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Q:What do you get if you add two apples and three apples? A:A high school math problem!
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has 39.74 % from 51 votes. More jokes about: math
What's funnier than a dead baby? A dead baby in a clown costume!
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has 39.67 % from 103 votes. More jokes about: baby, black humor, dead baby
Why is psychoanalysis a lot quicker for men than for women? When it's time to go back to his childhood, he's already there.
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has 39.64 % from 21 votes. More jokes about: men, women
Billy: What a pair of strange socks you're wearing, one is green and the other is blue with red spots!! Drew: Yes, it's really strange. I've got another pair just like that at home.
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has 39.64 % from 21 votes. More jokes about: kids
UV rays are caused by Chuck Norris' smiles.
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has 39.64 % from 21 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris
When Chuck Norris plays sudoku, he can put two same numbers in one square and still solve it right.
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has 39.64 % from 21 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, game
According to leading scientists, the deadliest animal on the planet is the Bearded Norris.
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has 39.64 % from 21 votes. More jokes about: animal, Chuck Norris, science
Chuck Norris does not listen to lectures. Lectures listen to Chuck Norris.
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has 39.64 % from 21 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris
Chuck Norris was worshipped as a god by the Eskimos. That is why they had igloos modeled after his signature move.
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has 39.64 % from 21 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, god
Chuck Norris doesn't run out of bullets, bullets run out of Norrises.
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has 39.64 % from 21 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris
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