The true reason why the Nazi's lost the war was because they stopped trying after they found out Chuck Norris had a summer home in Russia.
The real reason Hitler killed himself is because he found out that Chuck Norris is Jewish.
Chuck Norris and Hitler were sitting in a cafe. Chuck said, "I don't like the juice." Hitler heard him wrong.
Bob the Builder asks if we can fix it, Chuck Norris already did.
I kind a feel sorry for Hitler. Looking back at some old photos of him, his friends always left him hanging when he went for a high-five.
Chuck Norris once saw a video that takes 24 hours to watch... He saw it 3 times a day.
Why is Hitler never invited to BBQ's? He always burns the franks.
When Chuck Norris looks in the mirror, he gets jealous.
When observing a Chuck Norris roundhouse kick in slow motion one finds that Chuck Norris actually rapes his victim in the ass, smokes a cigarette with Dennis Leary, and then roundhouse kicks them in the face.
Whats the difference between usain bolt and hitler? Usain bolt can finish a race...
Hitler got a heart attack when he saw the gas bill.