I had an idea once, and a light bulb appeared over my head.
Chuck Norris had an idea, and the sun was created.
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If you poke Chuck Norris on facebook he will kick you.
On facebook!
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Everyone knows the speed of light...
Chuck Norris knows the speed of darkness.
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Chuck Norris can break his opponents serve with an ace.
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Chuck Norris put corns in the Milky Way and eat them at his breakfast.
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Those who ignore history, are doomed by Chuck Norris.
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Chuck Norris can beat everyone.
Except for 1 person.
Chuck Norris.
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In the game "Clue", the murder is always committed by Chuck Norris, with a roundhouse kick, in any room he danged well pleases.
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The world ends on December 21st, 2012.
Only because that's when Chuck Norris masters the Falco Punch.
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Chuck Norris can blow the answers away from the wind.
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