he's planning for the future?
He buys two cases of beer instead of one.
The cop got out of his car and the kid, that was stopped for speeding, rolled down his window.
"I've been waiting for you all day," the cop said.
The guy replied, "Yeah, well I got here as fast as I could."
When the cop finally stopped laughing, he sent the kid on his way without a ticket.
A young man was walking into town one day when a wood hauler gave him a ride.
After traveling about a mile or two, the truck was stopped by the highway patrol for a weight check and inspection.
The truck inspection revealed the truck had slick tires; no horn; no head, tail or signal lights; no windshield wipers.
Also, it was overloaded and had bad brakes.
"Mister," the patrolman said to the driver, "I think the best way to charge you is 'hauling wood without a truck.'"