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What's a moo hoo for a darling bull? A dear steer.
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Chuck Norris goes to the Bermuda Triangle for vacation.
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Yo mama so fat when god said let there be light she was told to move out of the way.
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A Blonde was at a gumball machine. She put a quarter in and kept getting a gumball out. The man behind her asked if he could get a gumball. She said, "Shut up! I'm WINNING!"
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What do you call a cow who argues with her husband? A bullfighter.
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Man, to woman, ‘Do you want sex?’ Woman, ‘Your place or mine?’ Man, ‘Well, if you’re going to argue. Forget it.’
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Q. Did you hear about the blonde lesbian? A. She kept having affairs with men!
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A New Zealander walking along the road with a sheep under each arm. He meets another New Zealander who says "you sheerin' mate?" and the first guy replies "naw, they're all mine"
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Zenophobia: the irrational fear of convergent sequences.
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"Have you heard my knock-knock joke?" asked the blonde. "No," said the brunette. "Okay," said the blonde, "you start."
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