Superman is faster then a speeding bullet.
Chuck Norris just runs Superman down and keeps going.
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Yo momma so fat when I crawl in her pussy I can't find my way out.
Q: How can you tell if a University of Tennessee football player is married?
A: There is tobacco spit on both sides of his pickup truck.
Chuck Norris sent Jesus a birthday card on December 25th and it wasn't Jesus birthday.
Jesus was to scared to correct Chuck Norris and to this day December 25th is known as Jesus' birthday.
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Q: Why is it jewish men won't go down on a woman?
A: Too close to the gas chamber.
My friend's dad went to Hungary.
I asked her, "Was your dad hungry in Hungary?"
Got said, "Let there be light!"
Chuck Norris looked at him and said: "Say please."
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How is a soyburger like a dildo?
They're both substitutes for meat.
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Teacher: Donald, what is the chemical formula for water?
Donald: H-I-J-K-L-M-N-O.
Teacher: What are you talking about?
Donald: Yesterday you said it was H to O.
How did Burger King get Diary Queen Pregnant?
He forgot to wrap his whopper.