Chuck Norris once went to Stevie Wonders concerts and smiled at him; Stevie Wonder is now blind.
Chuck Norris's keyboard doesn't have a Ctrl key because nothing controls Chuck Norris.
What does a nigger do after sex? 25 years to life.
What is a teacher's favorite kind of music? Class-ical.
Gays don't fart - their asses fetch a sigh.
Q: Hey, what's the jew doing in the ashtray? A: Family research.
‘He had ambitions at one time to become a sex maniac, but he failed his practical.’ Les Dawson
One day a teacher asked the class, "What is the difference between a bird and a fly?" A student then replied, "A bird can fly but a fly cannot bird."
Q: Do you know why infinity goes on forever? A: Because it knows Chuck Norris is waiting for it at the end.
The only Christmas present Chuck Norris ever gives is allowing you to live.