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When Teddy Rosavelt said there is nothing to fear but fear itself he obiously hadn't met Chuck Norris.
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has 38.75 % from 30 votes. More jokes about: celebrity, Chuck Norris, political
Chuck Norris once bowled a 300... Without a ball... He wasn't even in a bowling ally.
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has 38.75 % from 30 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, sport
Only once in history has Chuck Norris snapped his fingers, scientists call it The Big Bang.
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has 38.74 % from 41 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, history, science
Chuck Norris doesn't go to therapy, therapy goes to Chuck Norris.
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has 38.74 % from 41 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, doctor
Q. What did the porcupine say to the cactus? A. "Is that you mommy?"
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has 38.65 % from 66 votes. More jokes about: kids
A man goes to the doctor and says "I need birth control for my 10 year old daughter" The doctor replies "She's 10 years old and sexually active?" The man says" Active? Hell no! Most of the time se just lies there and cries."
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has 38.65 % from 66 votes. More jokes about: age, black humor, doctor, sex
A hippie walks on a bus and sees a nun. Being the straight forward kind of guy he is, he says "Hey baby, want to have sex?" The nun says "God no!" so she gets off the bus angry. When the hippie is about to get off the bus, the bus driver asks him "Hey man. you see that graveyard across the street?" The hippie go's "yeah I see it, what about it?" "well every Tuesday night at 8:30. the nun go's to the top of the hill to pray. If you dress up as a ghost, and tell her to have sex with you, she'll have too" The hippie replied "sweet!" So Tuesday night comes and the hippie has a ghost costume, 8:30 comes and here comes the nun. The hippie pops out and says "I am the ghost of a man buried here, and I command you to have sex with me!" The nun go's "Well... ok, but I have a virgins aspect so it has to be oral" So the nun and the hippie have oral sex and the hippie runs away and says "Ha, ha I was actually the hippie" and the nun said "Ha, ha I'm actually the bus driver!"
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has 38.63 % from 165 votes. More jokes about: gay, sex, time
What did God say when he created the first nigger? Opps, I put the pubes on his head.
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has 38.57 % from 80 votes. More jokes about: god, racist
What do you say to a virgin? Thanks for nothing!
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has 38.55 % from 57 votes. More jokes about: dirty, sex
Q: What's black and brown and looks good on a nigger? A: A Doberman.
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has 38.55 % from 57 votes. More jokes about: black people, dog, racist
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