Best jokes ever

Q: What is the difference between a pizza and a women? A: The pizza can be eaten but the women can't!
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has 36.90 % from 18 votes. More jokes about: food, women
A 5 year old black boy walks up to a 5 year old white boy and says, "My daddy's goy a car. When he honks the horn it goes 'honkey honkey'". Little white boy says, "shit, my daddys got a chain saw when he starts it up it goes 'run nigga nigga run'".
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has 36.89 % from 135 votes. More jokes about: age, car, dad, kids, racist
Women are just like fine wine. I only like the white ones.
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has 36.86 % from 103 votes. More jokes about: racist, white people, wine, women
Chuck Norris is a man of few words. Chuck Norris is not a man of few roundhouse kicks to the face.
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has 36.82 % from 36 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, communication
Yo mama's so fat she uses two greyhound buses as rollerblades.
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has 36.82 % from 36 votes. More jokes about: Yo mama
Chuck Norris once joined the Army. That's how the motto, "An Army of One" was created.
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has 36.82 % from 36 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, military
America doesn't need a military... We've got Chuck Norris
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has 36.82 % from 36 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, military
Chuck Norris, Mr T and Arnold Swieznigger died in a plane crash they got to heavens door way and god asked them what there business is. Arnold replied "I want to be your right hand man". Mr T said "I wanna be your left hand man". Chuck Norris said "get the fuck out of my chair".
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has 36.81 % from 50 votes. More jokes about: airplane, business, celebrity, Chuck Norris
Q: What do women and cats have in common? A: Pussy farts.
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has 36.78 % from 43 votes. More jokes about: animal, cat, fart, women
Your moms like a christmass tree all the guys put there balls on her.
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has 36.78 % from 43 votes. More jokes about: Christmas, Yo mama
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