Q: Why is it jewish men won't go down on a woman?
A: Too close to the gas chamber.
My friend's dad went to Hungary.
I asked her, "Was your dad hungry in Hungary?"
Got said, "Let there be light!"
Chuck Norris looked at him and said: "Say please."
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How is a soyburger like a dildo?
They're both substitutes for meat.
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Teacher: Donald, what is the chemical formula for water?
Donald: H-I-J-K-L-M-N-O.
Teacher: What are you talking about?
Donald: Yesterday you said it was H to O.
How did Burger King get Diary Queen Pregnant?
He forgot to wrap his whopper.
How are crayons like people?
No one likes the white ones.
Yo mama so fat, when a Mexican saw her near the border they said,"this must be Trump wall".
Lifting weights have really helped me with the ladies - the last five I raped didn't stand a chance.
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A murder has been committed.
Police are called to an apartment and find a man standing, holding a 5-iron in his hands, looking at the lifeless body of a woman on the ground.
The detective asks, "Sir, is that your wife?"
"Yes."
"Did you hit her with that golf club?"
"Yes. Yes, I did," the man answers. He stifles a sob, drops the club and puts his hands on his head.
"How many times did you hit her?"
"I don't know. Five...six ...put me down for a five."