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Q: When is the only time you can smack an ugly woman in the face? A: When her mustache is on fire.
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What do you say to a virgin? Thanks for nothing!
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has 37.09 % from 52 votes. More jokes about: dirty, sex
Q: Whats the difference between Amy Winehouse and Captain Morgan? A: Captain Morgan comes alive when you add coke!
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has 37.08 % from 45 votes. More jokes about: alcohol, celebrity, dirty, drug, music
Yo Momma so black when she goes swimming poeple thinks shes and oil spill.
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has 37.08 % from 45 votes. More jokes about: black people, insulting, Yo mama
Q: When does a cub become a boy scout? A: When he eats his first Brownie.
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has 37.08 % from 71 votes. More jokes about: dirty
A javelin thrower called Vicky Found the grip of her javelin sticky. When it came to the throw She couldn't let go. Making judging the distance quite tricky.
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has 37.02 % from 29 votes. More jokes about: athlete, poems
Air traffic controller: "Flight 1234, for noise abatement turn right 45 degrees." Airline pilot: "But Center, we are at 35,000 feet. How much noise can we make up here?" Air Traffic controller: "Sir, have you ever heard the noise a 747 makes when it hits a 737?"
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has 37.02 % from 29 votes. More jokes about: airplane, life, travel
Q: Do you know what happends with a nigger if he sticks up 12 varningssigns in his ass? A: He becomes a toblerone!
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has 37.02 % from 29 votes. More jokes about: black people, dirty, food
When your hammer is C++, everything begins to look like a thumb.
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has 37.02 % from 29 votes. More jokes about: IT, programmer
Knock knockrn Who's there? Woman who? Wo-man you where so nice to let me tell you this joke Knock knock. Who's there? Man. Man who? Man you where so nice to let me tell you this joke.
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has 37.02 % from 29 votes. More jokes about: knock-knock, men, women
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