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Q: Why is a laundromat a really bad place to pick up a woman? A: Because a woman who can't even afford a washing machine will never be able to support you.
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What is the hardest part of making shoe fly pie? Putting the shoes on the flies!
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Why is someone who borrows money but does not pay it all back like a football player? Because sometimes he gives you a quarter back and sometimes a half back.
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A local policeman had just finished his shift one cold November evening and was at home with his wife. "You just won't believe what happened this evening , in all my years on the force I've never seen anything like it." "Oh yes dear, what happened?" "I came across two guys down by the canal, one of them was drinking battery acid and the other was eating fireworks." "Drinking battery acid and eating fireworks!! What did you do with them?" "Oh that was easy, I charged one and let the other off."
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Q: Why do two skunks argue? A: Because they like to kick up a stink.
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What kind of rocks do young geologists play with? Marbles.
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Why did the Viking buy an old boat? Because he couldn't afjord a new one!
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How do men define a "50/50" relationship? We cook-they eat; we clean-they dirty; we iron-they wrinkle.
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Marathon runners with bad shoes suffer the agony of de feet. Squash
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Q: What's gray on the inside and clear on the outside? A: An elephant in a plastic bag.
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