Patient: "Doctor, I have yellow teeth, what do I do?" Dentist: "Wear a brown tie..."
A 5 year old black boy walks up to a 5 year old white boy and says, "My daddy's goy a car. When he honks the horn it goes 'honkey honkey'". Little white boy says, "shit, my daddys got a chain saw when he starts it up it goes 'run nigga nigga run'".
Q: What did the baby say as I threw it in the blender? A: I didn't catch it, I was too busy masturbating.
A son is discussing funeral arrangements with his dying mother. ‘Would you like to be buried or cremated?’ asks the son. The mother replies, ‘I don’t know. Surprise me.’
Q: Why did hitter kill himself? A: Because he could not pay the gas bill.
Chuck Norris is a man of few words. Chuck Norris is not a man of few roundhouse kicks to the face.
Yo mama's so fat she uses two greyhound buses as rollerblades.
Chuck Norris once joined the Army. That's how the motto, "An Army of One" was created.
America doesn't need a military... We've got Chuck Norris