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Me: How do I unsubscribe so I don't get your emails any more? Boss: What?
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Q: How do Asians name their babies? A: They throw a can down the stairs.
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has 38.46 % from 64 votes. More jokes about: asian, baby, black humor, morbid
Roses are red violets are blue, I have never tried So can I stick it up you?
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has 38.34 % from 55 votes. More jokes about: dirty, poems, relationship, sex
Q: Whats the difference between Amy Winehouse and Captain Morgan? A: Captain Morgan comes alive when you add coke!
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has 38.26 % from 62 votes. More jokes about: alcohol, celebrity, dirty, drug, music
‘He had ambitions at one time to become a sex maniac, but he failed his practical.’ Les Dawson
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has 38.26 % from 62 votes. More jokes about: sex
There are three 6th grade girls: a blonde, a brunette, and a redhead. Which one has the biggest tits? The blonde....she's 18.
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has 38.25 % from 46 votes. More jokes about: blonde, ginger, school
On a high school math test, Chuck Norris put down "Violence" as every one of the answers. He got an A+ on the test because Chuck Norris solves all his problems with Violence.
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has 38.25 % from 46 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, math
Chuck Norris can kill two stones with one bird.
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has 38.25 % from 37 votes. More jokes about: bird, Chuck Norris, death
So that there be less strife May your dreams be sweet And your ass does not tweet tonight.
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has 38.25 % from 37 votes. More jokes about: disgusting, poems, vulgar
Chuck Norris flew boats in the Vietnam War.
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