What's six inches long and two inches wide and drives women wild? Money.
Q: What did Hitler get for his birthday? A: An easy bake oven and a GI-Jew.
Why did the man keep doing the backstroke? He’d just had lunch and didn’t want to swim on a full stomach!
Chuck Norris won gold for sitting in the crowd at the olympics.
What did the Irish spinster keep saying in her prayers? ‘Good Lord, please have Murphy on me…’
There was no Big Bang. Chuck Norris arm wrestled himself and the energy produced created the universe.
Q: How Many White People Does it Take To Screw In a Lightbulb? A: None, they get a nigger to do it.
Q: Why do fat, ugly women give the best blow jobs? A: Because they have to!
What do you call a nigger with a regular job, who doesn’t drive a lowrider, sleeps in the same bed every night, doesn’t collect welfare, and doesn’t rape White women? An inmate.
My favorite sexual position is called "The Osama"... its where I burst into your room and blow a load on your face.