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Black magic... It doesn't work.
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has 38.00 % from 44 votes. More jokes about: racist, work
What is the difference between a blonde and a toilet? After you use a toilet it doesn't follow you around for three days.
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has 37.97 % from 35 votes. More jokes about: blonde
So that there be less strife May your dreams be sweet And your ass does not tweet tonight.
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has 37.97 % from 35 votes. More jokes about: disgusting, poems, vulgar
Yo mamas so fat that she fought a war with her own farts.
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has 37.97 % from 35 votes. More jokes about: fart, fat, war, Yo mama
‘Is your baby a boy or a girl?’ ‘Of course. What else could it be?’
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has 37.97 % from 35 votes. More jokes about: kids
Yo momma’s so ugly, the Elephant Man would have paid to see her.
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has 37.97 % from 35 votes. More jokes about: Yo mama
Q: What was the last thing her husband said to her? A: I'll feed the dog, you feed the fish.
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has 37.97 % from 35 votes. More jokes about: animal, black humor, dog, fish, husband
Chuck Norris reached level 51 on Oblivion.
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has 37.97 % from 35 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, game
Chuck Norris can have his cake and eat yours too.
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has 37.97 % from 35 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, food
What do you tell a woman with two black eyes? Nothing, you already told her twice.
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has 37.95 % from 105 votes. More jokes about: dirty, women
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