Yo mamas so fat that she fought a war with her own farts.
Q: Do you know what 69 is?
A: It's a good thing screwed up by a period.
Chuck Norris once joined the Army.
That's how the motto, "An Army of One" was created.
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America doesn't need a military...
We've got Chuck Norris
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Justin Timberlake didn't bring sexy back Chuck Norris did.
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The secret ingredient in the KFC recipe is Chuck Norris' approval.
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A son is discussing funeral arrangements with his dying mother.
‘Would you like to be buried or cremated?’ asks the son.
The mother replies, ‘I don’t know.
Surprise me.’
Q: What kind of kids do you get when a black and a Mexican marry.
A: Kids too lazy to steal.
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You know why Chuck Norris is always on top during sex?
Because he never fucks up.
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One day there was a woman who lost her cat named "LOVE."
It was pretty dark outside and she lived in New York.
So, thinking that he might be down the street, she put on her house-coat and went looking for him.
When a police officer stopped to ask what she was doing, she said very honestly, "I'm looking for LOVE."
The policeman arrested her on the spot.