How to tell who is Jewish in your class, drop a penny and see who gets their first.
‘He had ambitions at one time to become a sex maniac, but he failed his practical.’
Les Dawson
What would a computer geek is going to do after seeing a beautiful woman?
"Immediately start downloading it."
One day a man and a giraffe go to a pub they have a couple of drinks then on their way out the giraffe falls over and blocks the door the bar.
Man says "you can leave that lion here."
The man said "it's not a lion its a giraffe you idiot."
Chuck Norris flew boats in the Vietnam War.
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What do computers do when they get hungry?
They eat chips!
Yo momma’s so fat, she’s on both sides of the family.
What’s it called when a woman is paralysed from the waist down?
Marriage.
There is no theory of evolution.
Just a list of creatures Chuck Norris has allowed to live.
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Chuck Norris is the only man to ever defeat a brick wall in a game of tennis.
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