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Q: What did one tampon say to the other? A: Nothing. They were both stuck up bitches.
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How do the fairy-tales of the whites and the blacks differ? The stories of whites start: Once upon a time... The stories of blacks start: Yo, man, you won't believe what a f**k has happened to me...
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How does a gay man fake an orgasm? He spits on his partners back.
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A man being mugged by two thugs put up a tremendous fight! Finally, the thugs subdued him and took his wallet. Upon finding only two dollars in the wallet, the surprised thug said "Why did you put up such a fight?" To which the man promptly replied "I was afraid that you would find the $200 hidden in my shoe!"
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Q: Why do Americans like black candles? A: Because it reminds them of 'the good old days'.
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Happy Father's Day to someome who's been completely replaced in his marriage by Fifty Shades of Grey.
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The Four Horsemen of the Apocalypse actually live in Chuck Norris's nutsack.
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I just recently discovered that there is a national holiday named after Atheism. April FOOLS day. Like this story in the name of Jesus.
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When your hammer is C++, everything begins to look like a thumb.
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Q: Why shouldn't girls wear skirts in winter? A: Because their lips will get chapped!
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