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Chuck Norris can infect a mac with pc viruses.
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has 38.75 % from 30 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, computer, IT
Chuck Norris once bowled a 300... Without a ball... He wasn't even in a bowling ally.
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has 38.75 % from 30 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, sport
Only once in history has Chuck Norris snapped his fingers, scientists call it The Big Bang.
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has 38.74 % from 41 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, history, science
Q: What do you use when white people tell you to erase their history? A: White out.
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has 38.74 % from 41 votes. More jokes about: racist, white people
Chuck Norris doesn't go to therapy, therapy goes to Chuck Norris.
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has 38.74 % from 41 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, doctor
Q: Did you hear about the Mexican that went to college? A: Neither did I.
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has 38.74 % from 82 votes. More jokes about: racist
Q. What did the porcupine say to the cactus? A. "Is that you mommy?"
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has 38.65 % from 66 votes. More jokes about: kids
Q: What did Jesus tell the Mexicans just before he died? A: Act stupid until I get back.
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has 38.57 % from 80 votes. More jokes about: christian, death, mexican, racist, religious
What do you say to a virgin? Thanks for nothing!
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has 38.55 % from 57 votes. More jokes about: dirty, sex
My doctor examined my testicles for me and found two small lumps. Luckily it turned out they were my testicles.
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has 38.55 % from 57 votes. More jokes about: sex
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