Only nowadays there appeared a possibility to realize yourselfe: sell your liver, kidneis, skeleton...
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Chuck Norris Killed Medusa with a round house Kick.
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Chuck Norris is allowed to draw pictures of Mohammad.
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The housing market crashed because Chuck thought he was paying too much property tax.
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Charlie Sheen can achieve recovery by taking a drug called Chuck Norris.
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Q: How do you fix a broken website?
A: With stick e-tape.
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Chuck Norris is the only one who has a silver goldfish.
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Randy Johnson can throw a fastball 101mph.
Chuck Norris can throw Randy Johnson 101mph.
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Yo Momma's a bowling ball.
She is round and heavy, men stick three fingers into her and push her in the gutter.
Then she comes rolling back for more.
They once made a "Chuck Norris" brand toilet paper, but it wouldn't take shit from anybody.
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