Tungsten steel was discovered in Chuck Norris' DNA.
Yo momma’s so stupid, she took the Pepsi challenge and chose Cif.
Randy Rachel has got a speech impediment – she can’t say no.
Your mama is so stupid, when she lost her dildo she called the cops to look for it.
Lifting weights have really helped me with the ladies - the last five I raped didn't stand a chance.
Yo mamas so nasty, she went to the hair salon, took off her shirt, and said "I wanna impress a boy, so braid it."
The following is a short list of what Chuck Norris cannot do: .
If I've invested precious time and energy in a relationship, and I've been honest and open, hanging and coping, true blue, a good screw, to some fly guy who's out constantly getting high, then I'm dumped suicide is not one of my thoughts. I'm thinking maybe homicide.
When Chuck Norris wears a mood ring, it doesn't say whether he's happy or sad. It says he's Chuck Norris.
Chuck Norris doesn't have an ATM PIN – the machine just spits out cash – at every bank!