Barcelona beats every team in the world, Chuck Norris can beat Barcelona... by himself.
Chuck Norris recently got himself an iPad. It turned into iDust when he tried to use it.
Santa leaves out cookies for Chuck Norris.
Q: How are rape and an airplane similar? A: The ride gets more annoying when the kid starts screaming.
A guy walks into a drug store and asks for a packet of condoms. The pharmacist says, ‘That’ll be £5.00 with the tax.’ ‘Tacks?’, the guy exclaims. ‘I thought you rolled them on!’
what do you call a nigger woman having an abortion? A crime stopper!
Chuck Norris can use a Shake Weight without looking gay.
Darth Vader wears a Chuck Norris mask for Halloween.
What did God say when he created the first nigger? Opps, I put the pubes on his head.
Q: Why does a squirrle swim on its back? A: To keep its nuts dry