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There's two fish in a tank, and one says ''How do you drive this thing?''
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Q. Why is 68 the maximum speed for blonds? A. Because at 69 they blow a rod...
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Since I got married I haven’t looked at another woman. My wife put me off them.
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Men are like buses. They have spare tires and smell funny.
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What's grosser than gross? Two Siamese twins connected at the tongue. What's even grosser than that? When one of them throws up.
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The cop said, ‘Pull over!’ I said, ‘No, cardigan, but thanks for noticing!’
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I can honestly say in all our years of friendship, I have never heard anyone question John’s intelligence, to be perfectly honest I never heard anyone even mention any intelligence on John’s part.
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Q: Why did the blonde get fired from the M and M's factory? A: She threw away all of the "W's".
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Why did the football coach go to the bank? "To get his Quarter back."
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A police officer arrives at an accident scene where apparently three blondes have leaped to their death from a very tall building. He suddenly notices that one is still breathing so he approaches her and asks, "Why did you women jump off of the building?" The blonde answers in a very weak voice, "We wanted to try out our new maxi-pads, with wings..."
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