Patient: "Doctor, I have yellow teeth, what do I do?"
Dentist: "Wear a brown tie..."
A 5 year old black boy walks up to a 5 year old white boy and says, "My daddy's goy a car.
When he honks the horn it goes 'honkey honkey'".
Little white boy says, "shit, my daddys got a chain saw when he starts it up it goes 'run nigga nigga run'".
Q: What did the baby say as I threw it in the blender?
A: I didn't catch it, I was too busy masturbating.
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A son is discussing funeral arrangements with his dying mother.
‘Would you like to be buried or cremated?’ asks the son.
The mother replies, ‘I don’t know.
Surprise me.’
Q: Why did hitter kill himself?
A: Because he could not pay the gas bill.
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Chuck Norris is a man of few words.
Chuck Norris is not a man of few roundhouse kicks to the face.
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Yo mama's so fat she uses two greyhound buses as rollerblades.
Chuck Norris once joined the Army.
That's how the motto, "An Army of One" was created.
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America doesn't need a military...
We've got Chuck Norris
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