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It is convenient to be near a hospital when you are injured. It is also convenient to insult Chuck Norris while standing in an open grave.
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has 38.97 % from 43 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, death, funeral, hospital
Why do decent white folks shop at nigger yard sales? To get all their stuff back.
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has 38.97 % from 43 votes. More jokes about: racist
I have a statistics joke, but it's not significant. I have a regression joke, but it sounds quite mean. I have a machine learning joke, but it is not performing as well on a new audience. I have a joke about deep learning but I can't explain it. I have a geography joke, but I don't know where it is.
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has 38.94 % from 61 votes. More jokes about: IT, school
What does a Jew get when he walks into a wall with a boner? A broken nose.
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has 38.94 % from 61 votes. More jokes about: racist
Q: Why shouldn't girls wear skirts in winter? A: Because their lips will get chapped!
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has 38.91 % from 52 votes. More jokes about: beauty, dirty, winter, women
There's something actionable in your pants.
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has 38.91 % from 52 votes. More jokes about: sex
Q:What do you get if you add two apples and three apples? A:A high school math problem!
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has 38.91 % from 52 votes. More jokes about: math
Yo mammas just like a video game... Rated E for everyone.
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has 38.91 % from 52 votes. More jokes about: game, Yo mama
Q: How many gays does it take to screw in a light bulb? A: None because they screw each other the dirty fucks.
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has 38.90 % from 84 votes. More jokes about: dirty, gay, light bulb
Your moms pussy is so hairy when your brother was born he died of rug burn.
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has 38.84 % from 68 votes. More jokes about: Yo mama
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