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Yo momma's so fat and old when God said, "Let there be light," he asked your mother to move out of the way.
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Q: Where did OP go in the explosion? A: Everywhere.
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Q: How Many White People Does it Take To Screw In a Lightbulb? A: None, they get a nigger to do it.
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What do gays call hemorrhoids ? Speed bumps.
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Yo momma’s so ugly, she can look up a camel’s butt and scare its hump off.
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‘He had ambitions at one time to become a sex maniac, but he failed his practical.’ Les Dawson
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What do you call a nigger in a tree with a briefcase? Branch manager.
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One fine day in the middle of the night, two dead boys got up to fight. Back to back they faced each other, drew their swords and shot each other. The deaf policeman heard the noise, and came and shot those two dead boys. If you don't believe this joke is true, ask the blind man, he saw it too.
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How many women does it take to change a light bulb? 11 - 10 to form a committee and 1 to get her boyfriend to do it...
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Question: How do you fix a woman’s watch? Answer: You don’t. There’s a clock on the stove.
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