Chuck Norris uses paper to cut scissors.
When Chuck Norris plays sudoku, he can put two same numbers in one square and still solve it right.
According to leading scientists, the deadliest animal on the planet is the Bearded Norris.
Chuck Norris has the right to keep and arm bears.
Chuck Norris does not listen to lectures. Lectures listen to Chuck Norris.
Chuck Norris like life... lucky her.
Kimbo Slice copied Chuck Norris' beard. When confronted, Kimbo's beard simply fell off and spotaneously combusted.
Chuck Norris was worshipped as a god by the Eskimos. That is why they had igloos modeled after his signature move.
Chuck Norris doesn't run out of bullets, bullets run out of Norrises.
One day there was a tortoise walking on the road. Along came the hare that had once been defeated by the tortoise in a race. The hare was so angry from what had happened to him so he challenged him to another race. The tortoise gladly accepted his challenge. It ended up that the tortoise and the hare never finished the race because they both took a nap right before the finish line. So the tortoise is still the champion of the race. So remember this you snooze you loose!