Gays don't fart - their asses fetch a sigh.
The cops pulled Chuck Norris over for going 55 miles per hour on the freeway.
But since he wasn't in a car, they had to give him a ticket for jaywalking.
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Chuck Norris can kill two stones with one bird.
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What is the difference between a blonde and a pothole?
You swerve to miss a pothole!
Chuck Norris once joined the Army.
That's how the motto, "An Army of One" was created.
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So this blonde woman walks into a shop and asks the owner
"Have you got a phone I can borrow as I have a bit of money and I want to call my mom."
The owner says "yes" and takes her to the back of the room as he realized she was a blonde so he wanted a blowjob.
So they go in the back of the room and the guy took his pants off and took out his penis.
So the woman gave him the money and she put her mouth on his penis and shouted: "HEY MOM ARE YOU IN THERE!"
Yo mama is so fat that she puts mayonnaise on aspirin.
Q: How do you fix a broken website?
A: With stick e-tape.
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Randy Johnson can throw a fastball 101mph.
Chuck Norris can throw Randy Johnson 101mph.
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Chuck Norris is the only one who has a silver goldfish.
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