Q: What did one tampon say to the other? A: Nothing. They were both stuck up bitches.
How do the fairy-tales of the whites and the blacks differ? The stories of whites start: Once upon a time... The stories of blacks start: Yo, man, you won't believe what a f**k has happened to me...
How does a gay man fake an orgasm? He spits on his partners back.
A man being mugged by two thugs put up a tremendous fight! Finally, the thugs subdued him and took his wallet. Upon finding only two dollars in the wallet, the surprised thug said "Why did you put up such a fight?" To which the man promptly replied "I was afraid that you would find the $200 hidden in my shoe!"
Q: Why do Americans like black candles? A: Because it reminds them of 'the good old days'.
Happy Father's Day to someome who's been completely replaced in his marriage by Fifty Shades of Grey.
The Four Horsemen of the Apocalypse actually live in Chuck Norris's nutsack.
I just recently discovered that there is a national holiday named after Atheism. April FOOLS day. Like this story in the name of Jesus.
When your hammer is C++, everything begins to look like a thumb.
Q: Why shouldn't girls wear skirts in winter? A: Because their lips will get chapped!