Q: What does it look like when you microwave a baby?
A: I don't know, I close my eyes when I masturbate.
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Some people wear Superman Underwear, Superman wears Chuck Norris underwear.
On the other hand, Chuck Norris wears no underwear.
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Chuck Norris once toboggoned down Mount Everest and then sprinted back up cuz he realized he lost his mitten.
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Q: Why do only 20 percent of blonde chicks lay Easter eggs?
A: The rest are hunt'n peckers.
The cop got out of his car and the kid, who was stopped for speeding, rolled down his window.
“I’ve been waiting for you all day,” the cop said.
The kid replied, “Yeah, well I got here as fast as I could.”
When the cop finally stopped laughing, he sent the kid on his way without a ticket.
Q: Chuck Norris invented the internet?
A: Just so he had a place to store his porn.
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Q: How do you kill 1000 Jews at once?
A: Throw a dollar off a cliff.
Q: Why do old Jews have outhouses?
A: Because their afraid of the showers.
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Years ago Chuck Norris set up a simple little home network and gave it a name.
It's called the internet.
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Chuck Norris does not submit to homeland security, he IS homeland security.
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