Chuck Norris doesn't have an ATM PIN – the machine just spits out cash – at every bank!
Chuck Norris can strum your pain with his fingers, tell your whole life with his words – but mainly just kill you softly with his song.
Chuck Norris Avenged the Avengers.
The Yeti can't be found because it Chuck Norris made sure no one ever finds it.
Q: What do you call a black guy with a fan? A: Antique air conditioner.
Why did the blonde have a sore belly button? Because there are blonde men too!
Q: What do you call an afghan virgin A: Never bin laid on.
Fool me once shame on you, fool me twice and Chuck Norris will roundhouse kick me for being stupid.
Q: What do you call black people in a swimming pool? A: Coco puffs. Q: What do u call mexicans in the swimming pool? A: Reeces puffs reeces puffs!
The true reason why the Nazi's lost the war was because they stopped trying after they found out Chuck Norris had a summer home in Russia.