Gays don't fart - their asses fetch a sigh.
Chuck Norris can kill two stones with one bird.
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The cops pulled Chuck Norris over for going 55 miles per hour on the freeway.
But since he wasn't in a car, they had to give him a ticket for jaywalking.
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What is the difference between a blonde and a pothole?
You swerve to miss a pothole!
Chuck Norris once joined the Army.
That's how the motto, "An Army of One" was created.
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So this blonde woman walks into a shop and asks the owner
"Have you got a phone I can borrow as I have a bit of money and I want to call my mom."
The owner says "yes" and takes her to the back of the room as he realized she was a blonde so he wanted a blowjob.
So they go in the back of the room and the guy took his pants off and took out his penis.
So the woman gave him the money and she put her mouth on his penis and shouted: "HEY MOM ARE YOU IN THERE!"
Yo mama is so fat that she puts mayonnaise on aspirin.
A programmer went to the store to buy milk.
His partner said, "While you're there, buy eggs."
The programmer never returned.
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Only nowadays there appeared a possibility to realize yourselfe: sell your liver, kidneis, skeleton...
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Chuck Norris Killed Medusa with a round house Kick.
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