Chuck Norris walked into the gold and silver pawn shop in Las Vegas.
They made a deal.
Chuck now owns the shop.
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What does a skeleton say when he wants to eat?
Bone appetit!
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Chuck Norris is so tough, that he doesn't get a workout from the weights,they get a workout from him.
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Yo mama so fat that she is called America.
Yo mama is so fat she made all the dinosaurs extinct.
When I was born, everyone was so happy.
Even the doctor said, ‘I think it’s a baby.’
A woman has twins, and gives them up for adoption.
One of them goes to a family in Egypt and is named 'Amal.'
The other goes to a family in Spain, they name him Juan'.
Years later; Juan sends a picture of himself to his mum.
Upon receiving the picture, she tells her husband that she wished she also had a picture of Amal.
Her husband responds, ''But they are twins.
If you've seen Juan, you've seen Amal.''
What does a blonde see when she looks into a box of cheerios? Donut Seeds.
Yo mamma so ugly that her birth certificate came with an apology letter from the condom factory.
Yo mama so fat when god said let there be light she was told to move out of the way.