Q: What is the difference between a pizza and a women? A: The pizza can be eaten but the women can't!
A 5 year old black boy walks up to a 5 year old white boy and says, "My daddy's goy a car. When he honks the horn it goes 'honkey honkey'". Little white boy says, "shit, my daddys got a chain saw when he starts it up it goes 'run nigga nigga run'".
Women are just like fine wine. I only like the white ones.
Chuck Norris is a man of few words. Chuck Norris is not a man of few roundhouse kicks to the face.
Yo mama's so fat she uses two greyhound buses as rollerblades.
Chuck Norris once joined the Army. That's how the motto, "An Army of One" was created.
America doesn't need a military... We've got Chuck Norris
Chuck Norris, Mr T and Arnold Swieznigger died in a plane crash they got to heavens door way and god asked them what there business is. Arnold replied "I want to be your right hand man". Mr T said "I wanna be your left hand man". Chuck Norris said "get the fuck out of my chair".
Q: What do women and cats have in common? A: Pussy farts.
Your moms like a christmass tree all the guys put there balls on her.