Chuck Norris recently got himself an iPad. It turned into iDust when he tried to use it.
The only church which is disseminating light and warmth is the burning church.
Q: How are rape and an airplane similar? A: The ride gets more annoying when the kid starts screaming.
A guy walks into a drug store and asks for a packet of condoms. The pharmacist says, ‘That’ll be £5.00 with the tax.’ ‘Tacks?’, the guy exclaims. ‘I thought you rolled them on!’
what do you call a nigger woman having an abortion? A crime stopper!
The whole idea of Jesus dying to pay for our sins is bullshit. Jews don't pay for anything.
A murder has been committed. Police are called to an apartment and find a man standing, holding a 5-iron in his hands, looking at the lifeless body of a woman on the ground. The detective asks, "Sir, is that your wife?" "Yes." "Did you hit her with that golf club?" "Yes. Yes, I did," the man answers. He stifles a sob, drops the club and puts his hands on his head. "How many times did you hit her?" "I don't know. Five...six ...put me down for a five."
Q: Why does a squirrle swim on its back? A: To keep its nuts dry
Gays don't fart - their asses fetch a sigh.
Q: How many gays does it take to screw in a light bulb? A: None because they screw each other the dirty fucks.