Best jokes ever

"Have you heard my knock-knock joke?" asked the blonde. "No," said the brunette. "Okay," said the blonde, "you start."

Q: Why do black people lean to the center of their car? A: They think the smell is coming from the outside.

What's the difference between a dead baby and a table? You can't fuck a table.

Q: How Many White People Does it Take To Screw In a Lightbulb? A: None, they get a nigger to do it.

I tried some of that aphrodisiac rhino horn and it really worked. I’m really beginning to fancy those rhinos now.

Chuck Norris put humpty dumpty back together again, only to roundhouse kick him in the face. Later Chuck dined on scrambled eggs with all the king's horses and all the king's men. The king himself could not attend for unspecified reasons. Coincidentally, the autopsoy revealed the cause of death to be a roundhouse kick to the face. There is only one King.

Q: Who were the first two black women? A: Aunt Jemima and Mother Fucker!

What do you do if a blonde throws a hand grenade at you? Pull out the pin and throw it back.

A guy sits down at the bar and orders drink after drink rapidly. “Is everything okay, pal?”, the bartender asks. “My wife and I got into a fight and she said she isn’t talking to me for a month!”. Trying to put a positive spin on things, the bartender says, “Well, maybe that’s kind of a good thing. You know, a little peace and quiet?” “Yeah. But today is the last day”.

There are three blondes on an island. A genie says they can only have one wish t get themselfs off. The first says" I wish I was smart" so she turns into a red head and swims off the island. The second says " I wish I was smarter than her" so she turns into a brunette and swims away. The third one says " I wish I was smarter than both of them" so she turns into a man and walks on the bridge.