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Which is the only day you you are safe in a cannibal village? Sitter days (when they eat the baby-sitter instead)!
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When Chuck Norris was 3 years old , he was bored And decided to carve a sculpture with only his Baby toe nail , this sculpture is now called.... Mount Rushmore
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Woman patient: "Doctor I was suffering so much that I wanted to die." Doctor: "You did the right thing to call me."
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I was in Tesco's and I saw this man and woman wrapped in a barcode. I said, "Are you two an item?"
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Chuck norris sneezes bullets at people.
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Client: "The blue looks OK, but it would be great if it was a little more orange. Like "blorange."
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Your mamma so old that her first Christmas was the first Christmas when Jusse said his first words you a hoe.
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When I was born, everyone was so happy. Even the doctor said, ‘I think it’s a baby.’
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What’s an Athlon at 1,2 GHz processor that runs for 9 minutes without a cooler called? 8.5 minutes burned processor.
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ASCII stupid question, get a stupid ANSI!
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