Q: How do the Dallas Cowboys spend their first week at spring training? A: Studying their Miranda Rights.
C program run. C program crash. C programmer quit.
A ship with 30 sailors and one woman strands on a desert island. After one month the woman says: "I can not proceed in this way." And she suicides herself. After another month, the sailors say: "We can not proceed in this way." And they bury the woman. The next month, the sailors say: "We can not proceed in this way." And they dig up the woman.
A son is discussing funeral arrangements with his dying mother. ‘Would you like to be buried or cremated?’ asks the son. The mother replies, ‘I don’t know. Surprise me.’
Q: Why do you put babies into a blender feet first? A: So you can see the look in their eyes when you turn it on!
What difference is between a man and Paris? The Paris remains Paris!
How do insects communicate? By bee mail.
Bears do not eat bears. Tigers do not eat tigers. Dogs do not eat dogs. Cats stopped eating kebabs.
How many dead babies can fit in a barrel? 4 1/2.
The website you seek Cannot be located, but Countless more exist.