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When Chuck Norris was a kid, he wanted to see if you really could kill two birds with a stone. Let's just say that's why birds fly still south in the winter.
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has 38.50 % from 39 votes. More jokes about: bird, Chuck Norris, death, travel, winter
What did the green grape say to the purple grape? Breath!!!!
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has 38.49 % from 28 votes. More jokes about: kids
Yo Mama so fat her BMI is measured in acres.
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What do you do if a blonde throws a hand grenade at you? Pull out the pin and throw it back.
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has 38.49 % from 28 votes. More jokes about: Yo mama
When Chuck Norris goes to the gym the treadmill sweats.
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The housing market crashed because Chuck thought he was paying too much property tax.
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has 38.49 % from 28 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, tax
Chuck Norris once went to Stevie Wonders concerts and smiled at him; Stevie Wonder is now blind.
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has 38.49 % from 28 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, health, music
Yo momma's so old she knew the Virgin Mary when she was 10 and said Lil Mary will never amount to anything.
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has 38.49 % from 28 votes. More jokes about: age, dirty, time, Yo mama
Q: How do you know a gay guy has farted? A: He needs to change his pants afterward.
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has 38.48 % from 48 votes. More jokes about: dirty, disgusting, fart, gay, sex
Chuck Norris knows the last digit of pi.
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has 38.48 % from 48 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, math
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