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Chuck Norris stem cells can reproduce missing limbs.
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Two men were talking about their wives. First: "I'm a teacher whenever we are in bed my wife says repeat please." Second: "I'm a driver when we are sexing she thinks I'm in a gas station so she screws my dick and says: 'fill it up super!'"
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has 37.36 % from 31 votes. More jokes about: dirty, men, sex, teacher, work
Yo mama so fat she the one that caused global warming when she farted.
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Chuck Norris took a rocket science class but quit becaus it was too easy.
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Yo momma’s so ugly, when she passes by a bathroom the toilet flushes.
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How does a frog feel when he has a broken leg? Unhoppy.
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has 37.36 % from 31 votes. More jokes about: animal
Your mom so dumb she went to the dentist to get a Bluetooth.
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has 37.27 % from 119 votes. More jokes about: dentist, technology, Yo mama
Chuck Norris can stop the music.
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has 37.27 % from 20 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, music
Chuck Norris created Heavy Metal when he was upset.
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Yo Mama's so Web 2.0, she makes you call her Mothr!
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has 37.27 % from 20 votes. More jokes about: internet, Yo mama
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