Chuck Norris Avenged the Avengers.
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The cops pulled Chuck Norris over for going 55 miles per hour on the freeway.
But since he wasn't in a car, they had to give him a ticket for jaywalking.
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Chuck Norris is so sharp you can cut yourself just by looking at him.
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In 2011 someone asked Chuck Norris if he had ever been to Portugal.
He answered: "Where?"
The country went bankrupt.
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Chuck Norris was banned from the Olympics because his mere presence is considered a performance-enhancing substance.
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The movie Unstoppable is based on Chuck Norris' morning jog.
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When raining, Chuck Norris doesn't need an umbrella , he can dodge the rain drops.
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The sun cannot look directly at Chuck Norris.
It must use specialized equipment just to gaze upon his silhouette
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