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Yo Momma's so ugly, she has to get her vibrator drunk!
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has 36.90 % from 18 votes. More jokes about: drunk, insulting, ugly, Yo mama
What repulsive thing can be found in a nigger's clothes? The nigger.
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has 36.89 % from 57 votes. More jokes about: racist
A blonde phoned police to report that thieves had been in her car. "They've stolen the dashboard, the steering wheel, the brake pedal, even the accelerator," she cried out. However, before the police investigation could start, the phone rang a second time and the same voice came over the line. "Never mind, I got in the back seat by mistake."
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has 36.86 % from 103 votes. More jokes about: blonde, car, cop, phone
Q: When does a cub become a boy scout? A: When he eats his first Brownie.
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has 36.85 % from 69 votes. More jokes about: dirty
A 7-year-old boy and a 40-year old man are walking together in a dark forest. The young boy says, "I'm afraid..." The 40-year-old man replies," You're afraid?! I have to walk out of here alone!"
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has 36.85 % from 69 votes. More jokes about: age, dirty
Q: What did the baby say as I threw it in the blender? A: I didn't catch it, I was too busy masturbating.
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has 36.82 % from 86 votes. More jokes about: black humor, dead baby, masturbation, morbid
Your moms like a christmass tree all the guys put there balls on her.
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has 36.82 % from 36 votes. More jokes about: Christmas, Yo mama
Yo mama's so fat she uses two greyhound buses as rollerblades.
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has 36.82 % from 36 votes. More jokes about: Yo mama
Yo mama is too black like she was born in a burning hospital.
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has 36.78 % from 43 votes. More jokes about: birthday, black people, hospital, racist, Yo mama
Yo mama's vagina is so hairy when she had you, you came out with rug burns.
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has 36.77 % from 91 votes. More jokes about: insulting, Yo mama
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