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The cop got out of his car and the kid, who was stopped for speeding, rolled down his window. “I’ve been waiting for you all day,” the cop said. The kid replied, “Yeah, well I got here as fast as I could.” When the cop finally stopped laughing, he sent the kid on his way without a ticket.
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has 40.39 % from 31 votes. More jokes about: cop, kids
Q: Chuck Norris invented the internet? A: Just so he had a place to store his porn.
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has 40.37 % from 59 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, dirty, internet, sex
Q: How do you kill 1000 Jews at once? A: Throw a dollar off a cliff.
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has 40.32 % from 115 votes. More jokes about: black humor, death, jewish, money, racist
Q: Why do old Jews have outhouses? A: Because their afraid of the showers.
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has 40.32 % from 115 votes. More jokes about: black humor, jewish
Years ago Chuck Norris set up a simple little home network and gave it a name. It's called the internet.
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has 40.31 % from 46 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, technology, time
Chuck Norris does not submit to homeland security, he IS homeland security.
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has 40.31 % from 46 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, military
Chuck Norris doesn't worry about high gas prices. His vehicles run on fear.
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has 40.31 % from 46 votes. More jokes about: car, Chuck Norris, money
Chuck Norris can won the winter Olympics... In the summer.
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has 40.31 % from 46 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, sport, winter
Yo' Mama is so skanky, she went to a family reunion looking for a boyfriend.
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has 40.24 % from 29 votes. More jokes about: family, relationship, Yo mama
Chuck Norris actually died 10 years ago. The grim reaper just hasn't summed up enough courage to face Chuck Norris.
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has 40.24 % from 29 votes. More jokes about: age, Chuck Norris, death
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