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In what type of weather is the vet the busiest? When its raining cats and dogs.
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Q: What do you call a blonde sitting in the back of your 6th grade class? A: your 25 year old mom.
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A blonde has sharp pains in her side. The doctor examines her and says, "You have acute appendicitis." The blonde says, "That's sweet, doc, but I came here to get medical help."
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Why fart and waste when you can burp and taste?
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What is the difference between a blonde and a washing machine? A washing machine doesn't follow you around for three weeks after you dump your load into it.
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A little girl came home from school and said to her mother, “Mommy, today in school I was punished for something that I didn’t do. “The mother exclaimed, “But that’s terrible! I’m going to have a talk with your teacher about this … by the way, what was it that you didn’t do?” The little girl replied, “My homework.”
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Daughter: Mom,does God go to bathroom? Mom: Why? my child.. Daughter: Today in the morning I heard papa said, "Please God let me go to the bathroom..."
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Q: Do you really want to know why white people are Prejudice, and racist towards black folks? A: Simply because when they go tan their skin at the beach it burn like bleach.
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I saw the priest watching pornography. Should I get jelous? -Johnny, 11 years old.
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Q. Why do women stop bleeding when entering the menopause ? A. Because they need all the blood for their varicose veins!
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