Those who ignore history, are doomed by Chuck Norris.
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Chuck Norris can beat everyone.
Except for 1 person.
Chuck Norris.
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In the game "Clue", the murder is always committed by Chuck Norris, with a roundhouse kick, in any room he danged well pleases.
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Barack Obama was elected president of the USA because Chuck Norris said so.
He remind him of Trivette...
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Chuck Norris never needs help, help needs Chuck Norris.
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Chuck Norris' muscles are so developed that he's had intellectual conversations with them.
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Chuck Norris doesn't have a beard on his face.
Chuck Norris' beard has a face.
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Chuck Norris makes his own Girl Scout cookies using real Girl Scouts.
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Chuck Norris once won a game of Space Invaders without shooting.
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Chuck Norris asked his script writer for more dialogue and the script writer said "Chuck you mean more grunting?"
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