Do you know how Hitler tied his tennis shoes? In little Natzie's.
What's red and crawls up your leg? A homesick miscarriage.
Q: If a black guy is driving a bicycle why shouldn't I hit him? A: Because it's probably my bicycle.
Chuck Norris doesn't look both ways before he crosses the street... he just roundhouses any cars that get too close.
Whats the difference between a pizza and a jew? A pizza doesn't scream when you put it in the oven.
What is 6 inches long, hard, goes into your mouth back and fourth, and has white stuff at the end. A toothbrush with toothpaste
Chuck Norris can access private methods.
How do you make a dead baby float? Take your foot off of it’s head.
Your momma's pussy is so hairy, when your brother was born he died of rugburn.
Did you hear about the new contraceptive pill for men? You put it in your shoe and it makes you limp.