The true reason why the Nazi's lost the war was because they stopped trying after they found out Chuck Norris had a summer home in Russia.
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The real reason Hitler killed himself is because he found out that Chuck Norris is Jewish.
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Chuck Norris and Hitler were sitting in a cafe.
Chuck said, "I don't like the juice."
Hitler heard him wrong.
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Q: If you are stranded on a desert island with Adolph Hitler, Atilla the Hun, and a lawyer, and you have a gun with only two bullets, what do you do?
A: Shoot the lawyer twice.
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Q: Why do German shower heads have 11 holes?
A: Jews have 10 fingers.
If you Google search "Chuck Norris getting his ass kicked" you will generate zero results.
It just doesn't happen.
Q: If Hitler would have been a feminist what political system would he have come up with?
A: A dickhatership!
Anyone want to try the ALS gas bucket challenge HMU.
One of Hitler's assistants says to him one day, "Sir, we're mining too many useless ores."
Hitler replies, "Well, mine less."
A grammar nazi then bursts through the door and shouts, "Mine FEWER!"
Hitler looks up and asks, "Yes?"
Always be yourself, unless you can be Chuck Norris, then always be Chuck Norris.
Q: What was the one thing Hitler did well?
A: Kill himself.