Why didn’t the internet get any e-mail? Because his e-dog kept chasing the e-postman.
Boy’s father come back from uk & was calling his wife. Boy:- papa mom has died. father slaped boy & said why u dont inform me when i was in America Boy :- i thought i will give u a surprise.
Yo' mama so fat, she uses epileptic boys as vibrators!
A couple celebrating their 50th anniversary had many well wishers stop by to congratulate them. After all of their guest had left, the two settled into recliners. “Mother,” the man said, “our marriage is tried and true.” “What’s that you say?” she asked. “You know I can’t hear without my hearing aid.” “I said, our marriage is tried and true,” he repated, a little louder.
Two old soldiers, Fred and Harry, are sitting in their club. Harry turns to Fred and says, ‘When was the last time you made love to a woman?’ Fred thinks for a moment then says, ‘1947.’ ‘Good heavens,’ says Harry. ‘That’s a very long time ago.’ ‘Not reall
What do you call a lesbian dinosaur? a lickalotapus.
Q: What is the difference between anal sex and a microwave A: A microwave doesn't brown your meat.
A man goes to the doctor suffering from premature ejaculation. "Can you do anything to help me, Doc?" said the man. "No, but I can give you the address of a woman who has a short attention span" replied the doctor.
A knight walked into a blacksmith's shop. The blacksmith said: "You've got mail."
I love blacks. It's a pitty they are not being traded anymore...