Q: What do you call a black man on the internet?
A: The dark web.
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Q: How do you know a gay guy has farted?
A: He needs to change his pants afterward.
Q: How do you start a black parade?
A: Roll a 40 down the street.
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I pray for:
Wisdom, To understand a man.
Love, To forgive him and;
Patience, For his moods.
Because if I pray for Strength
I'll just beat him to death.
Q: Do you know why women over fifty don't have babies?
A: They would put them down somewhere and forget where they left them.
Superman is faster then a speeding bullet.
Chuck Norris just runs Superman down and keeps going.
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Yo momma so fat when I crawl in her pussy I can't find my way out.
A wife wanted an expensive fur coat from the executive husband to celebrate their Silver wedding anniversary.
The miser overbearing rich husband rejected the expensive but affordable demand.
He said, "You grow the hair on your chest and I will give you fur coat to cover it."
The wife was out of control with anger.
She pulls up her skirt, drops and throws her panties and pushes her hairy pubic area forward.
She said, "There! I have the hair on my chest, now buy me that damn coat!"
"That’s not your chest, that is your pussy!" husband screamed back.
"Oh yes that is my chest all right" she yelled back. "While we were dating this was your chest of hope. We got married and on our honeymoon you used to tease me it was your chest of pleasure. Then I started bearing children and it became your chest of family, and damn it. If you don’t buy me that fur coat, it is going to be the community chest of public."
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Chuck Norris can blow a tornado away.
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Chuck Norris was banned from the Olympics because his mere presence is considered a performance-enhancing substance.
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