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How do you know if your wife wears tights in bed? Her toes curl up when you screw her.
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has 42.33 % from 44 votes. More jokes about: sex
Did you hear about the new contraceptive pill for men? You put it in your shoe and it makes you limp.
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has 42.33 % from 44 votes. More jokes about: sex
Harry is better at sex than anyone he know. Now all he needs is a partner.
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Q: What's red, white, and cries a lot? A: A baby with a razor!
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has 42.33 % from 44 votes. More jokes about: baby, black humor, morbid
Chuck Norris can won the winter Olympics... In the summer.
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has 42.33 % from 44 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, sport, winter
Q: What does pontiac stand for? A: Poor old nigger thinks its a cadillac.
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has 42.29 % from 123 votes. More jokes about: black people, racist
Chuck Norris doesn't play dead for bears, bears play dead for Chuck Norris.
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has 42.26 % from 42 votes. More jokes about: animal, Chuck Norris, death
Dinosaurs once crossed Chuck Norris. Once.
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has 42.26 % from 42 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, dinosaur
Chuck Norris was once charged with three attempted murders in Boulder County, but the Judge quickly dropped the charges because Chuck Norris does not "attempt" murder.
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has 42.26 % from 42 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, lawyer
When Chuck Norris gets nominated for the ALS ice bucket challenge, the bucket donates $1000 to ALS research.
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has 42.26 % from 42 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, health, money
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