Chuck Norris made sick the healthy chocolate.
I tried to catch some fog earlier. I mist.
Why do bears have fur coats? (Because they look silly wearing jackets!)
There was no Big Bang. Chuck Norris arm wrestled himself and the energy produced created the universe.
Q: Why do fat, ugly women give the best blow jobs? A: Because they have to!
One day a teacher asked the class, "What is the difference between a bird and a fly?" A student then replied, "A bird can fly but a fly cannot bird."
Three animals were having a drink in a cafe, when the owner asked for the money. "I'm not paying," said the duck. "I've only got one bill and I'm not breaking it." "I've spent my last buck," said the deer. "Then the duck'll have to pay," said the skunk. "Getting here cost me my last scent."
The other day I sent my girlfriend a huge pile of snow. I rang her up, I said ''Did you get my drift?''.
Never tell Chuck Norris he lost the game because he will make you lose the game then roundhouse kick you in the face making you lose twice.
Chuck Norris needs no introduction, but if you need an introduction, you need Chuck Norris.