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My ex girlfriend has a tattoo of a shell on her inner thigh. If you put your ear up to it... you can smell the ocean.
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has 41.24 % from 60 votes. More jokes about: dirty, fish
How are crayons like people? No one likes the white ones.
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has 41.24 % from 60 votes. More jokes about: racist
Before Chuck Norris can register as a soldier, all wars suddenly end.
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has 41.24 % from 60 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, military, war
Why is 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 ate 9!
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has 41.22 % from 106 votes. More jokes about: math
When you have a question you check with Google. When Google has a question they check with Chuck Norris. When Chuck Norris has a question everybody better run!
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has 41.18 % from 43 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, communication, internet
‘Bisexuality immediately doubles your chances for a date on Saturday night.’ Rodney Dangerfield
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has 41.18 % from 43 votes. More jokes about: sex
Dinosaurs once crossed Chuck Norris. Once.
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has 41.18 % from 43 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, dinosaur
A group of children once said, "Red rover, red rover, send Chuck Norris over." Those children were the dinosaurs.
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has 41.18 % from 43 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, dinosaur, kids
Monday – a very, very, good day! The leader’s daughter lost. We found her and all of us made sex with her. Tuesday – a very, very, good day! The leader's wife lost. We found her and all of us made sex with her. Wednesday – a very, very, very, very, very, very, bad day! ... I lost! … Now they're looking for me.
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has 41.13 % from 203 votes. More jokes about: dirty, sex, wife
Chuck Norris can open Microsoft Windows when he needs fresh air.
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has 41.13 % from 58 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, geek, IT, technology
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