Chuck Norris' pager is still cool.
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Yo mama is so fat that it's still printing her picture she took during her last Christmas.
Someone tried to stab Chuck Norris in the stomach, and the knife bent on his rock-hard abs.
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In what state will you find the most cows?
Moo York.
Yo mama is so stupid that when the computer said "Press any key to continue", she couldn't find the 'Any' key.
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When Chuck Norris surfs the Internet, he actually surfs on a virtual wave of 1's and 0's.
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When Chuck Norris hired his bodyguards, he figured he was paying to save someone.
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Chuck Norris invented the internet so that he could reach his enemies, preferably ninjas.
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Chuck Norris wins every political campaign, but politely declines the jobs.
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Q: What do you call a blonde in the freezer?
A: Her parents named her Cindy so we should probably continue to call her that. She was supposed to graduate tomorrow.