How do you save a nigger from drowning? You take your foot of his head!
I’m a very giving lover – I give Green Shield Stamps.
Sex is like a motor racing - the most important thing is not to save money for bes quality rubber.
I haven’t been the same since my testicles dropped. Mind you, I was hanging from a tree by them at the time.
Q: What's the hardest thing about a sex change from a man to a woman? A: Inserting the anchovies
How do you make a dead baby float? Take your foot off of it’s head.
A homo went to Denmark to have a sex change operation performed. When 'SHE' returned, a friend asked, "How did it go?" "Oh awful, just awful!" she replied. "What was so awful?" asked the friend, "Did it hurt a lot when they removed the extra parts?" "Oh no," she replied, "That wasn't bad at all." "Well, did it hurt when they put in the silicone implants?" the friend asked. "Oh no, that wasn't bad either!" she replied. "Well then," asked the friend, "What was so awful?" "It was when they cut a hole in my head and took out half my brain!"
What do you call a virgin on a waterbed? A cherry float.
‘I recently sold the rights of my love life to Parker brothers, they’re going to turn it into a game.’ Woody Allen
What's yellow and black and makes you laugh ? A bus full of niggers going over a cliff.