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Chuck Norris doesn't have an ATM PIN – the machine just spits out cash – at every bank!
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Chuck Norris can strum your pain with his fingers, tell your whole life with his words – but mainly just kill you softly with his song.
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has 39.94 % from 25 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, death, life, music
Chuck Norris Avenged the Avengers.
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The Yeti can't be found because it Chuck Norris made sure no one ever finds it.
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Q: What do you call a black guy with a fan? A: Antique air conditioner.
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has 39.93 % from 91 votes. More jokes about: black people, racist
Why did the blonde have a sore belly button? Because there are blonde men too!
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has 39.91 % from 53 votes. More jokes about: blonde, men, women
Q: What do you call an afghan virgin A: Never bin laid on.
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has 39.91 % from 53 votes. More jokes about: black humor, military
Fool me once shame on you, fool me twice and Chuck Norris will roundhouse kick me for being stupid.
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has 39.91 % from 53 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, stupid
Q: What do you call black people in a swimming pool? A: Coco puffs. Q: What do u call mexicans in the swimming pool? A: Reeces puffs reeces puffs!
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has 39.91 % from 82 votes. More jokes about: black people, communication, mexican, racist, sport
The true reason why the Nazi's lost the war was because they stopped trying after they found out Chuck Norris had a summer home in Russia.
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has 39.91 % from 82 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, Hitler
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