Yo mama so fat when god said let there be light she was told to move out of the way.
A woman went to a doctor and said , doctor, I have a problem.
Every time I sneeze I have an orgasm.
The doctor said, oh really, what have you been doing for it.
The woman replied, snorting pepper.
The bartender asks: "Would all three of you like some beer?"
The first one replies, "I don't know."
The second one replies, "I don't know either."
The third replies, "Yes."
While making love, he says: Darling, let's do 68!
68???
What's that?
You do it to me and I'll owe you one.
Q: What's black and brown and looks good on a nigger?
A: A Doberman.
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Gods walking around heaven taking a stroll and sees a little black baby all sad and depressed sitting on a curb, God asks him whats wrong the black boy says i wanna be a angel, so God snaps his fingers and the boy gets wings he is all excited, and he says am i an angel?
God says NO NIGGA YOU A BAT!
One day Pepito was having a shower with his father when he saw his fathers penis.
He asked his father what it was and his father replied "this is my racing car".
The next night Pepito heard moaning in his parents room, being curious he peeped in to see what was happening.
He then saw his father on top of his mother, while looking his father saw him and told him to go to his room.
"OK, but I'm not sure you're driving that racing car properly" replied Pepito.
Q: Why don't black kids play in sand boxs?
A: Because they are affraid the cats will try to cover them up.
Bacons' favorite smell is Chuck Norris.
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When Chuck Norris goes to the cinema, he changes the movies with his remote control.
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