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How do you call a Triceratops with horns on his butt? Tricera-bottoms.
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What do you call a dinosaur that destroys everything in its path? Tyrannosaurus Wrecks.
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What king of money do fishermen make? Net profits!
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I can honestly say in all our years of friendship, I have never heard anyone question John’s intelligence, to be perfectly honest I never heard anyone even mention any intelligence on John’s part.
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Chuck Norris doesn't actually write books, the words assemble themselves out of fear.
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Q: What is red and black? A: A sunburnt zebra.
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Two blondes drive through the middle of Kansas, surrounded entirely by wheat fields. One blonde says, "Look over there!" They see another blonde in scuba gear acting like she's swimming through the wheat. The blonde driving says, "It's girls like that who give us blondes a bad name." The other blonde says, "Yeah! And if I knew how to swim, I'd go out there and tell her off."
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Three blonde men are on one side of a wide river and don't know how to get across. The first man prays to God to make him smart enough to figure out how to cross the river, so God turns him into a brown-haired man and he swims across. The second man prays to God to make him even smarter, so God turns him into a dark-haired man and he builds a boat and rows across. Then the third man prays to God to make him the smartest of all, so God turns him into a woman and she walks across the bridge.
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What goes stop, go, stop, go, stop, go? A blonde at a flashing red light!
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The last thing that you see before you die, is Chuck Norris.
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