What’s the difference between Bigfoot and an intelligent blonde?
There have been sightings of Bigfoot.
Q: What's invisible and smells like carrots?
A: Bunny farts!
Q: What does XXX stand for in a porno film?
A: It's the signature of the three blondes who "act" in it
Why do milking stools only have three legs?
'Cause the cow's got the udder!
Three blonde men are on one side of a wide river and don't know how to get across.
The first man prays to God to make him smart enough to figure out how to cross the river, so God turns him into a brown-haired man and he swims across.
The second man prays to God to make him even smarter, so God turns him into a dark-haired man and he builds a boat and rows across.
Then the third man prays to God to make him the smartest of all, so God turns him into a woman and she walks across the bridge.
Did you hear the one about the blonde fox that got stuck in a trap?
She chewed off three legs and was still stuck.
What goes stop, go, stop, go, stop, go?
A blonde at a flashing red light!
Bob checked into his hotel room and immediately noticed a dead cockroach on the floor.
He called the front desk, asked for the manager and raised a fuss.
"Sir, please calm down," the manager replied.
"It's dead. It can't bother you now."
"The dead one doesn't bother me." Bob said.
"It's his pallbearers."
A boxer had written on his tombstone: "You can stop counting.
I'm not getting up."
The cop got out of his car and the kid, that was stopped for speeding, rolled down his window.
"I've been waiting for you all day," the cop said.
The guy replied, "Yeah, well I got here as fast as I could."
When the cop finally stopped laughing, he sent the kid on his way without a ticket.