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What is a teacher's favorite kind of music? Class-ical.
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Q: What did one lesbian frog say to the other lesbian frog? A: Gee, we really do taste like chicken!
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Knock, Knock! Who's there? Doctor Doctor who? That's a great TV show, isn't it?
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I tried to catch some fog earlier. I mist.
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Happy Father's Day to someome who's been completely replaced in his marriage by Fifty Shades of Grey.
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Question: How many men does it take to open a beer? Answer: None. It should already be open by the time she brings it.
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What do you call a woman who has lost 95% of her intelligence? Divorced.
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Yo Mama's teeth are so spaced out it looks like her tongue is in jail.
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Yo mammas just like a video game... Rated E for everyone.
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A guy walks into a drug store and asks for a packet of condoms. The pharmacist says, ‘That’ll be £5.00 with the tax.’ ‘Tacks?’, the guy exclaims. ‘I thought you rolled them on!’
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