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Q: What did Hitler get for his birthday? A: An easy bake oven and a GI-Jew.
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has 37.97 % from 35 votes. More jokes about: black humor
What is the difference between a blonde and a toilet? After you use a toilet it doesn't follow you around for three days.
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has 37.97 % from 35 votes. More jokes about: blonde
What would a computer geek is going to do after seeing a beautiful woman? "Immediately start downloading it."
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has 37.97 % from 35 votes. More jokes about: beauty, geek, IT, women
What do you tell a woman with two black eyes? Nothing, you already told her twice.
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has 37.95 % from 105 votes. More jokes about: dirty, women
The whole idea of Jesus dying to pay for our sins is bullshit. Jews don't pay for anything.
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has 37.93 % from 185 votes. More jokes about: christian, death, jewish, mean
Chuck Norris does not eat. Food understands that the only safe haven from Chuck Norris' fists is inside his own body.
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has 37.93 % from 86 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, food
Chuck Norris can follow you into a revolving door and come out ahead of you.
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has 37.92 % from 24 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris
Somebody told me the best way to meet women is to do something you enjoy right away, you have something in common. So, I've spent the past year smoking dope and watching television.
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has 37.92 % from 24 votes. More jokes about: marriage, women
One man said he got his butt whooped by Chuck Norris twice but he lied, because everyone knows you couldn't survive it once.
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has 37.92 % from 24 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris
Chuck Norris makes his own Girl Scout cookies using real Girl Scouts.
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has 37.92 % from 24 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris
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