Yo mama's so fat, when I finished having sex with her and tried to roll off, I was still on her.
Yo momma’s so ugly, the last time she heard a whistle she got hit by a train.
Yo mama so stupid she stab her self with a shooting gun.
Q: What do you call a 900-pound woman with a yeast infection? A: A whopper with cheese.
An engineer, a manager and a programmer are driving down a steep mountain road. The brakes fail and the car careens down the road until it hits a tree. They all get out and discuss how to fix the car. The manager says, ‘To fix this problem we need to organise a committee and develop a mission statement.’ The engineer says, ‘That would take too long. I have my penknife here. I’ll take apart the brake system, isolate the problem, and correct it.’ The programmer says, ‘No, I think we should push the car back up the road and see if it happens again.’
Yo Momma's so ugly, she has to get her vibrator drunk!
I had a knock at my door earlier, it was a policeman… “Mr Cook?” “Yes,” I replied. “I’m afraid your dog has just been reported to have chased someone on a bike.” I said, “That’s bullshit – my dog doesn’t have a bike!”
Yo momma so fat and stupid, her waist size is larger than her IQ!
What do you call a lesbian dinosaur A lickalotopis
Yo mama's so poor when she heard about the last supper, she thought she ran out of food stamps.