Chuch Norris filmed the making of the first camera.
Walker Texas Ranger was actually a reality show.
Why didn't the cannibal eat Mike Tyson? He thought he would give him a paunch!
Total Recall was based off of an average day in the life of Chuck Norris.
Chuck Norris bought out the Walt Disney Company with a car-wash token.
Yo mama is so stupid that when the computer said "Press any key to continue", she couldn't find the 'Any' key.
Chuck Norris' pager is still cool.
Someone tried to stab Chuck Norris in the stomach, and the knife bent on his rock-hard abs.
Chuck Norris can build a Water Dam... In the Sahara Desert.
When Chuck Norris hired his bodyguards, he figured he was paying to save someone.