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Chuck Norris doesn't daydream. He's too busy giving other people nightmares.
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has 41.41 % from 47 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, mean
Chuck Norris steps into the confession booth. The Priests confess his sins.
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has 41.41 % from 47 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, priest, religious
Q: Why dont blacks celibrate thanksgiving? A: KFC isnt open on holidays.
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has 41.40 % from 204 votes. More jokes about: black people, food, Thanksgiving
How do you remove one thousand flies in one motion? Slap a Kenyan in the face.
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has 41.33 % from 148 votes. More jokes about: racist
Chuck Norris is the only known mammal in history to have an opposable thumb. On his penis.
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has 41.30 % from 45 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, dirty, history
Yo momma’s so stupid, she called the 7-11 to see when they closed.
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has 41.30 % from 45 votes. More jokes about: Yo mama
Chuck Norris can win a game of chess by saying "Yahtzee!"
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has 41.30 % from 45 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, game
Santa Claus goes to the mall to sit on Chuck Norris' lap.
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has 41.30 % from 45 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, Santa
Why are blacks afraid of lawn mowers? Because it goes run nigger nigger run.
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has 41.25 % from 117 votes. More jokes about: black people
My ex girlfriend has a tattoo of a shell on her inner thigh. If you put your ear up to it... you can smell the ocean.
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has 41.24 % from 60 votes. More jokes about: dirty, fish
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