Yo Momma's so ugly, she has to get her vibrator drunk!
What repulsive thing can be found in a nigger's clothes? The nigger.
A blonde phoned police to report that thieves had been in her car. "They've stolen the dashboard, the steering wheel, the brake pedal, even the accelerator," she cried out. However, before the police investigation could start, the phone rang a second time and the same voice came over the line. "Never mind, I got in the back seat by mistake."
Q: When does a cub become a boy scout? A: When he eats his first Brownie.
A 7-year-old boy and a 40-year old man are walking together in a dark forest. The young boy says, "I'm afraid..." The 40-year-old man replies," You're afraid?! I have to walk out of here alone!"
Q: What did the baby say as I threw it in the blender? A: I didn't catch it, I was too busy masturbating.
Your moms like a christmass tree all the guys put there balls on her.
Yo mama's so fat she uses two greyhound buses as rollerblades.
Yo mama is too black like she was born in a burning hospital.
Yo mama's vagina is so hairy when she had you, you came out with rug burns.