Chuck Norris Avenged the Avengers.
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Nice guys finish last because bad guys run faster from Chuck Norris.
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Chuck Norris can hear pictures.
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Chuck Norris discovered America.
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Chuck Norris is currently suing NBC, claiming Law and Order are trademarked names.
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Underneath China it says "Made in Chuck Norris".
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Chuck Norris has a vacation home on the sun.
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Chuck Norris won a soccer game. He was the referee.
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People with Pogonophobia (fear of beards) do not fear Chuck Norris beard.
They are too scared of his entire existance to focus on 1 part.
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Chick Norris has never pooped because nothing scares the shot out of Chuck Norris.
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