Did you hear about the new contraceptive pill for men? You put it in your shoe and it makes you limp.
Harry is better at sex than anyone he know. Now all he needs is a partner.
Chuck Norris can won the winter Olympics... In the summer.
Got said, "Let there be light!" Chuck Norris looked at him and said: "Say please."
The quickest way to a man's heart is with Chuck Norris' fist.
Chuck Norris doesn't play dead for bears, bears play dead for Chuck Norris.
The actual definition of U.F.O is Chuck Norris's Toy Frisbee.
Q: What do you call a fairy who doesn't take a bath? A: Stinkerbell!
Chuck Norris was once charged with three attempted murders in Boulder County, but the Judge quickly dropped the charges because Chuck Norris does not "attempt" murder.
When Chuck Norris gets nominated for the ALS ice bucket challenge, the bucket donates $1000 to ALS research.