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Knock, Knock! Who's there? Doctor Doctor who? That's a great TV show, isn't it?
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has 39.74 % from 51 votes. More jokes about: doctor, knock-knock
A man was fishing and he caught a crocodile. The crocodile told him, "Please let me go. I'll grant you any wish you desire." The man said, "Okay. I wish my balls could touch the ground." So the crocodile bit his legs off.
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has 39.74 % from 51 votes. More jokes about: dirty
There's something actionable in your pants.
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has 39.74 % from 51 votes. More jokes about: sex
Chuck Norris counted to infinity - twice.
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has 39.74 % from 51 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, math
A single car crash kills a Mexican family. 15 people died.
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has 39.74 % from 112 votes. More jokes about: black humor, death, family, mexican
What's funnier than a dead baby? A dead baby in a clown costume!
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has 39.70 % from 119 votes. More jokes about: baby, black humor, dead baby
Q: Did you hear about the Mexican that went to college? A: Neither did I.
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has 39.67 % from 87 votes. More jokes about: racist
The true reason why the Nazi's lost the war was because they stopped trying after they found out Chuck Norris had a summer home in Russia.
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has 39.67 % from 87 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, Hitler
One dinosaur said, "What do you want to be when you grow up?" Another dinosaur said "A non-renewable recourse!"
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has 39.64 % from 60 votes. More jokes about: communication, dinosaur
What do nigger pimps and farmers have in common? They both need a hoe to stay in business!
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has 39.64 % from 60 votes. More jokes about: business, racist
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