Your mama's so stupid when she saw a bus with lots of white kids in it she said stop that Twinkie.
Yo mama is so fat that she puts mayonnaise on aspirin.
What do you call of 6 year old with no friends?
A Sandy Hook survivor.
When Chuck Norris pokes you on Facebook, you die.
What's got four wheels, smokes and squeals?
A bus load of babies on fire.
They were married, but since the argument they had a few days earlier, they hadn't been talking to each other.
Instead, they were giving each other written notes.
One evening he gave her a paper where it said:
"Wake me up tomorrow morning at 6 am."
The next morning he woke up and saw that it was 9 o'clock.
Naturally he got very angry, but as he turned around he found a note on his pillow saying:
"Wake up, it's 6 o'clock!"
Yo momma’s so ugly, she has to get her vibrator drunk first.
What's black and white, black and white, and black and white?
(A panda bear rolling down a hill!)
Yo momma’s so fat, she’s on both sides of the family.
Yo mama is so ugly that when I showed a picture of my ass they said they are twins!