Chuck Norris Avenged the Avengers.
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Chuck Norris never uses a navigation system.
The direction he is heading is ALWAYS the right direction.
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When Chuck Norris falls in water, Chuck Norris doesn't get wet.
Water gets Chuck Norris.
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Chuck Norris once leaned on the Tower of Pisa...
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All men are born equal.
Chuck Norris was just born more equal than everyone else.
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Chuck Norris is the only person to really have "Birthdays".
The rest of us have "Thank you Chuck for allowing me to live another year- days".
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Chuck Norris could stab you with a worm.
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Chuck Norris doesn't do cocaine.
Cocaine does Chuck Norris.
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Chuck Norris doesn't read books.
He stares them down until he gets the information he wants.
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Chuck Norris is the four horsemen of the apocalypse!
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Chuck Norris once starred in Wheel of Fortune.
The last twenty nine minutes were spent in an awkward silence, waiting for the wheel to stop spinning.
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