Yo mama so fat, when a Mexican saw her near the border they said,"this must be Trump wall".
How did Burger King get Diary Queen Pregnant?
He forgot to wrap his whopper.
Q: What do you call a bunch of black kids playing in a pile of leaves?
A: Rasin Brand.
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Lifting weights have really helped me with the ladies - the last five I raped didn't stand a chance.
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A murder has been committed.
Police are called to an apartment and find a man standing, holding a 5-iron in his hands, looking at the lifeless body of a woman on the ground.
The detective asks, "Sir, is that your wife?"
"Yes."
"Did you hit her with that golf club?"
"Yes. Yes, I did," the man answers. He stifles a sob, drops the club and puts his hands on his head.
"How many times did you hit her?"
"I don't know. Five...six ...put me down for a five."
Q: Why is it jewish men won't go down on a woman?
A: Too close to the gas chamber.
You see, masturbation is so unpredictable.
I just go up and down.
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Chuck Norris can literally kill time.
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When Chuck Norris logged in to WoW, everyone logged out.
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They were just five lakes, until Chuck Norris said they were Great!
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