Chuck Norris doesn't daydream. He's too busy giving other people nightmares.
Chuck Norris steps into the confession booth. The Priests confess his sins.
Q: Why dont blacks celibrate thanksgiving? A: KFC isnt open on holidays.
How do you remove one thousand flies in one motion? Slap a Kenyan in the face.
Chuck Norris is the only known mammal in history to have an opposable thumb. On his penis.
Yo momma’s so stupid, she called the 7-11 to see when they closed.
Chuck Norris can win a game of chess by saying "Yahtzee!"
Santa Claus goes to the mall to sit on Chuck Norris' lap.
Why are blacks afraid of lawn mowers? Because it goes run nigger nigger run.
My ex girlfriend has a tattoo of a shell on her inner thigh. If you put your ear up to it... you can smell the ocean.