The true reason why the Nazi's lost the war was because they stopped trying after they found out Chuck Norris had a summer home in Russia.
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Chuck Norris and Hitler were sitting in a cafe.
Chuck said, "I don't like the juice."
Hitler heard him wrong.
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The real reason Hitler killed himself is because he found out that Chuck Norris is Jewish.
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Q: If Hitler would have been a feminist what political system would he have come up with?
A: A dickhatership!
One of Hitler's assistants says to him one day, "Sir, we're mining too many useless ores."
Hitler replies, "Well, mine less."
A grammar nazi then bursts through the door and shouts, "Mine FEWER!"
Hitler looks up and asks, "Yes?"
James Cameron wanted Chuck Norris to play the Terminator.
However, upon reflection, he realized that would have turned his movie into a documentary, so he went with Arnold Schwarzenegger.
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Q: Why did hitter kill himself?
A: Because he could not pay the gas bill.
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Hitler: I asked for a glass of juice, not gas the Jews!
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Why is Hitler never invited to BBQ's?
He always burns the franks.
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Chuck Norris looked Medusa straight in the eyes, and laughed.
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