I challenged Chuck Norris once. He made a bun with my legs over my head, then he roundhouse kicked me to outer space. Now I read the facts from Mars.
Chuck Norris does not have to "Fight for his right to Party". Parties have to fight for their right to Chuck Norris.
Most people have 23 pairs of chromosomes. Chuck Norris has 72... and they're all poisonous.
Chuck Norris doesn't wear sunscreen, the sun wears Chuck Norris-screen.
Chuck norris can throw a rock at you... looking the other way.
Chuck Norris walked into the gold and silver pawn shop in Las Vegas. They made a deal. Chuck now owns the shop.
Q: What kinds of people don't get invited to blonde parties? A: Women!
15 years ago I started a burping contest with Chuck Norris... who had the longest? I don't know he is still busy.
So I heard the reason Usain Bolt is so fast is because his offseason training consists of going back home and hitting on dudes.
Basketball is the perfect game for a black person. All you do is run, shoot and steal.