Are you free on Sunday?
The director asks his secretary.
Yes, sir.
Then, please, use this day to rest a bit, so you won’t be late at work on Monday.
What do you do if a blonde throws a hand grenade at you?
Pull out the pin and throw it back.
What did the green grape say to the purple grape?
Breath!!!!
What's worse than finding a dead baby on your pillow in the morning?
Realizing you were drunk and made love to it the night before.
Q: What do you call a black man on the internet?
A: The dark web.
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A single car crash kills a Mexican family.
15 people died.
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Q: When does a cub become a boy scout?
A: When he eats his first Brownie.
‘Bisexuality immediately doubles your chances for a date on Saturday night.’
Rodney Dangerfield
The only Christmas present Chuck Norris ever gives is allowing you to live.
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Your mama is so stupid, when she lost her dildo she called the cops to look for it.