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A guy walks into a drug store and asks for a packet of condoms. The pharmacist says, ‘That’ll be £5.00 with the tax.’ ‘Tacks?’, the guy exclaims. ‘I thought you rolled them on!’
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has 38.97 % from 43 votes. More jokes about: sex
What does a Jew get when he walks into a wall with a boner? A broken nose.
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has 38.94 % from 61 votes. More jokes about: racist
Q: Why shouldn't girls wear skirts in winter? A: Because their lips will get chapped!
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has 38.91 % from 52 votes. More jokes about: beauty, dirty, winter, women
There's something actionable in your pants.
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has 38.91 % from 52 votes. More jokes about: sex
Q:What do you get if you add two apples and three apples? A:A high school math problem!
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has 38.91 % from 52 votes. More jokes about: math
Yo mammas just like a video game... Rated E for everyone.
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has 38.91 % from 52 votes. More jokes about: game, Yo mama
Q: How Many White People Does it Take To Screw In a Lightbulb? A: None, they get a nigger to do it.
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has 38.91 % from 396 votes. More jokes about: black people, light bulb, racist, white people
Q: How many gays does it take to screw in a light bulb? A: None because they screw each other the dirty fucks.
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has 38.90 % from 84 votes. More jokes about: dirty, gay, light bulb
Your moms pussy is so hairy when your brother was born he died of rug burn.
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has 38.84 % from 68 votes. More jokes about: Yo mama
What do you call Black people running down a hill? Jail break.
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has 38.82 % from 131 votes. More jokes about: black people, prison, racist
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