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A man is driving his five year old to a friend’s house when another car races in front and cuts them off, nearly causing an accident. "Douchebag!" the father yells. A moment later he realizes the indiscretion, pulls over, and turns to face his son. "Your father just said a bad word," he says. "I was angry at that driver, but that was no excuse for what I said. It was wrong. But just because I said it, it doesn’t make it right, and I don’t ever want to hear you saying it. Is that clear?" His son looks at him and says: "Too late, douchebag."
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has 42.53 % from 50 votes. More jokes about: car, dad, driving, kids
Q: If a black guy is driving a bicycle why shouldn't I hit him? A: Because it's probably my bicycle.
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has 42.53 % from 50 votes. More jokes about: black people, racist
Q: What do a tornado and a redneck divorce have in common? A: In the end, someone is going to lose a trailer.
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has 42.53 % from 50 votes. More jokes about: divorce, redneck
What do you call an elf who tells silly jokes? A real Christmas Card!
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has 42.53 % from 50 votes. More jokes about: Christmas, elf, stupid
The square root of Pain is Chuck Norris.
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has 42.49 % from 71 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, math
Your momma's pussy is so hairy, when your brother was born he died of rugburn.
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has 42.47 % from 116 votes. More jokes about: baby, dead baby, death, Yo mama
At an exhibition of military painting a visitor was admiring a picture. "What a great realist that painter is!" he exclaimed. "What painter?" "The one that painted this picture 'Soldiers at Work'." "Yes, hut something is wrong there. Those soldiers aren't working at all!" "That is just the greatest stroke of realism in the picture!"
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has 42.47 % from 48 votes. More jokes about: military, work
Chuck Norris doesn't look both ways before he crosses the street... he just roundhouses any cars that get too close.
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has 42.47 % from 48 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, death
Do you know how Hitler tied his tennis shoes? In little Natzie's.
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has 42.47 % from 48 votes. More jokes about: communication, Hitler
What's red and crawls up your leg? A homesick miscarriage.
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has 42.47 % from 48 votes. More jokes about: black humor
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