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Whats the difference between a pizza and a jew? A pizza doesn't scream when you put it in the oven.
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has 42.35 % from 149 votes. More jokes about: food, jewish, racist
Q: What's red, white, and cries a lot? A: A baby with a razor!
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has 42.33 % from 44 votes. More jokes about: baby, black humor, morbid
How do you know if your wife wears tights in bed? Her toes curl up when you screw her.
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has 42.33 % from 44 votes. More jokes about: sex
Did you hear about the new contraceptive pill for men? You put it in your shoe and it makes you limp.
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has 42.33 % from 44 votes. More jokes about: sex
The sexologist to Johny: "let´s talk about sex!" Johny: "I have no idea."
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has 42.33 % from 44 votes. More jokes about: communication, doctor, little Johnny, sex
Harry is better at sex than anyone he know. Now all he needs is a partner.
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has 42.33 % from 44 votes. More jokes about: sex
Chuck Norris can won the winter Olympics... In the summer.
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has 42.33 % from 44 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, sport, winter
Chuck Norris doesn't play dead for bears, bears play dead for Chuck Norris.
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has 42.26 % from 42 votes. More jokes about: animal, Chuck Norris, death
Dinosaurs once crossed Chuck Norris. Once.
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has 42.26 % from 42 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, dinosaur
When Chuck Norris gets nominated for the ALS ice bucket challenge, the bucket donates $1000 to ALS research.
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has 42.26 % from 42 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, health, money
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