AIDS Can't Kill Chuck Norris.
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Depending on the circumstances, Chuck Norris will decide whether or not his farts will stink.
If he chooses to have them stink, he will then also determine the appropriate percentage level of rankness delivered based on the demographics of the attending audience.
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Chuck Norris can over rev a revolver.
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Chuck Norris can kill a Great White Shark by drowning it.
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At the age of 17, Chuck Norris was fired from his job in a car factory because he roundhouse-kicked a car in half.
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2PAC once thought he was tougher than Chuck Norris... he was later murdered.
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When Chuck Norris looks in the mirror, he gets jealous.
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The Titanic sunk because Chuck Norris ran into it during his swim.
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Tungsten steel was discovered in Chuck Norris' DNA.
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Yo momma’s so stupid, she took the Pepsi challenge and chose Cif.