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Why are black people good at basketball? Because they run, shoot and steal.
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has 36.82 % from 86 votes. More jokes about: racist
Yo mama's so fat she uses two greyhound buses as rollerblades.
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has 36.82 % from 36 votes. More jokes about: Yo mama
Chuck Norris is a man of few words. Chuck Norris is not a man of few roundhouse kicks to the face.
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has 36.82 % from 36 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, communication
Question: How do you fix a woman’s watch? Answer: You don’t. There’s a clock on the stove.
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has 36.82 % from 36 votes. More jokes about: women
Why did the man keep doing the backstroke? He’d just had lunch and didn’t want to swim on a full stomach!
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has 36.82 % from 36 votes. More jokes about: sport
Q: Do you know what 69 is? A: It's a good thing screwed up by a period.
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has 36.82 % from 36 votes. More jokes about: dirty, sex, women
Justin Timberlake didn't bring sexy back Chuck Norris did.
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has 36.82 % from 36 votes. More jokes about: celebrity, Chuck Norris, music, sex
When Chuck Norris went to Easter island, he couldn't understand why other tourists kept asking him to pose for photos next to the stone monoliths.
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has 36.82 % from 36 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, easter, travel
Chuck Norris, Mr T and Arnold Swieznigger died in a plane crash they got to heavens door way and god asked them what there business is. Arnold replied "I want to be your right hand man". Mr T said "I wanna be your left hand man". Chuck Norris said "get the fuck out of my chair".
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has 36.81 % from 50 votes. More jokes about: airplane, business, celebrity, Chuck Norris
Two fags are on a picnic,and the first guy says,"I have to take a dumpski,"and he walks into the woods to do it. Several minutes later,the other guy hears the first guy crying "Boo Hoo,I Had A Miscarriage. I Had A Miscarriage." He runs into the woods to see what is going on. When he gets there,the first guy is still crying,"Boo-Hoo I Had a Miscarriage... He looks down and says,"Don't be silly. You didn't have a miscarraige. You had diarrhea on a toad."
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has 36.79 % from 118 votes. More jokes about: gay
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