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When Chuck Norris kills time, that'll be the end of it.
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Chuck Norris doesn't take the cake, the cake sees Chuck Norris and begs to be devoured.
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has 36.90 % from 18 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, food
How do you know when there's a rabbit in your bed? You can smell the carrots on his breath.
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Why did the dolphin feel crabby? Because he ate too many crabs.
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Patient: "Doctor, I have yellow teeth, what do I do?" Dentist: "Wear a brown tie..."
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has 36.90 % from 18 votes. More jokes about: beauty, dentist
A 5 year old black boy walks up to a 5 year old white boy and says, "My daddy's goy a car. When he honks the horn it goes 'honkey honkey'". Little white boy says, "shit, my daddys got a chain saw when he starts it up it goes 'run nigga nigga run'".
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has 36.89 % from 135 votes. More jokes about: age, car, dad, kids, racist
A son is discussing funeral arrangements with his dying mother. ‘Would you like to be buried or cremated?’ asks the son. The mother replies, ‘I don’t know. Surprise me.’
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has 36.89 % from 57 votes. More jokes about: dirty
Q: Hey, what's the jew doing in the ashtray? A: Family research.
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has 36.86 % from 103 votes. More jokes about: black humor, death, family, jewish, war
Q: How Many White People Does it Take To Screw In a Lightbulb? A: None, they get a nigger to do it.
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has 36.86 % from 330 votes. More jokes about: black people, light bulb, racist, white people
Why are black people good at basketball? Because they run, shoot and steal.
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has 36.82 % from 86 votes. More jokes about: racist
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