Chuck Norris once won a game of Space Invaders without shooting.
Everyone knows the speed of light... Chuck Norris knows the speed of darkness.
Chuck Norris can break his opponents serve with an ace.
Chuck Norris put corns in the Milky Way and eat them at his breakfast.
Those who ignore history, are doomed by Chuck Norris.
Chuck Norris can beat everyone. Except for 1 person. Chuck Norris.
In the game "Clue", the murder is always committed by Chuck Norris, with a roundhouse kick, in any room he danged well pleases.
Barack Obama was elected president of the USA because Chuck Norris said so. He remind him of Trivette...
Q: How do you get a black out of a tree? A: Cut the rope.
How do the fairy-tales of the whites and the blacks differ? The stories of whites start: Once upon a time... The stories of blacks start: Yo, man, you won't believe what a f**k has happened to me...