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If Chuck Norris ran for president, the competition would drop out, and he would get infinite terms.
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What difference is between a man and Paris? The Paris remains Paris!
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There was a blonde, a redhead, and a brunette. They were all trapped on an island and the nearest shore was 50 miles away. The redhead swam trying to make it to the other shore she swam 15 miles, drowned, and died. The brunette swam 24 miles, drowned, and died. The blonde swam 25 miles, got tired, and swam back.
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Why did the blonde keep ice cubes in the freezer? So she could keep the refrigerator cold.
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If you throw a kitten out of a moving car, would it be considered kitty litter?
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What's pink and spits? A baby in a frying pan.
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How do insects communicate? By bee mail.
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Police arrested two kids yesterday, one was drinking battery acid, the other was eating fireworks. They charged one - and let the other one off.
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How many dead babies can fit in a barrel? 4 1/2.
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The website you seek Cannot be located, but Countless more exist.
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