Knock, Knock!
Who's there?
Doctor Doctor who?
That's a great TV show, isn't it?
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A man was fishing and he caught a crocodile.
The crocodile told him, "Please let me go.
I'll grant you any wish you desire."
The man said, "Okay.
I wish my balls could touch the ground."
So the crocodile bit his legs off.
There's something actionable in your pants.
Chuck Norris counted to infinity - twice.
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A single car crash kills a Mexican family.
15 people died.
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What's funnier than a dead baby?
A dead baby in a clown costume!
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Q: Did you hear about the Mexican that went to college?
A: Neither did I.
The true reason why the Nazi's lost the war was because they stopped trying after they found out Chuck Norris had a summer home in Russia.
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One dinosaur said, "What do you want to be when you grow up?"
Another dinosaur said "A non-renewable recourse!"
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What do nigger pimps and farmers have in common?
They both need a hoe to stay in business!