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Santa Claus goes to the mall to sit on Chuck Norris' lap.
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has 41.30 % from 45 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, Santa
Q: Whats different between a Mexican and a Pothole? A: We serve when we see potholes in the middle of the road.
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has 41.29 % from 86 votes. More jokes about: mexican, racist
My ex girlfriend has a tattoo of a shell on her inner thigh. If you put your ear up to it... you can smell the ocean.
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has 41.24 % from 60 votes. More jokes about: dirty, fish
How are crayons like people? No one likes the white ones.
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has 41.24 % from 60 votes. More jokes about: racist
Before Chuck Norris can register as a soldier, all wars suddenly end.
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has 41.24 % from 60 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, military, war
Why is 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 ate 9!
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has 41.22 % from 106 votes. More jokes about: math
Daughter: Dad, this guy told me the sweetest thing ever. Me: What's that hunny? Daughter: He said I had nice bumper lights, and a nice trunk. Me: Tell that niggie if he fills up your gas tank, I'll break his exhaust pipe, ya dig?
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has 41.19 % from 84 votes. More jokes about: dad, dirty
Your mama is so stupid, when she lost her dildo she called the cops to look for it.
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has 41.18 % from 43 votes. More jokes about: cop, dirty, sex, stupid, Yo mama
Got said, "Let there be light!" Chuck Norris looked at him and said: "Say please."
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has 41.18 % from 43 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, communication, god, mean
When you have a question you check with Google. When Google has a question they check with Chuck Norris. When Chuck Norris has a question everybody better run!
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has 41.18 % from 43 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, communication, internet
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