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Q: Where did OP go in the explosion? A: Everywhere.
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has 37.97 % from 35 votes. More jokes about: black humor, death, terrorist
Yo mama so fat you cant tell if she got a penis or a vagina.
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has 37.97 % from 35 votes. More jokes about: dirty, fat, vulgar, Yo mama
How to tell who is Jewish in your class, drop a penny and see who gets their first.
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has 37.94 % from 117 votes. More jokes about: jewish, money, racist
Chuck Norris does not eat. Food understands that the only safe haven from Chuck Norris' fists is inside his own body.
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has 37.93 % from 86 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, food
What's the difference between a reindeer and a snowball? They re both brown, except the snowball.
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has 37.92 % from 24 votes. More jokes about: animal
Chuck Norris was worshipped as a god by the Eskimos. That is why they had igloos modeled after his signature move.
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has 37.92 % from 24 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, god
Chuck Norris wins every political campaign, but politely declines the jobs.
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has 37.92 % from 24 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, political, work
Q: What do you call a blonde in the freezer? A: Her parents named her Cindy so we should probably continue to call her that. She was supposed to graduate tomorrow.
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has 37.92 % from 24 votes. More jokes about: blonde
The speed of light was instituted because Chuck Norris didn't want get winded outrunning it. Chuck Norris hates to sweat.
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has 37.92 % from 24 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, science
Chuck Norris can get satellite cable from a Skoal can.
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has 37.92 % from 24 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, technology
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