Chuck Norris Avenged the Avengers.
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All men are created equal.
Equally inferior to Chuck Norris.
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Chuck Norris once separated his powers into five people, they are now called The Avengers.
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Chuck Norris doesn't sleep with a teddy bear.
He sleeps with a real bear.
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If looks could kill they would be called Chuck Norris.
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When Chuck Norris is put in a straight jacket to be contained, he doesn't go insane, the jacket does.
NOBODY tries to contain Chuck Norris.
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One man said he got his butt whooped by Chuck Norris twice but he lied, because everyone knows you couldn't survive it once.
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When Chuck Norris was 8 years old he got into a pillow fight with his older brother, that's why he's now an only child.
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On his birthday, Chuck Norris randomly selects one lucky child to be thrown into the sun.
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Chuck Norris doesn't make typos.
Words simply stutter in his presence.
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People say that time heals all wounds.
They obviously never got roundhouse kicked by Chuck Norris
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