I had an idea once, and a light bulb appeared over my head. Chuck Norris had an idea, and the sun was created.
If you poke Chuck Norris on facebook he will kick you. On facebook!
Everyone knows the speed of light... Chuck Norris knows the speed of darkness.
Chuck Norris can break his opponents serve with an ace.
Chuck Norris put corns in the Milky Way and eat them at his breakfast.
Those who ignore history, are doomed by Chuck Norris.
Chuck Norris can beat everyone. Except for 1 person. Chuck Norris.
In the game "Clue", the murder is always committed by Chuck Norris, with a roundhouse kick, in any room he danged well pleases.
The world ends on December 21st, 2012. Only because that's when Chuck Norris masters the Falco Punch.
Chuck Norris can blow the answers away from the wind.