Chuck Norris goes to the Bermuda Triangle for vacation.
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Chuck Norris doesn't celebrate Xmas, Xmas celebrates Chuck Norris.
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Reading Chuck Norris Facts is the same as learning history.
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Chuck Norris puts the fun in funeral.
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Somebody told me the best way to meet women is to do something you enjoy right away, you have something in common.
So, I've spent the past year smoking dope and watching television.
Chuck Norris doesn't have an ATM PIN – the machine just spits out cash – at every bank!
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Lately, I was by the urologist.
He examined me but he did not tell me the truth into my eyes.
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"Jeff, my child, your mother had to stay in the hospital for a few days, cause the stork that brought your baby brother bite her by accident."
"Oh, gosh! What a terrible thing to happen to her after such a difficult birth!"
You are so old, you sat next to Jesus in school.
Q: Why can't lawyers do NMR?
A: Bar magnets have poor homogeneity.