Q: Why do fat, ugly women give the best blow jobs? A: Because they have to!
My favorite sexual position is called "The Osama"... its where I burst into your room and blow a load on your face.
One night, there was a knock on my door... i open it and no one was there every night I would get the same knock and still no one was there... Untill the morning I was just making myself some tea as a person knocks on my door it was a black man he walk in and stole my tea .... i said to myself did he just mug me .... I still didn't know who was knocking on the doors at night Untill one night I opened my door and there was a floating mug I was still confused.
Three animals were having a drink in a cafe, when the owner asked for the money. "I'm not paying," said the duck. "I've only got one bill and I'm not breaking it." "I've spent my last buck," said the deer. "Then the duck'll have to pay," said the skunk. "Getting here cost me my last scent."
When Chuck Norris was 3 years old , he was bored And decided to carve a sculpture with only his Baby toe nail , this sculpture is now called.... Mount Rushmore
Where does a boat go when it is sick? The dock.
The other day I sent my girlfriend a huge pile of snow. I rang her up, I said ''Did you get my drift?''.
What’s it called when a woman is paralysed from the waist down? Marriage.
Never tell Chuck Norris he lost the game because he will make you lose the game then roundhouse kick you in the face making you lose twice.
Chuck Norris needs no introduction, but if you need an introduction, you need Chuck Norris.