Barcelona beats every team in the world, Chuck Norris can beat Barcelona... by himself.
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Chuck Norris recently got himself an iPad.
It turned into iDust when he tried to use it.
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Santa leaves out cookies for Chuck Norris.
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Q: How are rape and an airplane similar?
A: The ride gets more annoying when the kid starts screaming.
A guy walks into a drug store and asks for a packet of condoms.
The pharmacist says, ‘That’ll be £5.00 with the tax.’
‘Tacks?’, the guy exclaims.
‘I thought you rolled them on!’
what do you call a nigger woman having an abortion?
A crime stopper!
Chuck Norris can use a Shake Weight without looking gay.
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Darth Vader wears a Chuck Norris mask for Halloween.
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What did God say when he created the first nigger?
Opps, I put the pubes on his head.
Q: Why does a squirrle swim on its back?
A: To keep its nuts dry