Best jokes ever

Q: Where does your nose go, when it gets hungry? A: Booger King!!!
Vote: has 28.45 % from 20 votes. Send joke:

More jokes about: kids
Q: Why do women have smaller feet than men? A: So they can stand closer to the sink.
Vote: has 28.45 % from 20 votes. Send joke:

More jokes about: women
Lifting weights have really helped me with the ladies - the last five I raped didn't stand a chance.
Vote: has 28.32 % from 40 votes. Send joke:

More jokes about: black humor
Yo mama so stupid somebody said "What's your IQ?" and she said gesundheit.
Vote: has 28.22 % from 95 votes. Send joke:

More jokes about: stupid, Yo mama
At the Cedar Rapids Chamber of Commerce meeting the treasurer reported a deficit of two hundred dollars. One of the chamber members stood up and said, "I vote that we donate half of it to the Red Cross and then give the other fifty dollars to the Salvation Army.
Vote: has 28.11 % from 23 votes. Send joke:

More jokes about: money
Q: What do you call 400 lawyers at the bottom of the Pacific Ocean? A: A great place to start.
Vote: has 28.11 % from 23 votes. Send joke:

More jokes about: lawyer
What does a white chick and a tampon have in common? They're both stuck up cunts !
Vote: has 27.97 % from 77 votes. Send joke:

More jokes about: dirty
How do you hide your money from a mexican?
Vote: has 27.96 % from 99 votes. Send joke:

More jokes about: black humor, money, racist
Why did the spider buy a car? So he could take it out for a spin!
Vote: has 27.88 % from 26 votes. Send joke:

More jokes about: animal, car
John Leslie has been accused of raping a disabled black girl on Blue Peter. He blamed it on dyslexia & said he thought the script said, use sticky black spastic.
Vote: has 27.88 % from 26 votes. Send joke:

More jokes about: black humor, black people, racist, sex