Yo mama so damn ugly,her mom throw her out the hospital window when she was born and said"You ugly ass bitch".
Teacher: What a pair of strange socks you are wearing, one is green and one is blue with red spots! Ramu: Yes it's really strange. I've got another pair of the same at home.
Q: Where did OP go in the explosion? A: Everywhere.
My husband added some spice to our marriage. He's left home.
Did you hear that Princess Di was on the radio a couple of weeks ago? Yep, and on the dashboard, and on the window, and on the hood....
Q: What do women and cats have in common? A: Pussy farts.
Boy: Yes. At last. It was so hard to wait. Girl: Do you want me to leave? Boy: NO! Don’t even think about it. Girl: Do you love me? Boy: Of course! Over and over! Girl: Have you ever cheated on me? Boy: NO! Why are you even asking? Girl: Will you kiss me? Boy: Every chance I get! Girl: Will you hit me? Boy: Are you crazy! I’m not that kind of person! Girl: Can I trust you? Boy: Yes. Girl: Darling!
Yo mamma’s so hairy, last night I confused here with a bush and pissed on her!
Q: What did Hitler get for his birthday? A: An easy bake oven and a GI-Jew.
Yo momma’s so ugly, when she passes by a bathroom the toilet flushes.