The true reason why the Nazi's lost the war was because they stopped trying after they found out Chuck Norris had a summer home in Russia.
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Chuck Norris and Hitler were sitting in a cafe.
Chuck said, "I don't like the juice."
Hitler heard him wrong.
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The real reason Hitler killed himself is because he found out that Chuck Norris is Jewish.
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When Chuck Norris asks you to stop mid-sentence, you.
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One of Hitler's assistants says to him one day, "Sir, we're mining too many useless ores."
Hitler replies, "Well, mine less."
A grammar nazi then bursts through the door and shouts, "Mine FEWER!"
Hitler looks up and asks, "Yes?"
Q: If you are stranded on a desert island with Adolph Hitler, Atilla the Hun, and a lawyer, and you have a gun with only two bullets, what do you do?
A: Shoot the lawyer twice.
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Chuck Norris only works out once a year... that's about all the gym equipment can take.
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Do you know why the Earth's spinning ?
Because Chuck Norris is running on it.
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Q: What was Hitler's favorite drink?
A: Concentrated jews.
Hitler is daddy!
Hump me!
Fuck me!
Daddy better gas them Jews.
My gas chambers love the smoke.
G-g-gas the Jews.
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Who's the most famous Jewish cook in history?
Hitler.
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