Q: Why do only 20 percent of blonde chicks lay Easter eggs?
A: The rest are hunt'n peckers.
Q: What does it look like when you microwave a baby?
A: I don't know, I close my eyes when I masturbate.
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Some people wear Superman Underwear, Superman wears Chuck Norris underwear.
On the other hand, Chuck Norris wears no underwear.
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Q: Chuck Norris invented the internet?
A: Just so he had a place to store his porn.
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Chuck Norris does not submit to homeland security, he IS homeland security.
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Chuck Norris doesn't worry about high gas prices.
His vehicles run on fear.
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Chuck Norris can won the winter Olympics...
In the summer.
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Years ago Chuck Norris set up a simple little home network and gave it a name.
It's called the internet.
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Did you hear about the Irishman who couldn't tell the difference between his two horses?
His friend suggested measuring them, that didn't help though, the Irishman discovered that the brown horse was only an inch taller than the white one!
Chuck Norris invented the printing press by putting two pieces of blank paper together.
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