Chuck Norris stem cells can reproduce missing limbs.
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Chuck Norris took a rocket science class but quit becaus it was too easy.
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Two men were talking about their wives.
First: "I'm a teacher whenever we are in bed my wife says repeat please."
Second: "I'm a driver when we are sexing she thinks I'm in a gas station so she screws my dick and says: 'fill it up super!'"
Yo mama so fat she the one that caused global warming when she farted.
Yo momma’s so ugly, when she passes by a bathroom the toilet flushes.
How does a frog feel when he has a broken leg?
Unhoppy.
Elmore walked into his favorite truck stop cafe and said to the owner, "Hey, Roy, you wanna take a chance on a raffle?"
"Whada ya win?"
"A million dollars!" said the redneck.
"You get a dollar a year for a million years."
"How much are they each?"
"Ten cents.
Two for a quarter.
Or three for half a dollar!"
Your mom so dumb she went to the dentist to get a Bluetooth.
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Chuck Norris created Heavy Metal when he was upset.
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Yo Mama's so Web 2.0, she makes you call her Mothr!