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I've some bread dough in my pants. Wanna see if it rises?
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Girlfriend left but my heart is not broken... My heart is not made in China!
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There's something actionable in your pants.
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What do you buy a dead baby for its birthday? A dead puppy!
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A honeymoon couple go into a hotel and ask for a suite. ‘Bridal?’ asks the desk clerk. ‘No thanks,’ replies the bride, ‘I’ll just hang onto his shoulders.’
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Why is 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 ate 9!
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Q: Why does a squirrle swim on its back? A: To keep its nuts dry
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Q: How do you circumcise a whale? A: With four skin-divers.
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What do you get when you have sex with a pregnant woman? A baby with a black eye!
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I tried some of that aphrodisiac rhino horn and it really worked. I’m really beginning to fancy those rhinos now.
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