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Yo mamas so fat that she fought a war with her own farts.
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has 38.25 % from 37 votes. More jokes about: fart, fat, war, Yo mama
Chuck Norris knows the value of NULL, and he can sort by it too.
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has 38.25 % from 37 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, coding, geek, IT
Chuck Norris can kill two stones with one bird.
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has 38.25 % from 37 votes. More jokes about: bird, Chuck Norris, death
A man goes to the doctor and says "I need birth control for my 10 year old daughter" The doctor replies "She's 10 years old and sexually active?" The man says" Active? Hell no! Most of the time se just lies there and cries."
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has 38.23 % from 69 votes. More jokes about: age, black humor, doctor, sex
Q: Why don't black people like asprin? A: They're sick of picking through cotton.
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has 38.23 % from 76 votes. More jokes about: racist
Q: What did Bacon say to Tomato? A: Lettuce get together!
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has 38.22 % from 26 votes. More jokes about: food
What are Women Really Thinking? So many men, so few who can afford me. Coffee, chocolate, men ... some things are just better rich. Don't treat me any differently than you would the Queen. Guys have feelings too, But ... who cares? And your point is? Next mood swing: 6 minutes. If you want breakfast in bed, sleep in the kitchen.
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has 38.22 % from 26 votes. More jokes about: food, marriage, money, time
A retired man who volunteers to entertain patients in nursing homes and hospitals went to one local hospital in Brooklyn and took his portable keyboard along. He told some jokes and sang some funny songs at patients' bedsides. When he finished he said, in farewell, "I hope you get better." One elderly gentleman replied, "I hope you get better, too."
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has 38.22 % from 26 votes. More jokes about: hospital, nurse, old people
"Yo momma so fat she fell in love and broke it!"
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has 38.22 % from 26 votes. More jokes about: fat, insulting, Yo mama
The Boyfriend says to his blonde girlfriend, "Look! A dead bird!" and the blonde looks up in the sky and says "Where?"
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has 38.22 % from 26 votes. More jokes about: bird, blonde, death
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