What is the differance between a dead baby and a VHS tape?
The VHS tape don't stink when you leave it out in the sun.
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A black third grader goes to his mom and asks, '"Mom, I have the biggest dick in the third grade. Is that because I'm black?"
And she responds, "No nigga, it's because you're nineteen!"
Q: What do you call a gay dinosaur?
A: Mega-saur-ass
The secret ingredient in the KFC recipe is Chuck Norris' approval.
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Billy woke up in the middle of the night, thirsty.
Instead of going to the kitchen though, he goes to his parents’ bedroom, while they were about to have sex and his father had a condom in his hand.
The father, surprised by his son entrance, bent over pretending to look for something.
"What are you looking for?" Billy asked.
"Aw, well..hmm.. I’m looking for a little mouse!" the father lied.
So, Billy spontaneously: "Why..? To “jump” it..?"
Yo mamas so fat that she fought a war with her own farts.
What’s the difference between a dead baby and an onion.
You don’t cry when you chop up a dead baby.
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A son is discussing funeral arrangements with his dying mother.
‘Would you like to be buried or cremated?’ asks the son.
The mother replies, ‘I don’t know.
Surprise me.’
Q: Two Mexican cousins are in the front seat of a car who's in the back?
A: their children
Chuck Norris knows the last digit of pi.
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