What did God say when he created the first nigger? Opps, I put the pubes on his head.
Q: How do you kill 1000 Jews at once? A: Throw a dollar off a cliff.
The original title for Alien vs. Predator was Alien and Predator vs Chuck Norris. The film was cancelled shortly after going into preproduction. No one would pay nine dollars to see a movie fourteen seconds long.
How do you steal a Mexicans home? Hook it up to your truck and drive off.
My doctor examined my testicles for me and found two small lumps. Luckily it turned out they were my testicles.
What do you say to a virgin? Thanks for nothing!
A woman got on a bus holding a baby. The bus driver looked at the child and blurted out, "That's the ugliest baby I've ever seen!" Infuriated, the woman slammed her fare into the fare box and took an aisle seat near the rear of the bus. The man seated next to her sensed that she was agitated and asked her what was wrong. "The bus driver insulted me," she fumed. The man sympathized and said, "Why, he shouldn't say things to insult passengers. He could be fired for that." "You're right," she said. "I think I'll go back up there and give him a piece of my mind!" "That's a good idea," the man said. "Here, let me hold your monkey."
Bigfoot thinks Chuck Norris is a myth
Yo mama is so fat that she puts mayonnaise on aspirin.
Q: What do you call a blonde doing a handstand? A: A brunette with bad breath.