Chuck Norris doesn't have a beard on his face. Chuck Norris' beard has a face.
Chuck Norris once won a game of Space Invaders without shooting.
In 1986 the U.S.S.R. attempted to clone Chuck Norris. The scientists failure was covered up and we now know their attempt as the Chernobyl disaster.
I had an idea once, and a light bulb appeared over my head. Chuck Norris had an idea, and the sun was created.
If you poke Chuck Norris on facebook he will kick you. On facebook!
Everyone knows the speed of light... Chuck Norris knows the speed of darkness.
Chuck Norris can break his opponents serve with an ace.
Those who ignore history, are doomed by Chuck Norris.
Chuck Norris can beat everyone. Except for 1 person. Chuck Norris.
The world ends on December 21st, 2012. Only because that's when Chuck Norris masters the Falco Punch.