The true reason why the Nazi's lost the war was because they stopped trying after they found out Chuck Norris had a summer home in Russia.
Chuck Norris and Hitler were sitting in a cafe. Chuck said, "I don't like the juice." Hitler heard him wrong.
The real reason Hitler killed himself is because he found out that Chuck Norris is Jewish.
Why did Hitler commit suicide? He got the gas bill.
Q: Why did Hitler kill himself? A: He saw his gas bill.
Chuck Norris solved Unsolved Mysteries.
Cats are allergic to Chuck Norris.
In India, cows wait until Chuck Norris crosses the street.
Hitler is daddy! Hump me! Fuck me! Daddy better gas them Jews. My gas chambers love the smoke. G-g-gas the Jews.
If Charlie Sheen is winning, it's only because Chuck Norris isn't playing.
Chuck Norris was born Sept. 1 1945. World War 2 ended Sept. 2 1945. What a coincidence.