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I tried some of that aphrodisiac rhino horn and it really worked. I’m really beginning to fancy those rhinos now.
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The vicar never entertained lewd thoughts – they always entertained him.
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Another one was: Doc, I can't stop singing the 'Green Green Grass of Home'. He said: 'That sounds like Tom Jones syndrome'. 'Is it common?'I asked. 'It's not unusual' he replied.
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Yo momma’s so ugly, she has to get her vibrator drunk first.
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Yo mama so fat she wouldn't fit in 10,000 movie seat's.
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What is a teacher's favorite kind of music? Class-ical.
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Ted and Julie go to bed with each other for the first time. Julie: "I should warn you, Ted -- I've got acute angina." Ted: "Your breasts aren't bad either."
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Q: Did you hear about the Mexican that went to college? A: Neither did I.
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A woman is divorcing her husband on the grounds of cruelty. His organ is so large it hurts her to have sex. After she has explained her problem to a lawyer, he tells her that he’ll file her petition. ‘Stuff that!’ says the woman. ‘Why can’t you go round and sandpaper his down a bit.’
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Yo momma’s so ugly, the Elephant Man would have paid to see her.
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