When Chuck Norris kills time, that'll be the end of it.
Chuck Norris doesn't take the cake, the cake sees Chuck Norris and begs to be devoured.
How do you know when there's a rabbit in your bed? You can smell the carrots on his breath.
Why did the dolphin feel crabby? Because he ate too many crabs.
Patient: "Doctor, I have yellow teeth, what do I do?" Dentist: "Wear a brown tie..."
A 5 year old black boy walks up to a 5 year old white boy and says, "My daddy's goy a car. When he honks the horn it goes 'honkey honkey'". Little white boy says, "shit, my daddys got a chain saw when he starts it up it goes 'run nigga nigga run'".
A son is discussing funeral arrangements with his dying mother. ‘Would you like to be buried or cremated?’ asks the son. The mother replies, ‘I don’t know. Surprise me.’
Q: Hey, what's the jew doing in the ashtray? A: Family research.
Q: How Many White People Does it Take To Screw In a Lightbulb? A: None, they get a nigger to do it.
Why are black people good at basketball? Because they run, shoot and steal.