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What are two things a black man can't get in a fist fight. A black eye, and a swollen lip.
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has 41.83 % from 26 votes. More jokes about: life
Chuck Norris can make a turtle go faster.
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has 41.83 % from 26 votes. More jokes about: animal, Chuck Norris, travel
Q: Why can't lawyers do NMR? A: Bar magnets have poor homogeneity.
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has 41.83 % from 26 votes. More jokes about: chemistry, geek, nerd
Chuck Norris puts the fun in funeral.
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has 41.83 % from 26 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, funeral
Somebody told me the best way to meet women is to do something you enjoy right away, you have something in common. So, I've spent the past year smoking dope and watching television.
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has 41.83 % from 26 votes. More jokes about: marriage, women
Chuck Norris doesn't have an ATM PIN – the machine just spits out cash – at every bank!
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has 41.83 % from 26 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, money
15 years ago I started a burping contest with Chuck Norris... who had the longest? I don't know he is still busy.
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has 41.82 % from 24 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, game, time
So I heard the reason Usain Bolt is so fast is because his offseason training consists of going back home and hitting on dudes.
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has 41.82 % from 24 votes. More jokes about: athlete, friendship, sport
Chuck Norris is the only person who can write history of the future.
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has 41.82 % from 24 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, history
If Chuck Norris were a toy, everything about it would be hazardous.
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has 41.82 % from 24 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris
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