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What's worse than a male chauvinistic pig? A women who won't do what she's told.
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A man would come home very late and very drunk every night. His wife decides to teach him a lesson by dressing up like Satan and scaring him. When he finally stumbles across the lawn, his wife jumps out and howls like a demon. He looks at her and slurs, "You don't scare me. I'm married to your sister!"
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has 39.78 % from 23 votes. More jokes about: marriage
Chuck Norris is so tough, that he doesn't get a workout from the weights,they get a workout from him.
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Q: What's red, sits in front of a mirror, and gets smaller and smaller? A: A vain idiot combing his hair with a potato peeler.
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Chuck Norris is the only person who can write history of the future.
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Chuch Norris filmed the making of the first camera.
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Chuck Norris' pager is still cool.
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Yo mama is so fat that it's still printing her picture she took during her last Christmas.
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Someone tried to stab Chuck Norris in the stomach, and the knife bent on his rock-hard abs.
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Chuck Norris wins every political campaign, but politely declines the jobs.
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