There was a blonde a redhead and a brunette running from a cop. They hide in potato sacks. The officer kicks each bag....when he kicks the redheads bag she goes meow....when he kick the brunettes bag she goes ruff...when he kicks the blondes bag she goes potatoes!
Q. How many blondes does it take to change a light bulb? A1. "What's a light bulb?" A2. One. She holds the bulb and the world revolves around her. A3. Two. One to hold the Diet Pepsi, and one to call, "Daaady!"
Q: What do you do when you see a black man with half a face? A: Stop laughing and reload.
I haven’t been the same since my testicles dropped. Mind you, I was hanging from a tree by them at the time.
Chuck Norris sheds his skin twice a year.
How many blondes does it take to play hide and seek? One.
Software isn’t released, it’s allowed to escape.
Police arrested two kids yesterday, one was drinking battery acid, the other was eating fireworks. They charged one - and let the other one off.
How many dead babies does it take to make a bottle of baby oil? It depends on how hard you squeeze them.
Four year-old Harry, who could tell time, was playing with a wall clock when her grandpa visited. Later, when he was putting on his coat to leave, the grandpa asked him what time it was. He looked at the clock blankly, and then answered in a triumphant way, "It's time for you to go, grandpa!"