Q: How do you piss off a man? A: Stand on his back and piss.
Chuck Norris doesent need a postage stamp... He just tells the letter where to go and it gets there.
The snake was punished because Chuck Norris tempted it to ate the apple.
Chuck Norris can see at least 3 extra colors.
Chuck Norris is allowed to draw pictures of Mohammad.
Chuck Norris is why we don't need no stinking badgers.
If Chuck Norris hosted TV series "Survivor" No one would Survive!
On the show Man v.s Wild, when they talk about the profesionals that Bear recieves help from, they are refering to Chuck Norris.
Chuck Norris doesn't have an ATM PIN – the machine just spits out cash – at every bank!
Chuck Norris can strum your pain with his fingers, tell your whole life with his words – but mainly just kill you softly with his song.