Chuck Norris Avenged the Avengers.
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Q: What is the sound of Chuck Norris clapping one hand?
A: Thunder.
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For Chuck Norris, there is no such thing as gambling.
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Chuck Norris always has s*x on the bottom.
Because he never f*cks up.
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Chuck Norris does not eat.
Food understands that the only safe haven from Chuck Norris' fists is inside his own body.
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The Holy Grail is in Chuck Norris's living room.
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People say that time heals all wounds.
They obviously never got roundhouse kicked by Chuck Norris
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