Q: What is the most erotic number? A: 2110593! Q: Why? A: When 2 are 1 and don't pay at10tion, they'll know within 5 weeks whether or not, after 9 months, they'll be 3.
Your momma's pussy is so hairy, when your brother was born he died of rugburn.
Yo mama is too black like she was born in a burning hospital.
What is the difference between a blonde and a toilet? After you use a toilet it doesn't follow you around for three days.
Q: What do women and cats have in common? A: Pussy farts.
Yo mamma so stupid she locked herself out of her motercycle.
What’s the definition of a Yankee? Same thing as a ‘quickie’ but you do it yourself.
What do you tell a woman with two black eyes? Nothing, you already told her twice.
What do you call a woman who has lost 95% of her intelligence? Divorced.
There are three 6th grade girls: a blonde, a brunette, and a redhead. Which one has the biggest tits? The blonde....she's 18.