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Q: What was the last thing her husband said to her? A: I'll feed the dog, you feed the fish.
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has 37.97 % from 35 votes. More jokes about: animal, black humor, dog, fish, husband
Chuck Norris reached level 51 on Oblivion.
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has 37.97 % from 35 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, game
Chuck Norris can have his cake and eat yours too.
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has 37.97 % from 35 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, food
Q: Where did OP go in the explosion? A: Everywhere.
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has 37.97 % from 35 votes. More jokes about: black humor, death, terrorist
What's the difference between a dead baby and a table? You can't fuck a table.
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has 37.96 % from 202 votes. More jokes about: black humor, dead baby, dirty, disgusting, sex
What do you tell a woman with two black eyes? Nothing, you already told her twice.
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has 37.95 % from 105 votes. More jokes about: dirty, women
Chuck Norris does not eat. Food understands that the only safe haven from Chuck Norris' fists is inside his own body.
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has 37.93 % from 86 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, food
Chuck Norris can follow you into a revolving door and come out ahead of you.
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has 37.92 % from 24 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris
Chuck Norris's urine was the main ingredient for balco's designer steroids. Therefore, Chuck Norris is actually the all-time single-season home run king.
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has 37.92 % from 24 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris
The speed of light was instituted because Chuck Norris didn't want get winded outrunning it. Chuck Norris hates to sweat.
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has 37.92 % from 24 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, science
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