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A guy walks into a drug store and asks for a packet of condoms. The pharmacist says, ‘That’ll be £5.00 with the tax.’ ‘Tacks?’, the guy exclaims. ‘I thought you rolled them on!’
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has 38.97 % from 43 votes. More jokes about: sex
what do you call a nigger woman having an abortion? A crime stopper!
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has 38.97 % from 43 votes. More jokes about: racist
The whole idea of Jesus dying to pay for our sins is bullshit. Jews don't pay for anything.
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has 38.91 % from 171 votes. More jokes about: christian, death, jewish, mean
A murder has been committed. Police are called to an apartment and find a man standing, holding a 5-iron in his hands, looking at the lifeless body of a woman on the ground. The detective asks, "Sir, is that your wife?" "Yes." "Did you hit her with that golf club?" "Yes. Yes, I did," the man answers. He stifles a sob, drops the club and puts his hands on his head. "How many times did you hit her?" "I don't know. Five...six ...put me down for a five."
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has 38.91 % from 52 votes. More jokes about: cop, wife
What does a Jew get when he walks into a wall with a boner? A broken nose.
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has 38.75 % from 59 votes. More jokes about: racist
Chuck Norris once won a three-legged race... By himself.
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has 38.75 % from 30 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, sport
How many cops does it take to screw in a light bulb? Just one, but he is never around when you need him.
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has 38.75 % from 30 votes. More jokes about: cop, light bulb
Yo mama so bald, when she goes to bed, her head slips off the pillow.
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has 38.75 % from 30 votes. More jokes about: Yo mama
Girlfriend left but my heart is not broken... My heart is not made in China!
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has 38.75 % from 30 votes. More jokes about: racist
When Teddy Rosavelt said there is nothing to fear but fear itself he obiously hadn't met Chuck Norris.
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has 38.75 % from 30 votes. More jokes about: celebrity, Chuck Norris, political
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