Chuck Norris' Motto is: "The beard is mightier than the sword."
What did Obi Wan say when Luke was constipated? "Use the F-O-R-C-E Luke!"
Aliens fear that Chuck Norris might abduct them.
Q: What do you call a Shih-Tzu mixed with a poodle? A: A Shih-Tzpoo.
Salmon swim upstream because Chuck Norris is downstream.
Italy looks like a boot... you know who owns that boot.
Yo momma so fat and stupid, her waist size is larger than her IQ!
Q: What did Hitler get for his birthday? A: An easy bake oven and a GI-Jew.
Why did the man keep doing the backstroke? He’d just had lunch and didn’t want to swim on a full stomach!
Barcelona beats every team in the world, Chuck Norris can beat Barcelona... by himself.