Women are just like fine wine.
I only like the white ones.
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Q: What did the baby say as I threw it in the blender?
A: I didn't catch it, I was too busy masturbating.
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An Arabic kid joined my football team.
All he did was blow the plays.
The original title for Alien vs. Predator was Alien and Predator vs Chuck Norris.
The film was cancelled shortly after going into preproduction.
No one would pay nine dollars to see a movie fourteen seconds long.
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Q: How do you make a cat go ‘woof’?
A: Soak it in petrol, and set it on fire.
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What's the difference between a dead baby and a table?
You can't fuck a table.
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Gays don't fart - their asses fetch a sigh.
Chuck Norris can kill two stones with one bird.
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What is the difference between a blonde and a pothole?
You swerve to miss a pothole!
The cops pulled Chuck Norris over for going 55 miles per hour on the freeway.
But since he wasn't in a car, they had to give him a ticket for jaywalking.
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