Q: Why does a squirrle swim on its back?
A: To keep its nuts dry
Yo mama's so poor when she heard about the last supper, she thought she ran out of food stamps.
Why don't sharks eat niggers?
They think it's whale shit.
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A man goes to the doctor and says "I need birth control for my 10 year old daughter"
The doctor replies "She's 10 years old and sexually active?"
The man says" Active? Hell no! Most of the time se just lies there and cries."
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Think of the hottest woman.
Chuck Norris did her.
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Q: What do you call a Shih-Tzu mixed with a poodle?
A: A Shih-Tzpoo.
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Salmon swim upstream because Chuck Norris is downstream.
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What did Obi Wan say when Luke was constipated?
"Use the F-O-R-C-E Luke!"
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When you're neckin' with yer honey
And your nose is kinda runny
You might think it's funny...
But it's not.
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Why were men given larger brains than dogs?
A.So they wouldn't hump women's legs at cocktail parties.
B.So they wouldn't stop to play with every other man they see when you take them around the block.