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A Catholic Priest, a Rabbi, and an Atheist walk into a bar. The bartender says, "Oh Goddammit, no! We don't like jokes in here and if you guys are a part of one, you're gonna have to leave right now!" So the catholic priest, rabbi, and atheist leave the bar and a chicken walks in. The bartender says, "OH COME ON! We don't serve CHICKENS in here!" The chicken says, "Do you know somewhere that does?" The bartender says, "Yeah.." The chicken asks, "Well, where is it?" The bartender says, "It's across the road."
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has 36.48 % from 109 votes. More jokes about: alcohol, atheist, bar, catholic, priest
Chuck Norris doesn't m*sturbate, he r*pes his hand.
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has 36.48 % from 60 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, masturbation
How does a gay man fake an orgasm? He spits on his partners back.
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has 36.48 % from 60 votes. More jokes about: dirty, gay
Yo momma so fat and stupid, her waist size is larger than her IQ!
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has 36.46 % from 34 votes. More jokes about: insulting, Yo mama
The moon is just a football Chuck Norris kicked up when he was a kid.
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has 36.46 % from 34 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, football, kids
Barcelona beats every team in the world, Chuck Norris can beat Barcelona... by himself.
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has 36.46 % from 34 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, soccer, sport
What is the differance between a dead baby and a VHS tape? The VHS tape don't stink when you leave it out in the sun.
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has 36.46 % from 119 votes. More jokes about: black humor, dead baby, disgusting, morbid
Knock knock. Who's there? The interrupting cow. Interrupting cow wh- Moooooo!
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has 36.46 % from 77 votes. More jokes about: animal, knock-knock
I tried to catch some fog earlier. I mist.
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has 36.45 % from 41 votes. More jokes about: life
Why do bears have fur coats? (Because they look silly wearing jackets!)
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has 36.45 % from 41 votes. More jokes about: kids
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