A blonde, a brunette and a redhead wake up on an island with a gun. Only three bullets were in the barrel. "I'm going hunting," said the redhead, and she ran into the vegetation. She came back with a rabbit. "How did you get that?" the other two asked. "I followed the tracks, shot it and brought it back. The brunette, thinking that she could do better, went out and came back with a deer. "How did you get that?" the other two asked. "I followed the tracks, shot it and brought it back. "I could do better than either of you" said the blonde and ran into the forest and came back with bruises and scrapes. "What happened?" they asked. "I followed the tracks and got hit by a train."
Men are like.....Commercials. You can't believe a word they say
Yo Mama's so Web 2.0, she makes you call her Mothr!
You have the right to remain silent. Anything you say will be misquoted, then used against you.
Q: Did you hear Lorena Bobbitt was almost killed in a traffic accident? A: Some dick cut her off.
How can you tell when a man is well hung? When you can just barely slip your finger between his neck and the noose.
What is the thinnest book in the world? "What men know about women."
Fed up with your computer winning at chess? Try it at kick-boxing instead!
What do you call a blonde with a brain? A golden retriever.
What fur do we get from a tiger? As fur as possible!