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Dinosaurs once crossed Chuck Norris. Once.
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has 41.18 % from 43 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, dinosaur
A group of children once said, "Red rover, red rover, send Chuck Norris over." Those children were the dinosaurs.
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has 41.18 % from 43 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, dinosaur, kids
Your mama is so stupid, when she lost her dildo she called the cops to look for it.
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Monday – a very, very, good day! The leader’s daughter lost. We found her and all of us made sex with her. Tuesday – a very, very, good day! The leader's wife lost. We found her and all of us made sex with her. Wednesday – a very, very, very, very, very, very, bad day! ... I lost! … Now they're looking for me.
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has 41.13 % from 203 votes. More jokes about: dirty, sex, wife
Chuck Norris can open Microsoft Windows when he needs fresh air.
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has 41.13 % from 58 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, geek, IT, technology
The Captain called the Sergeant in. "Sarge, I just got a telegram that Private Jones' mother died yesterday. Better go tell him and send him in to see me." So the Sergeant calls for his morning formation and lines up all the troops. "Listen up, men," says the Sergeant. "Johnson, report to the mess hall for KP. Smith, report to Personnel to sign some papers. The rest of you men report to the Motor Pool for maintenance. Oh by the way, Jones, your mother died, report to the commander." Later that day the Captain called the Sergeant into his office. "Hey, Sarge, that was a pretty cold way to inform Jones his mother died. Couldn't you be a bit more tactful, next time?" "Yes, sir," answered the Sarge. A few months later, the Captain called the Sergeant in again with, "Sarge, I just got a telegram that Private McGrath's mother died. You'd better go tell him and send him in to see me. This time be more tactful." So the Sergeant calls for his morning formation. "Ok, men, fall in and listen up." "Everybody with a mother, take two steps forward." "Not so fast, McGrath!"
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has 41.06 % from 41 votes. More jokes about: death, military, office
Chuck Norris' day consists of 25 hours.
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Mortal Kombat is not difficult enough for Chuck Norris, so he got Immortal Kombat.
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has 41.06 % from 41 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, computer, game
Santa Claus asks Chuck Norris for presents.
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has 41.01 % from 56 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, Santa
Q. What do you call two lesbians with their period? A. Finger painting.
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has 40.95 % from 197 votes. More jokes about: dirty, disgusting, lesbian, sex
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