The true reason why the Nazi's lost the war was because they stopped trying after they found out Chuck Norris had a summer home in Russia.
The real reason Hitler killed himself is because he found out that Chuck Norris is Jewish.
Chuck Norris and Hitler were sitting in a cafe. Chuck said, "I don't like the juice." Hitler heard him wrong.
Chuck Norris is the only man who can put M&M's in alphabetical order.
Chuck Norris would have attacked the Death Star with the Shield Generator still up.
What every sports player should say after winning? "First of all, I would like to thank Chuck Norris for not competing."
Chuck Norris once ate three 72 oz. steaks in one hour. He spent the first 45 minutes having sex with his waitress.
Why did Hitler commit suicide? He got the gas bill.
Chuck Norris walked into a bar. "OUCH!" said the bar.
I just watched a documentary about Adolf Hitler. He sure was a popular guy. Everywhere he went, people shouted "Hi Hitler" and gave him a little wave.
Hitler wasn't such a bad guy. After all, he did kill Hitler.