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Q: What do you call a gay dinosaur? A: Mega-saur-ass
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What do you call a lesbian dinosaur? a lickalotapus.
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Question: Why is a laundromat a really bad place to pick up women? Answer: Because a woman who can’t even afford a washing machine will never be able to support you.
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Why do lions always eat raw meat? "Because they don't know how to cook."
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And these kids do not deserve a present from me, because they have not been eating well this year, - said Santa Claus, flying over the starving kids in Sudan.
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How do you know which one is your boss from a crowd of 500 people? You say: “My boss is a stupidest asshole!”
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Q: Did you hear Lorena Bobbitt was almost killed in a traffic accident? A: Some dick cut her off.
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Q: Whos the richest man in Mexico? A: The person who gets the penny.
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A mother picked her son up from school and began to ask him about his day. “How do you like your new teacher,” she asked. “I don’t. She told me to sit in the front of the class for the present. But then she didn’t end up by giving me one!”
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Q: What's the pink nub of flesh between your grandmother's breasts called? A: Her clit
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