Chuck Norris can blow a tornado away.
Chuck Norris can infect a mac with pc viruses.
Chuck Norris once bowled a 300... Without a ball... He wasn't even in a bowling ally.
Only once in history has Chuck Norris snapped his fingers, scientists call it The Big Bang.
Chuck Norris doesn't go to therapy, therapy goes to Chuck Norris.
Q: Did you hear about the Mexican that went to college? A: Neither did I.
Q. What do you call two lesbians with their period? A. Finger painting.
Q: Hey, what's the jew doing in the ashtray? A: Family research.
Roses are red violets are blue, I have never tried So can I stick it up you?
Q. What did the porcupine say to the cactus? A. "Is that you mommy?"