Yo mama so fat, when a Mexican saw her near the border they said,"this must be Trump wall".
How are crayons like people?
No one likes the white ones.
Lifting weights have really helped me with the ladies - the last five I raped didn't stand a chance.
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A murder has been committed.
Police are called to an apartment and find a man standing, holding a 5-iron in his hands, looking at the lifeless body of a woman on the ground.
The detective asks, "Sir, is that your wife?"
"Yes."
"Did you hit her with that golf club?"
"Yes. Yes, I did," the man answers. He stifles a sob, drops the club and puts his hands on his head.
"How many times did you hit her?"
"I don't know. Five...six ...put me down for a five."
Q: How Many White People Does it Take To Screw In a Lightbulb?
A: None, they get a nigger to do it.
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What do you call a black guy selling drugs?
A pharmacist.
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Q: What kind of kids do you get when a black and a Mexican marry.
A: Kids too lazy to steal.
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They were just five lakes, until Chuck Norris said they were Great!
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When Chuck Norris logged in to WoW, everyone logged out.
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Chuck Norris doesn't need to change the past.
He has never made any mistakes.
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