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Jason Bourne is Chuck Norris' daughter...
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If Chuck Norris were a calendar, every month would be named Chucktober, and every day he'd kick your ass.
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World War II started because Burger King screwed up Chuck Norris' order. Today Burger King NEVER gives you onions unless you ask for them.
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Chuk Norris was only twice angry, and those times are known as WWI and WWII.
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The Karate Kid killed caught a fly with two chopsticks, Chuck Norris killed a rhino with one.
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Billy: "I was playing basketball and an Asian crossed me." Mark: "Haha, how does an Asian cross you?" Billy: "Because he crosses multiplies."
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has 35.73 % from 96 votes. More jokes about: asian, math, sport
Once Chuck Norris rubbed a magical lamp, nothing came out. The genie ain't stupid.
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has 35.73 % from 37 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, genie, stupid
When Chuck Norris went to Easter island, he couldn't understand why other tourists kept asking him to pose for photos next to the stone monoliths.
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Chuck Norris once joined the Army. That's how the motto, "An Army of One" was created.
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America doesn't need a military... We've got Chuck Norris
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