Q: Why is it jewish men won't go down on a woman?
A: Too close to the gas chamber.
My friend's dad went to Hungary.
I asked her, "Was your dad hungry in Hungary?"
How is a soyburger like a dildo?
They're both substitutes for meat.
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Got said, "Let there be light!"
Chuck Norris looked at him and said: "Say please."
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Teacher: Donald, what is the chemical formula for water?
Donald: H-I-J-K-L-M-N-O.
Teacher: What are you talking about?
Donald: Yesterday you said it was H to O.
How did Burger King get Diary Queen Pregnant?
He forgot to wrap his whopper.
Yo mama so fat, when a Mexican saw her near the border they said,"this must be Trump wall".
How are crayons like people?
No one likes the white ones.
Lifting weights have really helped me with the ladies - the last five I raped didn't stand a chance.
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A murder has been committed.
Police are called to an apartment and find a man standing, holding a 5-iron in his hands, looking at the lifeless body of a woman on the ground.
The detective asks, "Sir, is that your wife?"
"Yes."
"Did you hit her with that golf club?"
"Yes. Yes, I did," the man answers. He stifles a sob, drops the club and puts his hands on his head.
"How many times did you hit her?"
"I don't know. Five...six ...put me down for a five."