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Chuck Norris once went to Stevie Wonders concerts and smiled at him; Stevie Wonder is now blind.
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has 38.49 % from 28 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, health, music
Chuck Norris's keyboard doesn't have a Ctrl key because nothing controls Chuck Norris.
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has 38.48 % from 48 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, computer, death, life, technology
What does a nigger do after sex? 25 years to life.
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has 38.43 % from 149 votes. More jokes about: black people, prison, racist, sex, time
What is a teacher's favorite kind of music? Class-ical.
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has 38.34 % from 55 votes. More jokes about: music, school, teacher
Gays don't fart - their asses fetch a sigh.
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has 38.34 % from 123 votes. More jokes about: gay
Q: Hey, what's the jew doing in the ashtray? A: Family research.
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has 38.30 % from 97 votes. More jokes about: black humor, death, family, jewish, war
‘He had ambitions at one time to become a sex maniac, but he failed his practical.’ Les Dawson
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has 38.26 % from 62 votes. More jokes about: sex
One day a teacher asked the class, "What is the difference between a bird and a fly?" A student then replied, "A bird can fly but a fly cannot bird."
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has 38.26 % from 62 votes. More jokes about: animal, bird, student, teacher, white people
Q: Do you know why infinity goes on forever? A: Because it knows Chuck Norris is waiting for it at the end.
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has 38.25 % from 46 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, math
The only Christmas present Chuck Norris ever gives is allowing you to live.
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has 38.25 % from 37 votes. More jokes about: Christmas, Chuck Norris, life
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