The true reason why the Nazi's lost the war was because they stopped trying after they found out Chuck Norris had a summer home in Russia.
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Chuck Norris and Hitler were sitting in a cafe.
Chuck said, "I don't like the juice."
Hitler heard him wrong.
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The real reason Hitler killed himself is because he found out that Chuck Norris is Jewish.
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Hitler calls a meeting of his best soldiers and commanders and tells them "Alright I want to order the assassination of one thousand jews and four hedgehogs."
Then one of his generals stands and says "But... Mein furhur why four hedgehogs?"
Hitler then smiles and says "See? No one gives a f*ck about the jews."
Hitler got a heart attack when he saw the gas bill.
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What did the Boston Marathon bombers do that Hitler couldn't?
Ended a race.
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I find it interesting that if you rearrange the letters in the word "Mother-in-law" you get the words "Woman Hitler".
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2012 is the predicted date for the end of the world.
The only rational explanation is Chuck Norris.
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Chuck did enter the Dragon.
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Chuck Norris never felt fear, and he never will.
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Q: Why did hitter kill himself?
A: Because he could not pay the gas bill.
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