The early bird might get the worm, but the second mouse gets the cheese.
3 girls step on a magic rug that makes u disappear if u tell a lie.
Brunette: I think I'm the prettiest girl in school. *poof*
Red-head: I think I'm the most popular girl in school. *poof*
Blonde: I think-. *poof*
Can I borrow that book of yours How To Become A Millionaire?
Sure.
Here you are.
Thanks - but half the pages are missing.
What's the matter?
Isn't half a million enough for you?
You realize that you are dependent of the internet when:
You forget in what year you are.
You get out from you’re room and you discover that you’re parent moved and you don’t even know when that happened.
You dream only of quick connections.
You open you’re interphone when you get out from you’re room so you can hear when you get an e-mail.
Q: What do you call an afghan virgin
A: Never bin laid on.
Q. What do gay kids get for Christmas?
A. Erection Sets.
Q: Why are blacks afried of lawnmovers?
A: Beacuse it gose run nigger nigger run nigger nigger
What do you call a lesbian dinosaur?
a lickalotapus.
If a man and a woman get married in Texas and move to Washington are they still brother and sister?
What’s the difference between a nigger and a pizza?
Pizza doesn’t scream in the roaster!