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A woman went to a doctor and said , doctor, I have a problem. Every time I sneeze I have an orgasm. The doctor said, oh really, what have you been doing for it. The woman replied, snorting pepper.
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has 41.82 % from 24 votes. More jokes about: doctor, women
What does a skeleton say when he wants to eat? Bone appetit!
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has 41.82 % from 24 votes. More jokes about: black humor
15 years ago I started a burping contest with Chuck Norris... who had the longest? I don't know he is still busy.
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has 41.82 % from 24 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, game, time
So I heard the reason Usain Bolt is so fast is because his offseason training consists of going back home and hitting on dudes.
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has 41.82 % from 24 votes. More jokes about: athlete, friendship, sport
Yo mama is so fat she made all the dinosaurs extinct.
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has 41.82 % from 24 votes. More jokes about: dinosaur, fat, Yo mama
Chuck Norris is so tough, that he doesn't get a workout from the weights,they get a workout from him.
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has 41.82 % from 24 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, fitness, work
Chuck Norris is the only person who can write history of the future.
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has 41.82 % from 24 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, history
Yo mama so fat that she is called America.
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has 41.82 % from 24 votes. More jokes about: fat, geography, Yo mama
If Chuck Norris were a toy, everything about it would be hazardous.
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has 41.82 % from 24 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris
Chuck Norris beat the Hulk in an arm wreslting contest... with his leg.
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has 41.82 % from 24 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris
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