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Chuck Norris has the greatest Poker-Face of all time. He won the 1983 World Series of Poker, despite holding only a Joker, a Get out of Jail Free Monopoloy card, a 2 of clubs, 7 of spades and a green #4 card from the game UNO.
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has 41.41 % from 47 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris
Question: How do you call a woman who always knows where her husband is? Answer: A widow.
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has 41.30 % from 45 votes. More jokes about: death, husband, women
Q: What do you call black people in a swimming pool? A: Coco puffs. Q: What do u call mexicans in the swimming pool? A: Reeces puffs reeces puffs!
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has 41.30 % from 45 votes. More jokes about: black people, communication, mexican, racist, sport
Three prisoners are locked in a cell. One takes out a harmonica and says, ‘At least I can play a little music and pass the time.’ The second prisoner pull out a pack of cards and says, ‘We can play games too.’ The third man pulls out a packet of tampons. ‘Those aren’t much use,’ says the first prisoner. ‘Yes they are,’ says the third prisoner. ‘On the packet it says we can use them to swim, play tennis and ski.’
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has 41.29 % from 86 votes. More jokes about: sex
What's red and crawls up your leg? A homesick miscarriage.
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has 41.18 % from 43 votes. More jokes about: black humor
Did you hear about the new contraceptive pill for men? You put it in your shoe and it makes you limp.
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has 41.18 % from 43 votes. More jokes about: sex
How far can a rabbit run into the woods? Halfway. After that she's running out of the woods.
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has 41.18 % from 43 votes. More jokes about: animal
Yo momma so nasty i had phone sex with her and she gave me an earinfection.
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has 41.06 % from 41 votes. More jokes about: phone, sex, Yo mama
There are three 6th grade girls: a blonde, a brunette, and a redhead. Which one has the biggest tits? The blonde....she's 18.
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has 41.06 % from 41 votes. More jokes about: blonde, ginger, school
What is the differance between a dead baby and a VHS tape? The VHS tape don't stink when you leave it out in the sun.
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has 41.01 % from 69 votes. More jokes about: black humor, dead baby, disgusting, morbid
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