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Tungsten steel was discovered in Chuck Norris' DNA.
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has 40.09 % from 27 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris
Yo momma’s so stupid, she took the Pepsi challenge and chose Cif.
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has 40.05 % from 93 votes. More jokes about: Yo mama
Randy Rachel has got a speech impediment – she can’t say no.
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has 39.98 % from 42 votes. More jokes about: sex
Your mama is so stupid, when she lost her dildo she called the cops to look for it.
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has 39.98 % from 42 votes. More jokes about: cop, dirty, sex, stupid, Yo mama
Lifting weights have really helped me with the ladies - the last five I raped didn't stand a chance.
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has 39.96 % from 116 votes. More jokes about: black humor, sex, women
Yo mamas so nasty, she went to the hair salon, took off her shirt, and said "I wanna impress a boy, so braid it."
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has 39.94 % from 25 votes. More jokes about: Yo mama
The following is a short list of what Chuck Norris cannot do: .
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has 39.94 % from 25 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris
If I've invested precious time and energy in a relationship, and I've been honest and open, hanging and coping, true blue, a good screw, to some fly guy who's out constantly getting high, then I'm dumped suicide is not one of my thoughts. I'm thinking maybe homicide.
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has 39.94 % from 25 votes. More jokes about: marriage, relationship, time
When Chuck Norris wears a mood ring, it doesn't say whether he's happy or sad. It says he's Chuck Norris.
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Chuck Norris doesn't have an ATM PIN – the machine just spits out cash – at every bank!
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has 39.94 % from 25 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, money
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