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Patient: "Doctor, I have yellow teeth, what do I do?" Dentist: "Wear a brown tie..."
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has 36.90 % from 18 votes. More jokes about: beauty, dentist
A 5 year old black boy walks up to a 5 year old white boy and says, "My daddy's goy a car. When he honks the horn it goes 'honkey honkey'". Little white boy says, "shit, my daddys got a chain saw when he starts it up it goes 'run nigga nigga run'".
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has 36.89 % from 135 votes. More jokes about: age, car, dad, kids, racist
Q: What did the baby say as I threw it in the blender? A: I didn't catch it, I was too busy masturbating.
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has 36.89 % from 135 votes. More jokes about: black humor, dead baby, masturbation, morbid
A son is discussing funeral arrangements with his dying mother. ‘Would you like to be buried or cremated?’ asks the son. The mother replies, ‘I don’t know. Surprise me.’
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has 36.89 % from 57 votes. More jokes about: dirty
Q: Why did hitter kill himself? A: Because he could not pay the gas bill.
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has 36.89 % from 81 votes. More jokes about: black humor, Hitler, money, morbid
Chuck Norris is a man of few words. Chuck Norris is not a man of few roundhouse kicks to the face.
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has 36.82 % from 36 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, communication
Yo mama's so fat she uses two greyhound buses as rollerblades.
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has 36.82 % from 36 votes. More jokes about: Yo mama
I would make a Sodium joke But Na
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has 36.82 % from 36 votes. More jokes about: chemistry
Chuck Norris once joined the Army. That's how the motto, "An Army of One" was created.
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has 36.82 % from 36 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, military
America doesn't need a military... We've got Chuck Norris
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has 36.82 % from 36 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, military
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