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Q: How do the Dallas Cowboys spend their first week at spring training? A: Studying their Miranda Rights.
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C program run. C program crash. C programmer quit.
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A ship with 30 sailors and one woman strands on a desert island. After one month the woman says: "I can not proceed in this way." And she suicides herself. After another month, the sailors say: "We can not proceed in this way." And they bury the woman. The next month, the sailors say: "We can not proceed in this way." And they dig up the woman.
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A son is discussing funeral arrangements with his dying mother. ‘Would you like to be buried or cremated?’ asks the son. The mother replies, ‘I don’t know. Surprise me.’
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Q: Why do you put babies into a blender feet first? A: So you can see the look in their eyes when you turn it on!
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What difference is between a man and Paris? The Paris remains Paris!
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How do insects communicate? By bee mail.
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Bears do not eat bears. Tigers do not eat tigers. Dogs do not eat dogs. Cats stopped eating kebabs.
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How many dead babies can fit in a barrel? 4 1/2.
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The website you seek Cannot be located, but Countless more exist.
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