Q: Where does your nose go, when it gets hungry? A: Booger King!!!
Q: Why do women have smaller feet than men? A: So they can stand closer to the sink.
Lifting weights have really helped me with the ladies - the last five I raped didn't stand a chance.
Yo mama so stupid somebody said "What's your IQ?" and she said gesundheit.
At the Cedar Rapids Chamber of Commerce meeting the treasurer reported a deficit of two hundred dollars. One of the chamber members stood up and said, "I vote that we donate half of it to the Red Cross and then give the other fifty dollars to the Salvation Army.
Q: What do you call 400 lawyers at the bottom of the Pacific Ocean? A: A great place to start.
What does a white chick and a tampon have in common? They're both stuck up cunts !
How do you hide your money from a mexican?
Why did the spider buy a car? So he could take it out for a spin!
John Leslie has been accused of raping a disabled black girl on Blue Peter. He blamed it on dyslexia & said he thought the script said, use sticky black spastic.