A man being mugged by two thugs put up a tremendous fight!
Finally, the thugs subdued him and took his wallet.
Upon finding only two dollars in the wallet, the surprised thug said "Why did you put up such a fight?"
To which the man promptly replied "I was afraid that you would find the $200 hidden in my shoe!"
The Great Wall of China was originally created to keep Chuck Norris out.
It failed miserably.
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What did the Irish spinster keep saying in her prayers?
‘Good Lord, please have Murphy on me…’
A guy walks into a drug store and asks for a packet of condoms.
The pharmacist says, ‘That’ll be £5.00 with the tax.’
‘Tacks?’, the guy exclaims.
‘I thought you rolled them on!’
It is convenient to be near a hospital when you are injured.
It is also convenient to insult Chuck Norris while standing in an open grave.
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Why do decent white folks shop at nigger yard sales?
To get all their stuff back.
I have a statistics joke, but it's not significant.
I have a regression joke, but it sounds quite mean.
I have a machine learning joke, but it is not performing as well on a new audience.
I have a joke about deep learning but I can't explain it.
I have a geography joke, but I don't know where it is.
What does a Jew get when he walks into a wall with a boner?
A broken nose.
Q: Why shouldn't girls wear skirts in winter?
A: Because their lips will get chapped!
There's something actionable in your pants.