Chuck Norris' tears would save lives, if he'd cry.
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Chuck Norris doesn't pay the government, the government pays him.
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Chuck Norris went to the sun and spent two nights.
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Chuck Norris can play volleyball with a bowlingball.
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Chuck Norris doesn't play computer games,the computer plays Chuck Norris games.
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Why did the blonde have a sore belly button?
Because there are blonde men too!
A honeymoon couple go into a hotel and ask for a suite.
‘Bridal?’ asks the desk clerk.
‘No thanks,’ replies the bride, ‘I’ll just hang onto his shoulders.’
I have a scary joke about math but im 2² to say it.
Chuck Norris' personal airplane is called Air Force Chuck.
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Two cannibals are eating an atheist, and one says to the other, "Can you believe the way this guy tastes?"