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Chuck Norris took a rocket science class but quit becaus it was too easy.
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Yo momma’s so ugly, when she passes by a bathroom the toilet flushes.
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has 37.36 % from 31 votes. More jokes about: Yo mama
How does a frog feel when he has a broken leg? Unhoppy.
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has 37.36 % from 31 votes. More jokes about: animal
Your mom so dumb she went to the dentist to get a Bluetooth.
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has 37.27 % from 119 votes. More jokes about: dentist, technology, Yo mama
Chuck Norris can stop the music.
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Chuck Norris created Heavy Metal when he was upset.
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Yo Mama's so Web 2.0, she makes you call her Mothr!
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My insurance policy says: "Does not cover acts of God, or Chuck Norris."
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An old man tells his psychiatrist that he is already very old and he has committed during his life many sins. The psychiatrist wanted to help him, so he has asked him: "And how long are you with your wife?" The man answered: "45 years." The psychiatrist said: "Don´t have the fear, because after your death you will be surely added to the sufferers, sleep well."
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What do you call a cow who argues with her husband? A bullfighter.
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