"Yo momma so fat she fell in love and broke it!"
The Boyfriend says to his blonde girlfriend, "Look!
A dead bird!" and the blonde looks up in the sky and says "Where?"
Yo momma so slutty when she got a new mini skirt, everyone commented on her nice belt.
They were married, but since the argument they had a few days earlier, they hadn't been talking to each other.
Instead, they were giving each other written notes.
One evening he gave her a paper where it said:
"Wake me up tomorrow morning at 6 am."
The next morning he woke up and saw that it was 9 o'clock.
Naturally he got very angry, but as he turned around he found a note on his pillow saying:
"Wake up, it's 6 o'clock!"
Your Momma is like Burger King "Have it Your Way".
Q. Why did the man cross the road?
A. He heard the chicken was a slut.
Chuck Norris is the only man to ever defeat a brick wall in a game of tennis.
Vote:
Yo mama is so ugly that when I showed a picture of my ass they said they are twins!
Where does a boat go when it is sick?
The dock.
Yo momma’s so fat, she’s on both sides of the family.