Chuck Norris Avenged the Avengers.
Chuck Norris had a knife thrown at him... the knife didn't impale him, he impaled the knife.
Chuck Norris was bitten by a cobra, cobra died after 5 days.
Chuck Norris can unscramble eggs.
The Beatles' song "HELP" was written after they met Chuck Norris.
Chuck norris recently received a restraining order barring him from getting closer then half a mile from Satan.
Chuck Norris is not impressed with your facts...
It is better to give than to receive. This is especially true of a Chuck Norris roundhouse kick.
Chuck Norris like life... lucky her.
If Clint Eastwood told Chuck Norris to get off his lawn... Chuck would get the hell off his lawn!
Chuck Norris tried to shave with Darth Vaders's light saber, but the light went out as soon as it realized Chuck Norris was there.