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Chuck Norris is the only person in the world that can actually email a roundhouse kick.
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has 42.53 % from 50 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, IT
A man goes to the doctor about the size if his penis. He says to the doctor "My penis is too small." Doctor gives the man some medicine, says "Drink this everytime you bump into something your penis will grow an inch." So the man thanks the doctor and leaves. He drinks the medicine on his way home he bumps into a lampot so his penis grew an inch. Just a little further down the road he bumps into an Indian guy. A thousand apologies, he penis grows one thousand inches, baffled by his extra long penis he decides to paint it red, hite and blue, and wrapped it round his neck, he decides to go to the cinema, he was watching a dirty movie, sat on the top of the row of seats, all of a sudden this voice comes on the speaker. "Can the man with the red white and blue scarf stop chucking ice cream to the people below?"
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has 42.53 % from 50 votes. More jokes about: dirty, disgusting, doctor, medical, sex
The square root of Pain is Chuck Norris.
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has 42.49 % from 71 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, math
Chuck Norris doesn't look both ways before he crosses the street... he just roundhouses any cars that get too close.
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has 42.47 % from 48 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, death
Chuck Norris steps into the confession booth. The Priests confess his sins.
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has 42.47 % from 48 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, priest, religious
What's red and crawls up your leg? A homesick miscarriage.
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has 42.47 % from 48 votes. More jokes about: black humor
Chuck Norris does not know about this website. If he did he would have just deleted the internet.
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has 42.47 % from 48 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, IT
At an exhibition of military painting a visitor was admiring a picture. "What a great realist that painter is!" he exclaimed. "What painter?" "The one that painted this picture 'Soldiers at Work'." "Yes, hut something is wrong there. Those soldiers aren't working at all!" "That is just the greatest stroke of realism in the picture!"
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has 42.47 % from 48 votes. More jokes about: military, work
Me "Hi! Welcome to McDonald's! Can I take your Mcorder?" Boss "You don't have to put Mc in front of everything." Me "Oh okay. Hi! Welcome to Donalds! Can I take your order?" Boss "Get out."
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has 42.42 % from 86 votes. More jokes about: business, communication, customer service, management, work
A father tells his son to stop jacking off. "You'll go blind if you do that too much!" he says. The son says "uh, I'm over here dad."
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has 42.42 % from 69 votes. More jokes about: dad, family, health, masturbation
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