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Did you hear about the new contraceptive pill for men? You put it in your shoe and it makes you limp.
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Harry is better at sex than anyone he know. Now all he needs is a partner.
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Chuck Norris can won the winter Olympics... In the summer.
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Got said, "Let there be light!" Chuck Norris looked at him and said: "Say please."
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has 42.26 % from 42 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, communication, god, mean
The quickest way to a man's heart is with Chuck Norris' fist.
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has 42.26 % from 42 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris
Chuck Norris doesn't play dead for bears, bears play dead for Chuck Norris.
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has 42.26 % from 42 votes. More jokes about: animal, Chuck Norris, death
The actual definition of U.F.O is Chuck Norris's Toy Frisbee.
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Q: What do you call a fairy who doesn't take a bath? A: Stinkerbell!
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has 42.26 % from 42 votes. More jokes about: life
Chuck Norris was once charged with three attempted murders in Boulder County, but the Judge quickly dropped the charges because Chuck Norris does not "attempt" murder.
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has 42.26 % from 42 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, lawyer
When Chuck Norris gets nominated for the ALS ice bucket challenge, the bucket donates $1000 to ALS research.
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