Chuck Norris once won a game of Space Invaders without shooting.
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Everyone knows the speed of light...
Chuck Norris knows the speed of darkness.
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Chuck Norris can break his opponents serve with an ace.
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Chuck Norris put corns in the Milky Way and eat them at his breakfast.
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Those who ignore history, are doomed by Chuck Norris.
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Chuck Norris can beat everyone.
Except for 1 person.
Chuck Norris.
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In the game "Clue", the murder is always committed by Chuck Norris, with a roundhouse kick, in any room he danged well pleases.
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Barack Obama was elected president of the USA because Chuck Norris said so.
He remind him of Trivette...
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Q: How do you get a black out of a tree?
A: Cut the rope.
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How do the fairy-tales of the whites and the blacks differ?
The stories of whites start: Once upon a time...
The stories of blacks start: Yo, man, you won't believe what a f**k has happened to me...
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