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Q:What do you get if you add two apples and three apples? A:A high school math problem!
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has 39.74 % from 51 votes. More jokes about: math
Q: What's the difference between killing time and killing niggers? A: You can only kill so much time.
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has 39.64 % from 168 votes. More jokes about: black people, racist, time
My previous girlfriend had this weird sleeping disorder - in the middle of every night she would wake up and suck my dick. No wonder her dad did not want her to move out.
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has 39.64 % from 60 votes. More jokes about: black humor, dad, sex
UV rays are caused by Chuck Norris' smiles.
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has 39.64 % from 21 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris
Why is psychoanalysis a lot quicker for men than for women? When it's time to go back to his childhood, he's already there.
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has 39.64 % from 21 votes. More jokes about: men, women
Billy: What a pair of strange socks you're wearing, one is green and the other is blue with red spots!! Drew: Yes, it's really strange. I've got another pair just like that at home.
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has 39.64 % from 21 votes. More jokes about: kids
Why is it so hot in a stadium after a football game? Because all the fans have left.
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has 39.64 % from 21 votes. More jokes about: football, sport
When Chuck Norris plays sudoku, he can put two same numbers in one square and still solve it right.
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has 39.64 % from 21 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, game
According to leading scientists, the deadliest animal on the planet is the Bearded Norris.
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has 39.64 % from 21 votes. More jokes about: animal, Chuck Norris, science
Chuck Norris does not listen to lectures. Lectures listen to Chuck Norris.
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has 39.64 % from 21 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris
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