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How does a frog feel when he has a broken leg? Unhoppy.
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What did the green grape say to the purple grape? Breath!!!!
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Yo Mama so fat her BMI is measured in acres.
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What do you do if a blonde throws a hand grenade at you? Pull out the pin and throw it back.
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Only nowadays there appeared a possibility to realize yourselfe: sell your liver, kidneis, skeleton...
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The housing market crashed because Chuck thought he was paying too much property tax.
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Charlie Sheen can achieve recovery by taking a drug called Chuck Norris.
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Chuck Norris once went to Stevie Wonders concerts and smiled at him; Stevie Wonder is now blind.
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Chuck Norris knows the last digit of pi.
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Chuck Norris hit a home run in a football game.
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