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What do you do if a blonde throws a hand grenade at you? Pull out the pin and throw it back.
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has 40.24 % from 29 votes. More jokes about: Yo mama
What did the green grape say to the purple grape? Breath!!!!
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has 40.24 % from 29 votes. More jokes about: kids
A single car crash kills a Mexican family. 15 people died.
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has 40.22 % from 113 votes. More jokes about: black humor, death, family, mexican
Q: When does a cub become a boy scout? A: When he eats his first Brownie.
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has 40.17 % from 86 votes. More jokes about: dirty
‘Bisexuality immediately doubles your chances for a date on Saturday night.’ Rodney Dangerfield
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has 40.15 % from 44 votes. More jokes about: sex
The only Christmas present Chuck Norris ever gives is allowing you to live.
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has 40.15 % from 44 votes. More jokes about: Christmas, Chuck Norris, life
Your mama is so stupid, when she lost her dildo she called the cops to look for it.
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has 40.15 % from 44 votes. More jokes about: cop, dirty, sex, stupid, Yo mama
How does a gay man fake an orgasm? He spits on his partners back.
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has 40.11 % from 66 votes. More jokes about: dirty, gay
Ted and Julie go to bed with each other for the first time. Julie: "I should warn you, Ted -- I've got acute angina." Ted: "Your breasts aren't bad either."
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has 40.11 % from 66 votes. More jokes about: sex
Chuck Norris favorite pick up line: ''now''
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has 40.09 % from 27 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris
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