Q: What is the difference between a pizza and a women?
A: The pizza can be eaten but the women can't!
A 5 year old black boy walks up to a 5 year old white boy and says, "My daddy's goy a car.
When he honks the horn it goes 'honkey honkey'".
Little white boy says, "shit, my daddys got a chain saw when he starts it up it goes 'run nigga nigga run'".
Women are just like fine wine.
I only like the white ones.
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Chuck Norris is a man of few words.
Chuck Norris is not a man of few roundhouse kicks to the face.
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Yo mama's so fat she uses two greyhound buses as rollerblades.
Chuck Norris once joined the Army.
That's how the motto, "An Army of One" was created.
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America doesn't need a military...
We've got Chuck Norris
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Chuck Norris, Mr T and Arnold Swieznigger died in a plane crash they got to heavens door way and god asked them what there business is. Arnold replied "I want to be your right hand man".
Mr T said "I wanna be your left hand man".
Chuck Norris said "get the fuck out of my chair".
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Q: What do women and cats have in common?
A: Pussy farts.
Your moms like a christmass tree all the guys put there balls on her.