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Chuck Norris once joined the Army. That's how the motto, "An Army of One" was created.
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So this blonde woman walks into a shop and asks the owner "Have you got a phone I can borrow as I have a bit of money and I want to call my mom." The owner says "yes" and takes her to the back of the room as he realized she was a blonde so he wanted a blowjob. So they go in the back of the room and the guy took his pants off and took out his penis. So the woman gave him the money and she put her mouth on his penis and shouted: "HEY MOM ARE YOU IN THERE!"
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has 38.50 % from 39 votes. More jokes about: blonde, money, phone, sex, stupid
Yo mama is so fat that she puts mayonnaise on aspirin.
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Q: How do you fix a broken website? A: With stick e-tape.
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has 38.49 % from 28 votes. More jokes about: internet, IT, technology
Randy Johnson can throw a fastball 101mph. Chuck Norris can throw Randy Johnson 101mph.
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Only nowadays there appeared a possibility to realize yourselfe: sell your liver, kidneis, skeleton...
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has 38.49 % from 28 votes. More jokes about: black humor
Chuck Norris Killed Medusa with a round house Kick.
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Chuck Norris is allowed to draw pictures of Mohammad.
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The housing market crashed because Chuck thought he was paying too much property tax.
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Charlie Sheen can achieve recovery by taking a drug called Chuck Norris.
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