What is a teacher's favorite kind of music?
Class-ical.
Q: What did one lesbian frog say to the other lesbian frog?
A: Gee, we really do taste like chicken!
Knock, Knock!
Who's there?
Doctor Doctor who?
That's a great TV show, isn't it?
I tried to catch some fog earlier. I mist.
Happy Father's Day to someome who's been completely replaced in his marriage by Fifty Shades of Grey.
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Question: How many men does it take to open a beer?
Answer: None. It should already be open by the time she brings it.
What do you call a woman who has lost 95% of her intelligence?
Divorced.
Yo Mama's teeth are so spaced out it looks like her tongue is in jail.
Yo mammas just like a video game...
Rated E for everyone.
A guy walks into a drug store and asks for a packet of condoms.
The pharmacist says, ‘That’ll be £5.00 with the tax.’
‘Tacks?’, the guy exclaims.
‘I thought you rolled them on!’