A man being mugged by two thugs put up a tremendous fight!
Finally, the thugs subdued him and took his wallet.
Upon finding only two dollars in the wallet, the surprised thug said "Why did you put up such a fight?"
To which the man promptly replied "I was afraid that you would find the $200 hidden in my shoe!"
The Great Wall of China was originally created to keep Chuck Norris out.
It failed miserably.
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You see, masturbation is so unpredictable.
I just go up and down.
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Chuck Norris can literally kill time.
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They were just five lakes, until Chuck Norris said they were Great!
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Yo mama is so stupid she married a carpenter just to get nailed.
When Chuck Norris logged in to WoW, everyone logged out.
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Chuck Norris doesn't need to change the past.
He has never made any mistakes.
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Chuck Norris recently got himself an iPad.
It turned into iDust when he tried to use it.
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Why do decent white folks shop at nigger yard sales?
To get all their stuff back.