Q: What kind of kids do you get when a black and a Mexican marry.
A: Kids too lazy to steal.
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They were just five lakes, until Chuck Norris said they were Great!
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You see, masturbation is so unpredictable.
I just go up and down.
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Chuck Norris can literally kill time.
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When Chuck Norris logged in to WoW, everyone logged out.
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Chuck Norris doesn't need to change the past.
He has never made any mistakes.
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Chuck Norris recently got himself an iPad.
It turned into iDust when he tried to use it.
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Yo mama is so stupid she married a carpenter just to get nailed.
When your hammer is C++, everything begins to look like a thumb.
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Confucius say, man who fart in church sit in own pew.