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Q: If a black guy is driving a bicycle why shouldn't I hit him? A: Because it's probably my bicycle.
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What do you tell a woman with two black eyes? Nothing you haven't told her twice!
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How do you know when your cat’s finished cleaning himself? He’s smoking a cigarette.
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Q: Why does a squirrle swim on its back? A: To keep its nuts dry
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Men are like buses. One comes every 15 minutes.
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"Johny, please, tell us, what do you do the whole day, so?" "So, in the morning I cut the wood, sometimes with both hands, 5 minutes a day I play the guitar, to tell the truth. And in the afternoon I go to my garden to water the flowers. The lilies of the valleys and may-flowers I water most likely. Yes, they are really cute. Then I tear the leaflets to find out if the neighbor (her husband is not at home) loves me or not. The last time it came out that she loves me, fuck."
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Yo Mama's so stupid because it too her 2 hours to watch 60 Minutes.
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Your momma's pussy is so hairy, when your brother was born he died of rugburn.
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Q: What did the baby say as I threw it in the blender? A: I didn't catch it, I was too busy masturbating.
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Monday – a very, very, good day! The leader’s daughter lost. We found her and all of us made sex with her. Tuesday – a very, very, good day! The leader's wife lost. We found her and all of us made sex with her. Wednesday – a very, very, very, very, very, very, bad day! ... I lost! … Now they're looking for me.
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