Best jokes ever

Air traffic controller: "Flight 1234, for noise abatement turn right 45 degrees." Airline pilot: "But Center, we are at 35,000 feet. How much noise can we make up here?" Air Traffic controller: "Sir, have you ever heard the noise a 747 makes when it hits a 737?"
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has 37.02 % from 29 votes. More jokes about: airplane, life, travel
A kid once tried to scare Chuck Norris on Halloween... sadly he has had the hiccups now for 40 years.
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has 37.02 % from 29 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, Halloween, health, kids
Chuck Norris can dunk a basketball using his feet.
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has 37.02 % from 29 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, sport
Q: What is height of Suicide? A: A dwarf jumping from the footpath on the road.
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has 37.02 % from 29 votes. More jokes about: black humor
Q: How do you know that a dead body found by the side of the road is a nurse? A: Because its stomach is empty, its bladder is full, and its ass chewed!
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has 37.02 % from 29 votes. More jokes about: death, disgusting, nurse
Q: What kind of kids do you get when a black and a Mexican marry. A: Kids too lazy to steal.
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has 37.00 % from 110 votes. More jokes about: black people, kids, mexican, racist
I used to hate weddings, all the old ladies would prod me and say "you'll be next!" They soon stopped that, when I started saying it to them at funerals !
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has 36.97 % from 76 votes. More jokes about: funeral, life, wedding
This guy was driving in a car with a blonde. He told her to stick her head out the window and see if the blinker worked. She stuck her head out and said, 'Yes, No, Yes, No, Yes...'
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has 36.90 % from 18 votes. More jokes about: blonde, car, driving
Q: Why can't a blonde dial 911? A: She can't find the eleven.
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has 36.90 % from 18 votes. More jokes about: blonde
What do you call a baby on a stick? A Kebabie.
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has 36.90 % from 18 votes. More jokes about: black humor
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