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Chuck Norris wins every political campaign, but politely declines the jobs.
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Q: What do you call a blonde in the freezer? A: Her parents named her Cindy so we should probably continue to call her that. She was supposed to graduate tomorrow.
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Why didn't the cannibal eat Mike Tyson? He thought he would give him a paunch!
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has 39.78 % from 23 votes. More jokes about: black humor, celebrity, food, sport
Q: Have you ever seen a black person on the jetsons? A: NO. Looks like a good future doesn't it?
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has 39.77 % from 71 votes. More jokes about: racist
Yo mamma so stupid she locked herself out of her motercycle.
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has 39.74 % from 51 votes. More jokes about: insulting, stupid, Yo mama
Yo mammas just like a video game... Rated E for everyone.
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has 39.74 % from 51 votes. More jokes about: game, Yo mama
Q: What do you call an afghan virgin A: Never bin laid on.
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has 39.74 % from 51 votes. More jokes about: black humor, military
There's something actionable in your pants.
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has 39.74 % from 51 votes. More jokes about: sex
What's funnier than a dead baby? A dead baby in a clown costume!
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has 39.67 % from 103 votes. More jokes about: baby, black humor, dead baby
Q: What's the difference between killing time and killing niggers? A: You can only kill so much time.
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has 39.64 % from 161 votes. More jokes about: black people, racist, time
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