In what state will you find the most cows?
Moo York.
Chuck Norris invented his own brand of media disc.
The Black and Blueray.
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Chuck Norris is why we don't need no stinking badgers.
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Chuch Norris stood next to a bear and was told he had to leave because the bear was scared.
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If Chuck Norris hosted TV series "Survivor" No one would Survive!
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On the show Man v.s Wild, when they talk about the profesionals that Bear recieves help from, they are refering to Chuck Norris.
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Cars were invented to have a faster way of fleeing from Chuck Norris.
Not to be outdone, Chuck Norris invented the car accident.
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Yo mama is so dumb she stuck a battery up her butt and said, "I got energy!"
Yo mama's so stupid when she cries for help she says "come here please".
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The Yeti can't be found because it Chuck Norris made sure no one ever finds it.
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