A man being mugged by two thugs put up a tremendous fight!
Finally, the thugs subdued him and took his wallet.
Upon finding only two dollars in the wallet, the surprised thug said "Why did you put up such a fight?"
To which the man promptly replied "I was afraid that you would find the $200 hidden in my shoe!"
The Great Wall of China was originally created to keep Chuck Norris out.
It failed miserably.
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What did the Irish spinster keep saying in her prayers?
‘Good Lord, please have Murphy on me…’
A guy walks into a drug store and asks for a packet of condoms.
The pharmacist says, ‘That’ll be £5.00 with the tax.’
‘Tacks?’, the guy exclaims.
‘I thought you rolled them on!’
Why do decent white folks shop at nigger yard sales?
To get all their stuff back.
It is convenient to be near a hospital when you are injured.
It is also convenient to insult Chuck Norris while standing in an open grave.
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I have a statistics joke, but it's not significant.
I have a regression joke, but it sounds quite mean.
I have a machine learning joke, but it is not performing as well on a new audience.
I have a joke about deep learning but I can't explain it.
I have a geography joke, but I don't know where it is.
What does a Jew get when he walks into a wall with a boner?
A broken nose.
Q: Why shouldn't girls wear skirts in winter?
A: Because their lips will get chapped!
There's something actionable in your pants.