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What do you call a black guy selling drugs? A pharmacist.
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How did Burger King get Diary Queen Pregnant? He forgot to wrap his whopper.
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Q. What do you call two lesbians with their period? A. Finger painting.
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Teacher: Donald, what is the chemical formula for water? Donald: H-I-J-K-L-M-N-O. Teacher: What are you talking about? Donald: Yesterday you said it was H to O.
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Chuck Norris can win at solitaire with only 18 cards.
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Why did God give women belly buttons? For somewhere to stash your gum on the way down.
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Yo momma’s so ugly, the Elephant Man would have paid to see her.
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Yo momma’s so stupid, she went to a mind reader and was only charged half price.
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Chuck Norris's urine was the main ingredient for balco's designer steroids. Therefore, Chuck Norris is actually the all-time single-season home run king.
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Hallmark would make "Sorry I don't remember your name" cards. If your girlfriend really needs to talk to you during the game, she'll appear in a little box in the corner of the screen during a time-out. A smack to the ass and a "Nice hustle, you'll get 'em next time," would complete a break up. Birth control would come in ale or lager. Instead of an engagement ring, you could surprise your fiance with a giant "You're #1!" foam hand. Valentine's Day would be moved to February 29th, so it would only occur in leap years.
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