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Chuck Norris' personal airplane is called Air Force Chuck.
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Yo Mama so fat her BMI is measured in acres.
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What do you do if a blonde throws a hand grenade at you? Pull out the pin and throw it back.
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When Chuck Norris goes to the gym the treadmill sweats.
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Client: "The blue looks OK, but it would be great if it was a little more orange. Like "blorange."
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The housing market crashed because Chuck thought he was paying too much property tax.
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Chuck Norris once went to Stevie Wonders concerts and smiled at him; Stevie Wonder is now blind.
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Chuck Norris's keyboard doesn't have a Ctrl key because nothing controls Chuck Norris.
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has 38.48 % from 48 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, computer, death, life, technology
What does a nigger do after sex? 25 years to life.
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has 38.43 % from 149 votes. More jokes about: black people, prison, racist, sex, time
What is a teacher's favorite kind of music? Class-ical.
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has 38.34 % from 55 votes. More jokes about: music, school, teacher
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