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When you sneeze, it means someone is thinking badly of you. When you have a seizure and pass out, it means Chuck Norris is thinking badly
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Yo' Mama is so stupid, it took her an hour to cook instant rice.
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Chuck Norris never swam. Every time he was about to get in a pool the water ran away in terror!
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When Chuck Norris kills time, that'll be the end of it.
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Chuck Norris doesn't take the cake, the cake sees Chuck Norris and begs to be devoured.
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How do you know when there's a rabbit in your bed? You can smell the carrots on his breath.
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Patient: "Doctor, I have yellow teeth, what do I do?" Dentist: "Wear a brown tie..."
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has 36.90 % from 18 votes. More jokes about: beauty, dentist
A 5 year old black boy walks up to a 5 year old white boy and says, "My daddy's goy a car. When he honks the horn it goes 'honkey honkey'". Little white boy says, "shit, my daddys got a chain saw when he starts it up it goes 'run nigga nigga run'".
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has 36.89 % from 135 votes. More jokes about: age, car, dad, kids, racist
Q: What did the baby say as I threw it in the blender? A: I didn't catch it, I was too busy masturbating.
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has 36.89 % from 135 votes. More jokes about: black humor, dead baby, masturbation, morbid
A son is discussing funeral arrangements with his dying mother. ‘Would you like to be buried or cremated?’ asks the son. The mother replies, ‘I don’t know. Surprise me.’
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