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Q: Why does a squirrle swim on its back? A: To keep its nuts dry
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has 38.91 % from 52 votes. More jokes about: animal, dirty
Chuck Norris created the platypus by roundhouse kicking a duck at a beaver.
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has 38.91 % from 52 votes. More jokes about: animal, Chuck Norris, duck
What does a Jew get when he walks into a wall with a boner? A broken nose.
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has 38.75 % from 59 votes. More jokes about: racist
Knock knock. Who's there? The interrupting cow. Interrupting cow wh- Moooooo!
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has 38.75 % from 59 votes. More jokes about: animal, knock-knock
Chuck Norris once won a three-legged race... By himself.
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has 38.75 % from 30 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, sport
Yo mama so bald, when she goes to bed, her head slips off the pillow.
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has 38.75 % from 30 votes. More jokes about: Yo mama
I have a scary joke about math but im 2² to say it.
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has 38.75 % from 30 votes. More jokes about: math
What's 18 inches long and makes women scream all night ? Crib death.
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has 38.75 % from 30 votes. More jokes about: black humor
Girlfriend left but my heart is not broken... My heart is not made in China!
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has 38.75 % from 30 votes. More jokes about: racist
Chuck Norris can blow a tornado away.
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has 38.75 % from 30 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, weather
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