What did the mooron say when he saw the milk cartons in the grass?
"Hey! Look at the cow's nest!"
What do you get when you cross a bunny with an orange?
A pip squeak.
If you stare at the ameican flag long enough you'll see a 3D image of Chuck Norris.
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Did you here about the man that died from eating Rocky Mountain Oysters?
The bull must have drug him a mile!
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Chuck Norris can mess with the bull without getting the horns.
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What do you get if you cross a skunk and a cartoon penguin?
Pingu-Pong.
The movie Unstoppable is based on Chuck Norris' morning jog.
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Q: What do you get when you cross a rooster with a jar of peanut butter?
A: A cock that sticks to the roof of your mouth.
Chuck Norris is standing right behind you when you're reading this.
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How much do I owe Yo' Mama?
My dog came home happy last night.