Chuck Norris Avenged the Avengers.
The housing market crashed because Chuck thought he was paying too much property tax.
Chuck Norris leaves messages before the beep.
Even though Chuck Norris' lives in Dallas, Texas, his house still has spectacular views of both the Atlantic and Pacific oceans.
Chuck Norris needs no further explanation.
Chuck Norris dosn't need a bullet proof vest because the bullets wouldn't dare hit him.
Fire trucks and ambulances pull to the shoulder when chuck Norris drives by.
Not even Houdini can escape from Chuck Norris.
The snake was punished because Chuck Norris tempted it to ate the apple.
If you rate this kickass, then Chuck Norris WILL roundhouse kick Justin Bieber's ass.
Chuck Norris counted to infinity - twice.