Your mama so old she still owes Jesus five bucks.
Yo mama so stupid, she went to a garage sale to buy a garage
Chuck Norris sent Jesus a birthday card on December 25th and it wasn't Jesus birthday.
Jesus was to scared to correct Chuck Norris and to this day December 25th is known as Jesus' birthday.
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Q: Did you hear about the Mexican that went to college?
A: Neither did I.
Teacher: Donald, what is the chemical formula for water?
Donald: H-I-J-K-L-M-N-O.
Teacher: What are you talking about?
Donald: Yesterday you said it was H to O.
Got said, "Let there be light!"
Chuck Norris looked at him and said: "Say please."
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My friend's dad went to Hungary.
I asked her, "Was your dad hungry in Hungary?"
How is a soyburger like a dildo?
They're both substitutes for meat.
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Yo mama so fat, when a Mexican saw her near the border they said,"this must be Trump wall".
How did Burger King get Diary Queen Pregnant?
He forgot to wrap his whopper.