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The Titanic sunk because Chuck Norris ran into it during his swim.
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Tungsten steel was discovered in Chuck Norris' DNA.
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Yo momma’s so stupid, she took the Pepsi challenge and chose Cif.
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has 40.05 % from 93 votes. More jokes about: Yo mama
Q: Did you hear about the Mexican that went to college? A: Neither did I.
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has 40.04 % from 84 votes. More jokes about: racist
Q: How do you kill 1000 Jews at once? A: Throw a dollar off a cliff.
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has 40.04 % from 84 votes. More jokes about: black humor, death, jewish, money, racist
Randy Rachel has got a speech impediment – she can’t say no.
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has 39.98 % from 42 votes. More jokes about: sex
How is a soyburger like a dildo? They're both substitutes for meat.
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has 39.98 % from 42 votes. More jokes about: disgusting, masturbation
What do you call Black people running down a hill? Jail break.
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has 39.96 % from 116 votes. More jokes about: black people, prison, racist
The following is a short list of what Chuck Norris cannot do: .
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When Chuck Norris wears a mood ring, it doesn't say whether he's happy or sad. It says he's Chuck Norris.
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