Chuch Norris filmed the making of the first camera.
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Walker Texas Ranger was actually a reality show.
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Why didn't the cannibal eat Mike Tyson?
He thought he would give him a paunch!
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Total Recall was based off of an average day in the life of Chuck Norris.
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Chuck Norris bought out the Walt Disney Company with a car-wash token.
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Yo mama is so stupid that when the computer said "Press any key to continue", she couldn't find the 'Any' key.
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Chuck Norris' pager is still cool.
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Someone tried to stab Chuck Norris in the stomach, and the knife bent on his rock-hard abs.
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Chuck Norris can build a Water Dam...
In the Sahara Desert.
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When Chuck Norris hired his bodyguards, he figured he was paying to save someone.
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