A woman went to a doctor and said , doctor, I have a problem.
Every time I sneeze I have an orgasm.
The doctor said, oh really, what have you been doing for it.
The woman replied, snorting pepper.
What does a skeleton say when he wants to eat?
Bone appetit!
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15 years ago I started a burping contest with Chuck Norris... who had the longest?
I don't know he is still busy.
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So I heard the reason Usain Bolt is so fast is because his offseason training consists of going back home and hitting on dudes.
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Yo mama is so fat she made all the dinosaurs extinct.
Chuck Norris is so tough, that he doesn't get a workout from the weights,they get a workout from him.
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Chuck Norris is the only person who can write history of the future.
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Yo mama so fat that she is called America.
If Chuck Norris were a toy, everything about it would be hazardous.
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Chuck Norris beat the Hulk in an arm wreslting contest... with his leg.
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