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Chuck Norris is why we don't need no stinking badgers.
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If Chuck Norris hosted TV series "Survivor" No one would Survive!
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On the show Man v.s Wild, when they talk about the profesionals that Bear recieves help from, they are refering to Chuck Norris.
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Barack Obama was elected president of the USA because Chuck Norris said so. He remind him of Trivette...
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Chuck Norris doesn't have an ATM PIN – the machine just spits out cash – at every bank!
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Chuck Norris can strum your pain with his fingers, tell your whole life with his words – but mainly just kill you softly with his song.
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Chuck Norris Avenged the Avengers.
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Q: What do you call a black guy with a fan? A: Antique air conditioner.
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has 39.93 % from 91 votes. More jokes about: black people, racist
Why did the blonde have a sore belly button? Because there are blonde men too!
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has 39.91 % from 53 votes. More jokes about: blonde, men, women
Q: What do you call an afghan virgin A: Never bin laid on.
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