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What's six inches long and two inches wide and drives women wild? Money.
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has 36.46 % from 34 votes. More jokes about: money, women
Q: What did Hitler get for his birthday? A: An easy bake oven and a GI-Jew.
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has 36.46 % from 34 votes. More jokes about: black humor
Why did the man keep doing the backstroke? He’d just had lunch and didn’t want to swim on a full stomach!
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has 36.46 % from 34 votes. More jokes about: sport
Chuck Norris won gold for sitting in the crowd at the olympics.
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has 36.45 % from 41 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, sport
What did the Irish spinster keep saying in her prayers? ‘Good Lord, please have Murphy on me…’
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has 36.45 % from 41 votes. More jokes about: sex
There was no Big Bang. Chuck Norris arm wrestled himself and the energy produced created the universe.
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has 36.45 % from 41 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, life, science
Q: How Many White People Does it Take To Screw In a Lightbulb? A: None, they get a nigger to do it.
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has 36.43 % from 326 votes. More jokes about: black people, light bulb, racist, white people
Q: Why do fat, ugly women give the best blow jobs? A: Because they have to!
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has 36.37 % from 65 votes. More jokes about: fat, mean, sex, women
What do you call a nigger with a regular job, who doesn’t drive a lowrider, sleeps in the same bed every night, doesn’t collect welfare, and doesn’t rape White women? An inmate.
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has 36.35 % from 147 votes. More jokes about: prison, racist, work
My favorite sexual position is called "The Osama"... its where I burst into your room and blow a load on your face.
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has 36.34 % from 92 votes. More jokes about: dirty, sex
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