Q:What do you get if you add two apples and three apples? A:A high school math problem!
Q: What is Moby Dick's dad's name? A: Papa Boner
What does a nigress and an ice hockey player have in common? They both change their pads after 3 periods.
Q. What did the porcupine say to the cactus? A. "Is that you mommy?"
Question: How do you call a woman who always knows where her husband is? Answer: A widow.
Three prisoners are locked in a cell. One takes out a harmonica and says, ‘At least I can play a little music and pass the time.’ The second prisoner pull out a pack of cards and says, ‘We can play games too.’ The third man pulls out a packet of tampons. ‘Those aren’t much use,’ says the first prisoner. ‘Yes they are,’ says the third prisoner. ‘On the packet it says we can use them to swim, play tennis and ski.’
Did you hear about the new contraceptive pill for men? You put it in your shoe and it makes you limp.
A 5 year old black boy walks up to a 5 year old white boy and says, "My daddy's goy a car. When he honks the horn it goes 'honkey honkey'". Little white boy says, "shit, my daddys got a chain saw when he starts it up it goes 'run nigga nigga run'".
What do you call 100 niggers on the bottom of the sea? A good start.
Q. Did you hear about the blonde lesbian? A. She kept having affairs with men!