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It is convenient to be near a hospital when you are injured. It is also convenient to insult Chuck Norris while standing in an open grave.
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has 38.97 % from 43 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, death, funeral, hospital
What do you call a black guy selling drugs? A pharmacist.
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has 38.94 % from 190 votes. More jokes about: black people, drug
There's something actionable in your pants.
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has 38.91 % from 52 votes. More jokes about: sex
Q:What do you get if you add two apples and three apples? A:A high school math problem!
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has 38.91 % from 52 votes. More jokes about: math
Yo mammas just like a video game... Rated E for everyone.
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has 38.91 % from 52 votes. More jokes about: game, Yo mama
Q: Why shouldn't girls wear skirts in winter? A: Because their lips will get chapped!
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has 38.91 % from 52 votes. More jokes about: beauty, dirty, winter, women
Q: How many gays does it take to screw in a light bulb? A: None because they screw each other the dirty fucks.
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has 38.90 % from 84 votes. More jokes about: dirty, gay, light bulb
Your moms pussy is so hairy when your brother was born he died of rug burn.
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has 38.84 % from 68 votes. More jokes about: Yo mama
What do you call Black people running down a hill? Jail break.
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has 38.82 % from 131 votes. More jokes about: black people, prison, racist
Q: What did the baby say as I threw it in the blender? A: I didn't catch it, I was too busy masturbating.
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has 38.81 % from 181 votes. More jokes about: black humor, dead baby, masturbation, morbid
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