Q:What do you get if you add two apples and three apples? A:A high school math problem!
What's funnier than a dead baby? A dead baby in a clown costume!
Why is psychoanalysis a lot quicker for men than for women? When it's time to go back to his childhood, he's already there.
Billy: What a pair of strange socks you're wearing, one is green and the other is blue with red spots!! Drew: Yes, it's really strange. I've got another pair just like that at home.
UV rays are caused by Chuck Norris' smiles.
When Chuck Norris plays sudoku, he can put two same numbers in one square and still solve it right.
According to leading scientists, the deadliest animal on the planet is the Bearded Norris.
Chuck Norris does not listen to lectures. Lectures listen to Chuck Norris.
Chuck Norris was worshipped as a god by the Eskimos. That is why they had igloos modeled after his signature move.
Chuck Norris doesn't run out of bullets, bullets run out of Norrises.