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Chuck Norris' tears would save lives, if he'd cry.
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has 37.61 % from 22 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris
Chuck Norris doesn't pay the government, the government pays him.
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Chuck Norris went to the sun and spent two nights.
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Chuck Norris can play volleyball with a bowlingball.
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Chuck Norris doesn't play computer games,the computer plays Chuck Norris games.
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has 37.61 % from 22 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, computer, game
Why did the blonde have a sore belly button? Because there are blonde men too!
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has 37.60 % from 56 votes. More jokes about: blonde, men, women
A honeymoon couple go into a hotel and ask for a suite. ‘Bridal?’ asks the desk clerk. ‘No thanks,’ replies the bride, ‘I’ll just hang onto his shoulders.’
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has 37.60 % from 56 votes. More jokes about: sex
I have a scary joke about math but im 2² to say it.
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has 37.50 % from 75 votes. More jokes about: math
Chuck Norris' personal airplane is called Air Force Chuck.
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has 37.45 % from 40 votes. More jokes about: air force, airplane, Chuck Norris
Two cannibals are eating an atheist, and one says to the other, "Can you believe the way this guy tastes?"
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has 37.45 % from 40 votes. More jokes about: atheist, food
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