Whats the difference between a nigger and a large pizza? A pizza can feed a family of four.
Q: Why dont blacks celibrate thanksgiving? A: KFC isnt open on holidays.
Q: Which sexual position produces the ugliest children? A: Ask your mom.
What do gays call hemorrhoids ? Speed bumps.
When Chuck Norris goes to the cinema, he changes the movies with his remote control.
Q: What do you call a bunch of black kids playing in a pile of leaves? A: Rasin Brand.
Chuck Norris doesn't daydream. He's too busy giving other people nightmares.
How do you remove one thousand flies in one motion? Slap a Kenyan in the face.
Yo momma’s so stupid, she called the 7-11 to see when they closed.
Chuck Norris can win a game of chess by saying "Yahtzee!"