Yo mama so damn ugly,her mom throw her out the hospital window when she was born and said"You ugly ass bitch".
Teacher: What a pair of strange socks you are wearing, one is green and one is blue with red spots!
Ramu: Yes it's really strange.
I've got another pair of the same at home.
Q: Where did OP go in the explosion?
A: Everywhere.
My husband added some spice to our marriage.
He's left home.
Did you hear that Princess Di was on the radio a couple of weeks ago?
Yep, and on the dashboard, and on the window, and on the hood....
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Girl: Do you want me to leave?
Boy: NO! Don’t even think about it.
Girl: Do you love me?
Boy: Of course! Over and over!
Girl: Have you ever cheated on me?
Boy: NO! Why are you even asking?
Girl: Will you kiss me?
Boy: Every chance I get!
Girl: Will you hit me?
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Girl: Can I trust you?
Boy: Yes.
Girl: Darling!
Yo mamma’s so hairy, last night I confused here with a bush and pissed on her!
Q: What did Hitler get for his birthday?
A: An easy bake oven and a GI-Jew.
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