David Hasselhoff walks into a bar, and says to the barman, ‘I want you to call me David Hoff.’
‘Sure,’ says the barman.
‘No hassle.’
What’s the difference between Bigfoot and an intelligent blonde?
There have been sightings of Bigfoot.
Q: What's invisible and smells like carrots?
A: Bunny farts!
Q: What does XXX stand for in a porno film?
A: It's the signature of the three blondes who "act" in it
Bob checked into his hotel room and immediately noticed a dead cockroach on the floor.
He called the front desk, asked for the manager and raised a fuss.
"Sir, please calm down," the manager replied.
"It's dead. It can't bother you now."
"The dead one doesn't bother me." Bob said.
"It's his pallbearers."
A boxer had written on his tombstone: "You can stop counting.
I'm not getting up."
Chuck Norris doesn't use anti-virus. Viruses use anti-Chuck Norris.
Vote:
Chuck Norris owns the gold color at the end of the rainbow.
Vote:
Chuck Norris invented hot sauce.
To put on his peppers.
Vote:
Whats six inches long, has a head on it and drives women wild ?
A fifty pound note !