Chuck Norris Avenged the Avengers.
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Chuck Norris is the only known mammal in history to have an opposable thumb.
On his penis.
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The reason Waldo hides is because he saw Chuck Norris looking for him.
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Nietzsche's book was originally called Also Sparch Chuck Norris.
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When Chuck Norris goes skydiving at 10,000 feet he jumps into the plane... from the ground.
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Chuck Norris does not eat.
Food understands that the only safe haven from Chuck Norris' fists is inside his own body.
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Three seconds after Chuck Norris was shot, the bullet came out screaming.
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What was going through the minds of all of Chuck Norris' victims before they died?
His shoe.
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Chuck Norris' driver's license simply shows his shoe size.
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James Cameron wanted Chuck Norris to play the Terminator.
However, upon reflection, he realized that would have turned his movie into a documentary, so he went with Arnold Schwarzenegger.
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Chuck Norris can make you fold a Royal Flush.
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