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Chuck Norris' pager is still cool.
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Yo mama is so fat that it's still printing her picture she took during her last Christmas.
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Someone tried to stab Chuck Norris in the stomach, and the knife bent on his rock-hard abs.
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In what state will you find the most cows? Moo York.
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Yo mama is so stupid that when the computer said "Press any key to continue", she couldn't find the 'Any' key.
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When Chuck Norris surfs the Internet, he actually surfs on a virtual wave of 1's and 0's.
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When Chuck Norris hired his bodyguards, he figured he was paying to save someone.
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Chuck Norris invented the internet so that he could reach his enemies, preferably ninjas.
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Chuck Norris wins every political campaign, but politely declines the jobs.
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Q: What do you call a blonde in the freezer? A: Her parents named her Cindy so we should probably continue to call her that. She was supposed to graduate tomorrow.
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