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Chuck Norris made sick the healthy chocolate.
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has 36.45 % from 41 votes. More jokes about: chocolate, Chuck Norris, health
I tried to catch some fog earlier. I mist.
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has 36.45 % from 41 votes. More jokes about: life
Why do bears have fur coats? (Because they look silly wearing jackets!)
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has 36.45 % from 41 votes. More jokes about: kids
There was no Big Bang. Chuck Norris arm wrestled himself and the energy produced created the universe.
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has 36.45 % from 41 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, life, science
Q: Why do fat, ugly women give the best blow jobs? A: Because they have to!
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has 36.37 % from 65 votes. More jokes about: fat, mean, sex, women
One day a teacher asked the class, "What is the difference between a bird and a fly?" A student then replied, "A bird can fly but a fly cannot bird."
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has 36.29 % from 70 votes. More jokes about: animal, bird, student, teacher, white people
Three animals were having a drink in a cafe, when the owner asked for the money. "I'm not paying," said the duck. "I've only got one bill and I'm not breaking it." "I've spent my last buck," said the deer. "Then the duck'll have to pay," said the skunk. "Getting here cost me my last scent."
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has 36.23 % from 25 votes. More jokes about: animal, duck, money
The other day I sent my girlfriend a huge pile of snow. I rang her up, I said ''Did you get my drift?''.
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has 36.23 % from 25 votes. More jokes about: marriage
Never tell Chuck Norris he lost the game because he will make you lose the game then roundhouse kick you in the face making you lose twice.
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has 36.23 % from 25 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, game
Chuck Norris needs no introduction, but if you need an introduction, you need Chuck Norris.
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has 36.23 % from 25 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris
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