Q: How do you start a black parade?
A: Roll a 40 down the street.
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The whole idea of Jesus dying to pay for our sins is bullshit.
Jews don't pay for anything.
Q: What do you call a bunch of black kids playing in a pile of leaves?
A: Rasin Brand.
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I pray for:
Wisdom, To understand a man.
Love, To forgive him and;
Patience, For his moods.
Because if I pray for Strength
I'll just beat him to death.
A wife wanted an expensive fur coat from the executive husband to celebrate their Silver wedding anniversary.
The miser overbearing rich husband rejected the expensive but affordable demand.
He said, "You grow the hair on your chest and I will give you fur coat to cover it."
The wife was out of control with anger.
She pulls up her skirt, drops and throws her panties and pushes her hairy pubic area forward.
She said, "There! I have the hair on my chest, now buy me that damn coat!"
"That’s not your chest, that is your pussy!" husband screamed back.
"Oh yes that is my chest all right" she yelled back. "While we were dating this was your chest of hope. We got married and on our honeymoon you used to tease me it was your chest of pleasure. Then I started bearing children and it became your chest of family, and damn it. If you don’t buy me that fur coat, it is going to be the community chest of public."
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Chuck Norris can blow a tornado away.
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Yo mama so stupid, she went to a garage sale to buy a garage
Your mama so old she still owes Jesus five bucks.
Chuck Norris was banned from the Olympics because his mere presence is considered a performance-enhancing substance.
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Q: Do you know why women over fifty don't have babies?
A: They would put them down somewhere and forget where they left them.