Two men were talking about their wives.
First: "I'm a teacher whenever we are in bed my wife says repeat please."
Second: "I'm a driver when we are sexing she thinks I'm in a gas station so she screws my dick and says: 'fill it up super!'"
Yo mama so fat she the one that caused global warming when she farted.
Yo momma’s so ugly, when she passes by a bathroom the toilet flushes.
How does a frog feel when he has a broken leg?
Unhoppy.
Your mom so dumb she went to the dentist to get a Bluetooth.
Vote:
Chuck Norris can stop the music.
Vote:
Chuck Norris created Heavy Metal when he was upset.
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Yo Mama's so Web 2.0, she makes you call her Mothr!
An old man tells his psychiatrist that he is already very old and he has committed during his life many sins.
The psychiatrist wanted to help him, so he has asked him: "And how long are you with your wife?"
The man answered: "45 years."
The psychiatrist said: "Don´t have the fear, because after your death you will be surely added to the sufferers, sleep well."
What do you call a cow who argues with her husband?
A bullfighter.