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In 1986 the U.S.S.R. attempted to clone Chuck Norris. The scientists failure was covered up and we now know their attempt as the Chernobyl disaster.
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has 38.22 % from 26 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, science, time
I had an idea once, and a light bulb appeared over my head. Chuck Norris had an idea, and the sun was created.
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If you poke Chuck Norris on facebook he will kick you. On facebook!
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Everyone knows the speed of light... Chuck Norris knows the speed of darkness.
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has 38.22 % from 26 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, travel
Chuck Norris can break his opponents serve with an ace.
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Chuck Norris put corns in the Milky Way and eat them at his breakfast.
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has 38.22 % from 26 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, food
Chuck Norris can beat everyone. Except for 1 person. Chuck Norris.
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has 38.22 % from 26 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris
In the game "Clue", the murder is always committed by Chuck Norris, with a roundhouse kick, in any room he danged well pleases.
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has 38.22 % from 26 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, death, game
The world ends on December 21st, 2012. Only because that's when Chuck Norris masters the Falco Punch.
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Chuck Norris can blow the answers away from the wind.
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