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Q: How do you circumcise a whale? A: With four skin-divers.
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My doctor examined my testicles for me and found two small lumps. Luckily it turned out they were my testicles.
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How do you steal a Mexicans home? Hook it up to your truck and drive off.
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The original title for Alien vs. Predator was Alien and Predator vs Chuck Norris. The film was cancelled shortly after going into preproduction. No one would pay nine dollars to see a movie fourteen seconds long.
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has 38.55 % from 57 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, money
Yo mama is so fat that she puts mayonnaise on aspirin.
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Bigfoot thinks Chuck Norris is a myth
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has 38.50 % from 39 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris
A woman got on a bus holding a baby. The bus driver looked at the child and blurted out, "That's the ugliest baby I've ever seen!" Infuriated, the woman slammed her fare into the fare box and took an aisle seat near the rear of the bus. The man seated next to her sensed that she was agitated and asked her what was wrong. "The bus driver insulted me," she fumed. The man sympathized and said, "Why, he shouldn't say things to insult passengers. He could be fired for that." "You're right," she said. "I think I'll go back up there and give him a piece of my mind!" "That's a good idea," the man said. "Here, let me hold your monkey."
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When Chuck Norris was a kid, he wanted to see if you really could kill two birds with a stone. Let's just say that's why birds fly still south in the winter.
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has 38.50 % from 39 votes. More jokes about: bird, Chuck Norris, death, travel, winter
Q: Whats faster than a black person with a TV? A: His brother with a VCR.
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Q: What happens when a black girl gets pregnant? A: Her nigga runs away.
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