Chuck Norris doesn't daydream.
He's too busy giving other people nightmares.
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Chuck Norris steps into the confession booth.
The Priests confess his sins.
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Q: Why dont blacks celibrate thanksgiving?
A: KFC isnt open on holidays.
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How do you remove one thousand flies in one motion?
Slap a Kenyan in the face.
Chuck Norris is the only known mammal in history to have an opposable thumb.
On his penis.
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Yo momma’s so stupid, she called the 7-11 to see when they closed.
Chuck Norris can win a game of chess by saying "Yahtzee!"
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Santa Claus goes to the mall to sit on Chuck Norris' lap.
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Why are blacks afraid of lawn mowers?
Because it goes run nigger nigger run.
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My ex girlfriend has a tattoo of a shell on her inner thigh.
If you put your ear up to it... you can smell the ocean.