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What do you tell a woman with two black eyes? Nothing, you already told her twice.
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Chuck Norris does not eat. Food understands that the only safe haven from Chuck Norris' fists is inside his own body.
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has 37.93 % from 86 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, food
Chuck Norris can follow you into a revolving door and come out ahead of you.
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has 37.92 % from 24 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris
Somebody told me the best way to meet women is to do something you enjoy right away, you have something in common. So, I've spent the past year smoking dope and watching television.
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has 37.92 % from 24 votes. More jokes about: marriage, women
One man said he got his butt whooped by Chuck Norris twice but he lied, because everyone knows you couldn't survive it once.
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Chuck Norris makes his own Girl Scout cookies using real Girl Scouts.
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Q: What's red, sits in front of a mirror, and gets smaller and smaller? A: A vain idiot combing his hair with a potato peeler.
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has 37.92 % from 24 votes. More jokes about: disgusting, food, stupid
When Chuck Norris says "Jump", you don't say, "How high?" - you say, "When do I come down?"
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What's the difference between a reindeer and a snowball? They re both brown, except the snowball.
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has 37.92 % from 24 votes. More jokes about: animal
Chuck Norris wins every political campaign, but politely declines the jobs.
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