When Chuck Norris logged in to WoW, everyone logged out.
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They were just five lakes, until Chuck Norris said they were Great!
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When your hammer is C++, everything begins to look like a thumb.
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Confucius say, man who fart in church sit in own pew.
A man being mugged by two thugs put up a tremendous fight!
Finally, the thugs subdued him and took his wallet.
Upon finding only two dollars in the wallet, the surprised thug said "Why did you put up such a fight?"
To which the man promptly replied "I was afraid that you would find the $200 hidden in my shoe!"
The Great Wall of China was originally created to keep Chuck Norris out.
It failed miserably.
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What did the Irish spinster keep saying in her prayers?
‘Good Lord, please have Murphy on me…’
A guy walks into a drug store and asks for a packet of condoms.
The pharmacist says, ‘That’ll be £5.00 with the tax.’
‘Tacks?’, the guy exclaims.
‘I thought you rolled them on!’
Why do decent white folks shop at nigger yard sales?
To get all their stuff back.
It is convenient to be near a hospital when you are injured.
It is also convenient to insult Chuck Norris while standing in an open grave.
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