When somebody else yawns, Chuck Norris does not.
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Chuck Norris CAN play on broken strings.
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What did the cannibal say when he came home and found his wife chopping up a python and a pygmy?
Oh no, not snake and pygmy pie again!
Chuck Norris Streams Netflix on his VCR.
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Q: Why does a squirrle swim on its back?
A: To keep its nuts dry
Yo mama's so poor when she heard about the last supper, she thought she ran out of food stamps.
Why don't sharks eat niggers?
They think it's whale shit.
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A man goes to the doctor and says "I need birth control for my 10 year old daughter"
The doctor replies "She's 10 years old and sexually active?"
The man says" Active? Hell no! Most of the time se just lies there and cries."
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Q: What do you call a Shih-Tzu mixed with a poodle?
A: A Shih-Tzpoo.
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Salmon swim upstream because Chuck Norris is downstream.
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