Yo mammas just like a video game...
Rated E for everyone.
Q: How many gays does it take to screw in a light bulb?
A: None because they screw each other the dirty fucks.
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Your moms pussy is so hairy when your brother was born he died of rug burn.
What do you call Black people running down a hill?
Jail break.
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What is a teacher's favorite kind of music?
Class-ical.
I phoned the local gym and I asked if they could teach me how to do the splits.
He said, "How flexible are you?"
I said, "I can't make Tuesdays or Thursdays."
A retired man who volunteers to entertain patients in nursing homes and hospitals went to one local hospital in Brooklyn and took his portable keyboard along.
He told some jokes and sang some funny songs at patients' bedsides.
When he finished he said, in farewell, "I hope you get better."
One elderly gentleman replied, "I hope you get better, too."
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What do you do if your best friend runs off with your husband?
Miss her.
Pity her.
Chuck Norris once bowled a 300...
Without a ball...
He wasn't even in a bowling ally.
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Elvis Presley, Richard Petty, Budweiser, and Michael Jackson all call Chuck Norris "The King".
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