Chuck Norris knows the last digit of pi.
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Scientists don't bother to calculate how many years old the planet earth is, they just say it's one Chuck old.
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Chuck Norris hit a home run in a football game.
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Q: How do you start a black parade?
A: Roll a 40 down the street.
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Yo mama so fat, when a Mexican saw her near the border they said,"this must be Trump wall".
How to tell who is Jewish in your class, drop a penny and see who gets their first.
Q: How Many White People Does it Take To Screw In a Lightbulb?
A: None, they get a nigger to do it.
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A man is driving his five year old to a friend’s house when another car races in front and cuts them off, nearly causing an accident.
"Douchebag!" the father yells.
A moment later he realizes the indiscretion, pulls over, and turns to face his son.
"Your father just said a bad word," he says.
"I was angry at that driver, but that was no excuse for what I said. It was wrong. But just because I said it, it doesn’t make it right, and I don’t ever want to hear you saying it. Is that clear?"
His son looks at him and says: "Too late, douchebag."
Q: What do you call a black man on the internet?
A: The dark web.
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‘He had ambitions at one time to become a sex maniac, but he failed his practical.’
Les Dawson