Yo' Mama's breath is so nasty, it makes onions cry.
Q: How do you make a cat go ‘woof’?
A: Soak it in petrol, and set it on fire.
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Q: How do you know a gay guy has farted?
A: He needs to change his pants afterward.
Q: How do you start a black parade?
A: Roll a 40 down the street.
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I pray for:
Wisdom, To understand a man.
Love, To forgive him and;
Patience, For his moods.
Because if I pray for Strength
I'll just beat him to death.
Q: Do you know why women over fifty don't have babies?
A: They would put them down somewhere and forget where they left them.
Superman is faster then a speeding bullet.
Chuck Norris just runs Superman down and keeps going.
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Yo momma so fat when I crawl in her pussy I can't find my way out.
Yo mama so stupid, she went to a garage sale to buy a garage
Your mama so old she still owes Jesus five bucks.