Chuck Norris once ate four 30lb bowling balls without chewing.
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What is the difference between a joystick and a man's d**k?
A joystick does its job.
Chuck Norris climbed the stairway to heaven, and came back down again.
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Chuck Norris wrote the Assassins creed!
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What's worse than finding a dead baby on your pillow in the morning?
Realizing you were drunk and made love to it the night before.
Why are blacks afraid of lawn mowers?
Because it goes run nigger nigger run.
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The cop got out of his car and the kid, who was stopped for speeding, rolled down his window.
“I’ve been waiting for you all day,” the cop said.
The kid replied, “Yeah, well I got here as fast as I could.”
When the cop finally stopped laughing, he sent the kid on his way without a ticket.
Chuck Norris won the Nascar season, he was driving a bike.
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Chuck Norris has a deep and abiding respect for human life... unless it gets in his way.
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Chuck Norris doesn't have a beard by choice, even the jaws of life can't cut it.
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