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If I had a dollar every time I made a racist joke a nigger would rob me.
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has 41.01 % from 69 votes. More jokes about: black people, racist
Santa Claus asks Chuck Norris for presents.
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has 41.01 % from 56 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, Santa
The true reason why the Nazi's lost the war was because they stopped trying after they found out Chuck Norris had a summer home in Russia.
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has 40.98 % from 80 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, Hitler
I’ve know John a long time and am considered a bit of a father figure to him. I have watched him crawl around on his knees, drink from a bottle and I’ve cleaned up after him but enough about the Bachelor Party.
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has 40.95 % from 7 votes. More jokes about: men
There is a guy. His favorite bar is called 'Sally's Legs'. The bar is closed, so he waits outside for it to open. He was waiting a long time and a cop got suspicious, came over to him, and asked, "What are you doing?" The guy replies, "I'm waiting for 'Sally's Legs' to open so I can get a drink."
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has 40.95 % from 7 votes. More jokes about: alcohol
A sargeant bawled out a rookie. "Did you watch all of the exits like I told you?" "Yep," the rookie answered. "I think he must have left by one of the entrances!
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has 40.95 % from 7 votes. More jokes about: cop
What’s six inches long, two inches wide and drives women wild? A fifty-dollar bill.
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has 40.95 % from 7 votes. More jokes about: money
What’s the best way to get in touch with your long-lost relatives? Win the Lottery.
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has 40.95 % from 7 votes. More jokes about: money
What does a blonde use for protection during sex? A bus shelter.
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has 40.95 % from 7 votes. More jokes about: blonde
They say about money that you can’t take it with you. I can’t even afford to go.
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has 40.95 % from 7 votes. More jokes about: money
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