When Chuck Norris was a child, he would play with real logs instead of Lincoln logs.
The snake was punished because Chuck Norris tempted it to ate the apple.
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Chuck Norris can see at least 3 extra colors.
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In what state will you find the most cows?
Moo York.
Chuck Norris invented his own brand of media disc.
The Black and Blueray.
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Chuck Norris is why we don't need no stinking badgers.
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Chuch Norris stood next to a bear and was told he had to leave because the bear was scared.
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If Chuck Norris hosted TV series "Survivor" No one would Survive!
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On the show Man v.s Wild, when they talk about the profesionals that Bear recieves help from, they are refering to Chuck Norris.
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Chuck Norris can follow you into a revolving door and come out ahead of you.
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