Why are black people good at basketball?
Because they run, shoot and steal.
Yo mama's so fat she uses two greyhound buses as rollerblades.
Chuck Norris is a man of few words.
Chuck Norris is not a man of few roundhouse kicks to the face.
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Question: How do you fix a woman’s watch?
Answer: You don’t.
There’s a clock on the stove.
Why did the man keep doing the backstroke?
He’d just had lunch and didn’t want to swim on a full stomach!
Q: Do you know what 69 is?
A: It's a good thing screwed up by a period.
Justin Timberlake didn't bring sexy back Chuck Norris did.
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When Chuck Norris went to Easter island, he couldn't understand why other tourists kept asking him to pose for photos next to the stone monoliths.
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Chuck Norris, Mr T and Arnold Swieznigger died in a plane crash they got to heavens door way and god asked them what there business is. Arnold replied "I want to be your right hand man".
Mr T said "I wanna be your left hand man".
Chuck Norris said "get the fuck out of my chair".
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Two fags are on a picnic,and the first guy says,"I have to take a
dumpski,"and he walks into the woods to do it.
Several minutes later,the other guy hears the first guy crying
"Boo Hoo,I Had A Miscarriage.
I Had A Miscarriage."
He runs into the woods to see what is going on.
When he gets there,the first guy is still crying,"Boo-Hoo I Had a Miscarriage...
He looks down and says,"Don't be silly.
You didn't have a miscarraige.
You had diarrhea on a toad."