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Chuck Norris is the only person who can write history of the future.
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Chuch Norris filmed the making of the first camera.
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Walker Texas Ranger was actually a reality show.
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Chuck Norris' pager is still cool.
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Someone tried to stab Chuck Norris in the stomach, and the knife bent on his rock-hard abs.
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When Chuck Norris surfs the Internet, he actually surfs on a virtual wave of 1's and 0's.
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Chuck Norris invented the internet so that he could reach his enemies, preferably ninjas.
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Chuck Norris wins every political campaign, but politely declines the jobs.
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Q: What do you call a blonde in the freezer? A: Her parents named her Cindy so we should probably continue to call her that. She was supposed to graduate tomorrow.
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Why didn't the cannibal eat Mike Tyson? He thought he would give him a paunch!
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