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"Yo momma so fat she fell in love and broke it!"
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has 38.22 % from 26 votes. More jokes about: fat, insulting, Yo mama
The Boyfriend says to his blonde girlfriend, "Look! A dead bird!" and the blonde looks up in the sky and says "Where?"
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has 38.22 % from 26 votes. More jokes about: bird, blonde, death
Yo momma so slutty when she got a new mini skirt, everyone commented on her nice belt.
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has 38.22 % from 26 votes. More jokes about: insulting, Yo mama
They were married, but since the argument they had a few days earlier, they hadn't been talking to each other. Instead, they were giving each other written notes. One evening he gave her a paper where it said: "Wake me up tomorrow morning at 6 am." The next morning he woke up and saw that it was 9 o'clock. Naturally he got very angry, but as he turned around he found a note on his pillow saying: "Wake up, it's 6 o'clock!"
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has 38.22 % from 26 votes. More jokes about: marriage, time
Your Momma is like Burger King "Have it Your Way".
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has 38.22 % from 26 votes. More jokes about: food, Yo mama
Q. Why did the man cross the road? A. He heard the chicken was a slut.
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has 38.22 % from 26 votes. More jokes about: animal, men
Chuck Norris is the only man to ever defeat a brick wall in a game of tennis.
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has 38.22 % from 26 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, sport
Yo mama is so ugly that when I showed a picture of my ass they said they are twins!
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has 38.22 % from 26 votes. More jokes about: insulting, ugly, Yo mama
Where does a boat go when it is sick? The dock.
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has 38.22 % from 26 votes. More jokes about: kids
Yo momma’s so fat, she’s on both sides of the family.
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has 38.22 % from 26 votes. More jokes about: Yo mama
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