Chuck Norris is why we don't need no stinking badgers.
If Chuck Norris hosted TV series "Survivor" No one would Survive!
On the show Man v.s Wild, when they talk about the profesionals that Bear recieves help from, they are refering to Chuck Norris.
Barack Obama was elected president of the USA because Chuck Norris said so. He remind him of Trivette...
Chuck Norris doesn't have an ATM PIN – the machine just spits out cash – at every bank!
Chuck Norris can strum your pain with his fingers, tell your whole life with his words – but mainly just kill you softly with his song.
Chuck Norris Avenged the Avengers.
Q: What do you call a black guy with a fan? A: Antique air conditioner.
Why did the blonde have a sore belly button? Because there are blonde men too!
Q: What do you call an afghan virgin A: Never bin laid on.