What is the difference between a blonde and a toilet?
After you use a toilet it doesn't follow you around for three days.
So that there be less strife
May your dreams be sweet
And your ass does not tweet tonight.
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Yo mamas so fat that she fought a war with her own farts.
‘Is your baby a boy or a girl?’
‘Of course.
What else could it be?’
Yo momma’s so ugly, the Elephant Man would have paid to see her.
Q: What was the last thing her husband said to her?
A: I'll feed the dog, you feed the fish.
Chuck Norris reached level 51 on Oblivion.
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Chuck Norris can have his cake and eat yours too.
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What do you tell a woman with two black eyes?
Nothing, you already told her twice.