Q: What did Hitler get for his birthday? A: An easy bake oven and a GI-Jew.
What is the difference between a blonde and a toilet? After you use a toilet it doesn't follow you around for three days.
What would a computer geek is going to do after seeing a beautiful woman? "Immediately start downloading it."
What do you tell a woman with two black eyes? Nothing, you already told her twice.
The whole idea of Jesus dying to pay for our sins is bullshit. Jews don't pay for anything.
Chuck Norris does not eat. Food understands that the only safe haven from Chuck Norris' fists is inside his own body.
Chuck Norris can follow you into a revolving door and come out ahead of you.
Somebody told me the best way to meet women is to do something you enjoy right away, you have something in common. So, I've spent the past year smoking dope and watching television.
One man said he got his butt whooped by Chuck Norris twice but he lied, because everyone knows you couldn't survive it once.
Chuck Norris makes his own Girl Scout cookies using real Girl Scouts.