The true reason why the Nazi's lost the war was because they stopped trying after they found out Chuck Norris had a summer home in Russia.
The real reason Hitler killed himself is because he found out that Chuck Norris is Jewish.
Chuck Norris and Hitler were sitting in a cafe. Chuck said, "I don't like the juice." Hitler heard him wrong.
The war with Japan would have ended sooner, but the allies decided that dropping Chuck Norris on Hiroshima would be a crime against humanity.
Chuck Norris has a diary. It's called the Guinness Book of World Records.
Knock knock? Who's there? Hitler! Hitler who? You Know, the man who kills jews.
When Chuck Norris was kidnapped by aliens he did experiments on them.
Hitler calls a meeting of his best soldiers and commanders and tells them "Alright I want to order the assassination of one thousand jews and four hedgehogs." Then one of his generals stands and says "But... Mein furhur why four hedgehogs?" Hitler then smiles and says "See? No one gives a f*ck about the jews."
Chuck Norris once drank a Red Bull and the can grew wings.
Why is Hitler never invited to BBQ's? He always burns the franks.
Scientists don't bother to calculate how many years old the planet earth is, they just say it's one Chuck old.