Q:What do you get if you add two apples and three apples?
A:A high school math problem!
What's funnier than a dead baby?
A dead baby in a clown costume!
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Why is psychoanalysis a lot quicker for men than for women?
When it's time to go back to his childhood, he's already there.
Billy: What a pair of strange socks you're wearing, one is green and the other is blue with red spots!!
Drew: Yes, it's really strange.
I've got another pair just like that at home.
UV rays are caused by Chuck Norris' smiles.
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When Chuck Norris plays sudoku, he can put two same numbers in one square and still solve it right.
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According to leading scientists, the deadliest animal on the planet is the Bearded Norris.
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Chuck Norris does not listen to lectures.
Lectures listen to Chuck Norris.
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Chuck Norris was worshipped as a god by the Eskimos.
That is why they had igloos modeled after his signature move.
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Chuck Norris doesn't run out of bullets, bullets run out of Norrises.
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