Q: Where did OP go in the explosion?
A: Everywhere.
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Yo mama so fat you cant tell if she got a penis or a vagina.
How to tell who is Jewish in your class, drop a penny and see who gets their first.
Chuck Norris does not eat.
Food understands that the only safe haven from Chuck Norris' fists is inside his own body.
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What's the difference between a reindeer and a snowball?
They re both brown, except the snowball.
Chuck Norris was worshipped as a god by the Eskimos.
That is why they had igloos modeled after his signature move.
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Chuck Norris wins every political campaign, but politely declines the jobs.
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Q: What do you call a blonde in the freezer?
A: Her parents named her Cindy so we should probably continue to call her that. She was supposed to graduate tomorrow.
The speed of light was instituted because Chuck Norris didn't want get winded outrunning it.
Chuck Norris hates to sweat.
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Chuck Norris can get satellite cable from a Skoal can.
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