Chuck Norris Avenged the Avengers.
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My life may be a mess but I know the difference between "Your" & "You're"-
Reading Chuck Norris Facts is the same as learning history.
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The following is a short list of what Chuck Norris cannot do: .
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A married couple in their 60's are visited by a fairy who grants them both a wish.
"I want to travel around the world with my darling husband", says the wife
...2 tickets for a luxury cruise magically appear in her hand !
Husband says "sorry love, my wish is to have a wife 30 years younger than me ..."
So the fairy waves her wand and the husband becomes 92 !
J: What did Miley Cyrus eat for Thanksgiving day?
A: TWERKY!
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When Chuck Norris was a child, he would play with real logs instead of Lincoln logs.
The snake was punished because Chuck Norris tempted it to ate the apple.
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Chuck Norris can see at least 3 extra colors.
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In what state will you find the most cows?
Moo York.