Q: If a black guy is driving a bicycle why shouldn't I hit him?
A: Because it's probably my bicycle.
What do you tell a woman with two black eyes?
Nothing you haven't told her twice!
How do you know when your cat’s finished cleaning himself?
He’s smoking a cigarette.
Q: Why does a squirrle swim on its back?
A: To keep its nuts dry
Men are like buses.
One comes every 15 minutes.
"Johny, please, tell us, what do you do the whole day, so?"
"So, in the morning I cut the wood, sometimes with both hands, 5 minutes a day I play the guitar, to tell the truth. And in the afternoon I go to my garden to water the flowers. The lilies of the valleys and may-flowers I water most likely. Yes, they are really cute. Then I tear the leaflets to find out if the neighbor (her husband is not at home) loves me or not. The last time it came out that she loves me, fuck."
Yo Mama's so stupid because it too her 2 hours to watch 60 Minutes.
Your momma's pussy is so hairy, when your brother was born he died of rugburn.
Q: What did the baby say as I threw it in the blender?
A: I didn't catch it, I was too busy masturbating.
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Monday – a very, very, good day! The leader’s daughter lost. We found her and all of us made sex with her.
Tuesday – a very, very, good day! The leader's wife lost. We found her and all of us made sex with her.
Wednesday – a very, very, very, very, very, very, bad day! ... I lost! … Now they're looking for me.