Jesus saves. But wouldn’t it have been better if he had invested?
How is cat food sold? Usually purr can!
We were so poor the only way I could afford to get my suit pressed was to ride the subway during rush hour.
Q. What do you call an unmarried blond in a BMW? A. Divorcee'
What's black and white and green? A frog sitting on a newspaper.
How do you hide your money from a mexican?
Q: Where does your nose go, when it gets hungry? A: Booger King!!!
Whats the difference between married men and parking spaces? Nothing all the good ones are taken.
The husband who wants a happy marriage should learn to keep his mouth shut and his chequebook open.
Q: What creature has more lives than a cat? A: A frog, after all, they croak every night.