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A bulletproof jacket is an imitation of Chuck Norris' beard.
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has 39.81 % from 40 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, military
Why do cannibals make suitcases out of people's heads? Because they're headcases.
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has 39.81 % from 40 votes. More jokes about: black humor, morbid
A Jew, a German and an American walked into a small room. The Jew never came out.
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has 39.81 % from 89 votes. More jokes about: black humor, ethnic, jewish
Chuck Norris was sitting around a campfire with two cowboys. The cowboys were competing to see which one is more hardcore. The first one says," Once, I was charged by an angry bull. I proceeded to jump on its back and kill it by gorging its eyes out." The second says, " Once I was swimming in a river, and an annocanda tried to strangle me. I ripped its head off with my teeth." Chuck norris just smiles and continues tending to the campfire with his penis.
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has 39.80 % from 62 votes. More jokes about: animal, Chuck Norris, cowboy, death
How do you stop a nigger from drowning? Take your foot off the back of his head.
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has 39.79 % from 105 votes. More jokes about: black people
A Mexican, white guy, and a black guy all go to hell and the devil told them that if they can walk across his hand without burning in flames, then he will give them a second life on earth. The white guy was really confident...first step, he caught a fire a disappeared. The Mexican, nervously toke the first step and noticed that he wasn't dead, he took a couple more steps and disappeared. The black guy started walking and made it all the way across without burning to flames. Satan was shocked and asked him how he did it and the black guy replied "chocolate melts in your mouth not your hands"
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has 39.79 % from 105 votes. More jokes about: black humor, black people, chocolate, life, mexican
A man would come home very late and very drunk every night. His wife decides to teach him a lesson by dressing up like Satan and scaring him. When he finally stumbles across the lawn, his wife jumps out and howls like a demon. He looks at her and slurs, "You don't scare me. I'm married to your sister!"
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has 39.78 % from 23 votes. More jokes about: marriage
Chuck Norris is so tough, that he doesn't get a workout from the weights,they get a workout from him.
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has 39.78 % from 23 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, fitness, work
Chuch Norris filmed the making of the first camera.
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has 39.78 % from 23 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris
Chuck Norris wins every political campaign, but politely declines the jobs.
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has 39.78 % from 23 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, political, work
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