Chuck Norris had to write a story on bravery he got a A+ for writting his name.
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Chuck Norris hit a home run in a football game.
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Three guys, stranded on a desert island, find a magic lantern containing a genie, who grants them each one wish.
The first guy wishes he was off the island and back home.
The second guy wishes the same.
The third guy says "I’m lonely. I wish my friends were back here."
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What does a nigger do after sex?
25 years to life.
A man is driving his five year old to a friend’s house when another car races in front and cuts them off, nearly causing an accident.
"Douchebag!" the father yells.
A moment later he realizes the indiscretion, pulls over, and turns to face his son.
"Your father just said a bad word," he says.
"I was angry at that driver, but that was no excuse for what I said. It was wrong. But just because I said it, it doesn’t make it right, and I don’t ever want to hear you saying it. Is that clear?"
His son looks at him and says: "Too late, douchebag."
What would a computer geek is going to do after seeing a beautiful woman?
"Immediately start downloading it."
One day a man and a giraffe go to a pub they have a couple of drinks then on their way out the giraffe falls over and blocks the door the bar.
Man says "you can leave that lion here."
The man said "it's not a lion its a giraffe you idiot."
Chuck Norris flew boats in the Vietnam War.
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What do computers do when they get hungry?
They eat chips!
What’s it called when a woman is paralysed from the waist down?
Marriage.