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Q: How do you piss off a man? A: Stand on his back and piss.
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Chuck Norris doesent need a postage stamp...  He just tells the letter where to go and it gets there.
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The snake was punished because Chuck Norris tempted it to ate the apple.
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Chuck Norris can see at least 3 extra colors.
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Chuck Norris is allowed to draw pictures of Mohammad.
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Chuck Norris is why we don't need no stinking badgers.
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If Chuck Norris hosted TV series "Survivor" No one would Survive!
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On the show Man v.s Wild, when they talk about the profesionals that Bear recieves help from, they are refering to Chuck Norris.
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Chuck Norris doesn't have an ATM PIN – the machine just spits out cash – at every bank!
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Chuck Norris can strum your pain with his fingers, tell your whole life with his words – but mainly just kill you softly with his song.
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