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Barcelona beats every team in the world, Chuck Norris can beat Barcelona... by himself.
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has 38.99 % from 32 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, soccer, sport
Chuck Norris recently got himself an iPad. It turned into iDust when he tried to use it.
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has 38.99 % from 32 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, phone
Santa leaves out cookies for Chuck Norris.
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has 38.99 % from 32 votes. More jokes about: Christmas, Chuck Norris, food, Santa
Q: How are rape and an airplane similar? A: The ride gets more annoying when the kid starts screaming.
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has 38.97 % from 43 votes. More jokes about: airplane, dirty, kids, travel
A guy walks into a drug store and asks for a packet of condoms. The pharmacist says, ‘That’ll be £5.00 with the tax.’ ‘Tacks?’, the guy exclaims. ‘I thought you rolled them on!’
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has 38.97 % from 43 votes. More jokes about: sex
what do you call a nigger woman having an abortion? A crime stopper!
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Chuck Norris can use a Shake Weight without looking gay.
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has 38.97 % from 43 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, gay
Darth Vader wears a Chuck Norris mask for Halloween.
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has 38.97 % from 43 votes. More jokes about: celebrity, Chuck Norris, Halloween
What did God say when he created the first nigger? Opps, I put the pubes on his head.
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has 38.94 % from 77 votes. More jokes about: god, racist
Q: Why does a squirrle swim on its back? A: To keep its nuts dry
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has 38.91 % from 52 votes. More jokes about: animal, dirty
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