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Why do bears have fur coats? (Because they look silly wearing jackets!)
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has 36.45 % from 41 votes. More jokes about: kids
Q: Why do fat, ugly women give the best blow jobs? A: Because they have to!
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has 36.37 % from 65 votes. More jokes about: fat, mean, sex, women
A Catholic Priest, a Rabbi, and an Atheist walk into a bar. The bartender says, "Oh Goddammit, no! We don't like jokes in here and if you guys are a part of one, you're gonna have to leave right now!" So the catholic priest, rabbi, and atheist leave the bar and a chicken walks in. The bartender says, "OH COME ON! We don't serve CHICKENS in here!" The chicken says, "Do you know somewhere that does?" The bartender says, "Yeah.." The chicken asks, "Well, where is it?" The bartender says, "It's across the road."
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has 36.30 % from 107 votes. More jokes about: alcohol, atheist, bar, catholic, priest
How do lesbians handle their liquor? By the ears. (Lick her)
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has 36.30 % from 107 votes. More jokes about: dirty, lesbian
Three animals were having a drink in a cafe, when the owner asked for the money. "I'm not paying," said the duck. "I've only got one bill and I'm not breaking it." "I've spent my last buck," said the deer. "Then the duck'll have to pay," said the skunk. "Getting here cost me my last scent."
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has 36.23 % from 25 votes. More jokes about: animal, duck, money
The other day I sent my girlfriend a huge pile of snow. I rang her up, I said ''Did you get my drift?''.
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has 36.23 % from 25 votes. More jokes about: marriage
What’s it called when a woman is paralysed from the waist down? Marriage.
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has 36.23 % from 25 votes. More jokes about: marriage
Chuck Norris knows your reading this...
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has 36.23 % from 25 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris
Never tell Chuck Norris he lost the game because he will make you lose the game then roundhouse kick you in the face making you lose twice.
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has 36.23 % from 25 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, game
Chuck Norris needs no introduction, but if you need an introduction, you need Chuck Norris.
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has 36.23 % from 25 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris
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