Q: Why does a squirrle swim on its back? A: To keep its nuts dry
Chuck Norris created the platypus by roundhouse kicking a duck at a beaver.
What does a Jew get when he walks into a wall with a boner? A broken nose.
Knock knock. Who's there? The interrupting cow. Interrupting cow wh- Moooooo!
Chuck Norris once won a three-legged race... By himself.
Yo mama so bald, when she goes to bed, her head slips off the pillow.
I have a scary joke about math but im 2² to say it.
What's 18 inches long and makes women scream all night ? Crib death.
Girlfriend left but my heart is not broken... My heart is not made in China!
Chuck Norris can blow a tornado away.