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CEO frequently overheard mumbling, "Eeny, meeny, miney, moe." Windows XP shutdown screen reads, "It is Now Safe to Start Looking for Work." Company softball team downsized to chess team. Company president now driving a Hyundai. Giant yard sale in front of corporate headquarters.
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has 36.23 % from 25 votes. More jokes about: business, car, IT, management, work
"Hey Jaeger, are you enjoying that apple?" "Sure, why do you ask." "I was going to offer you some toast." "How kind of... I'll accept." "Great, but what's toast without any butter Jaeger." "You're right about that!" "Well give me a few seconds, let me go scrape some off of your mother's teeth!"
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has 36.23 % from 25 votes. More jokes about: disgusting, food, time
I bought a Jewish sports car. Not only will it stop on a dime, it will pick it up too. I've heard they're gas guzzlers though.
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has 36.23 % from 75 votes. More jokes about: car, jewish, money
China lets Chuck Norris search for porn on Google.
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has 36.21 % from 46 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, dirty, geography, sex, technology
Chuck Norris stem cells can reproduce missing limbs.
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has 36.21 % from 46 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris
How does a gay man fake an orgasm? He spits on his partners back.
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has 36.20 % from 58 votes. More jokes about: dirty, gay
A nigger goes to the doctor in South Africa. He cries he’s got neck pains, the doctor tells him to strip his clothes and walk in four legs and stay for a while in every corner of the room. The nigger, get’s up in his feet and asks the doctor what’s the point: Well this because I have a new black table and I wanted to see where to put it!
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has 36.19 % from 80 votes. More jokes about: racist
Two Arabs are sitting in the Gaza Strip chatting over a pint of goats milk. One pulls his wallet out and starts flipping through pictures and they start reminiscing. "This is my oldest son. He's a martyr. "Here's my second son. He's a martyr too!" After a pause and a deep sigh, the second Arab wistfully says , They blow up so fast, don't they?"
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has 36.16 % from 85 votes. More jokes about: black humor
My husband added some spice to our marriage. He's left home.
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has 36.10 % from 39 votes. More jokes about: husband, marriage
I tried to catch some fog earlier. I mist.
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has 36.10 % from 39 votes. More jokes about: life
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