The true reason why the Nazi's lost the war was because they stopped trying after they found out Chuck Norris had a summer home in Russia.
Chuck Norris and Hitler were sitting in a cafe. Chuck said, "I don't like the juice." Hitler heard him wrong.
The real reason Hitler killed himself is because he found out that Chuck Norris is Jewish.
Whats the difference between usain bolt and hitler? Usain bolt can finish a race...
Hitler got a heart attack when he saw the gas bill.
Q: Why do German shower heads have 11 holes? A: Jews have 10 fingers.
Hitler calls a meeting of his best soldiers and commanders and tells them "Alright I want to order the assassination of one thousand jews and four hedgehogs." Then one of his generals stands and says "But... Mein furhur why four hedgehogs?" Hitler then smiles and says "See? No one gives a f*ck about the jews."
The last time Chuck Norris was hungry, all the dinosaurs suddenly got extinct...
Chuck Norris can go Platinum on a Blank CD.
Chuck Norris lost his virginity before his dad did.