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Five men and one woman wash up on a desert island after a shipwreck. Before long they are all getting pretty horny so they all make a deal. Each man will marry the woman for one week at a time, at which point the next man in line will marry her and so on. All the men get sex every five weeks and the woman gets sex as often as she wants with a different man each week. The situation works wonderfully for five years. When the woman suddenly dies... The first week after wasn't too bad. The second week was geting sort of bad. The third week was getting pretty bad. The fourth week was really bad. The fifth week was horrible! By the sixth week it was unbearable... so they buried her.
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has 38.00 % from 44 votes. More jokes about: desert island, disgusting, marriage, time, women
Black magic... It doesn't work.
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has 38.00 % from 44 votes. More jokes about: racist, work
What is the difference between a blonde and a toilet? After you use a toilet it doesn't follow you around for three days.
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has 37.97 % from 35 votes. More jokes about: blonde
So that there be less strife May your dreams be sweet And your ass does not tweet tonight.
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has 37.97 % from 35 votes. More jokes about: disgusting, poems, vulgar
‘Is your baby a boy or a girl?’ ‘Of course. What else could it be?’
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has 37.97 % from 35 votes. More jokes about: kids
Yo momma’s so ugly, the Elephant Man would have paid to see her.
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has 37.97 % from 35 votes. More jokes about: Yo mama
Yo mamas so fat that she fought a war with her own farts.
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has 37.97 % from 35 votes. More jokes about: fart, fat, war, Yo mama
Q: What was the last thing her husband said to her? A: I'll feed the dog, you feed the fish.
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has 37.97 % from 35 votes. More jokes about: animal, black humor, dog, fish, husband
Chuck Norris reached level 51 on Oblivion.
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has 37.97 % from 35 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, game
Chuck Norris can have his cake and eat yours too.
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has 37.97 % from 35 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, food
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