Chuck Norris Avenged the Avengers.
If Chuck Norris says his opinion on somthing, it automaticlly becomes a fact.
Chuck Norris can cash two party, out of state checks with no ID, or else!
Chuck Norris doesn't need a License to drive a car... The car needs a special license to be driven by Chuck Norris.
Chuck Norris graduated college in one hour.
Chuck norris made medusa turn into stone.
Chuck Norris once urinated in a semi truck's gas tank as a joke. That truck is now known as Optimus Prime.
Chuck norris can throw a rock at you... looking the other way.
Chuck Norris destroyed the periodic table, because Chuck Norris only recognizes the element of surprise.
After much debate, President Truman decided to drop the atomic bomb on Hiroshima rather than the alternative of sending Chuck Norris. It was more "humane".
Chuck Norris once went to practice his golf swing at a driving range... his golf balls are now known as stars!