Yo mama's so poor when she heard about the last supper, she thought she ran out of food stamps.
Why don't sharks eat niggers?
They think it's whale shit.
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A man goes to the doctor and says "I need birth control for my 10 year old daughter"
The doctor replies "She's 10 years old and sexually active?"
The man says" Active? Hell no! Most of the time se just lies there and cries."
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Think of the hottest woman.
Chuck Norris did her.
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"Mommy, Mommy! Where have all your scabs gone?"
"Shut up and eat your corn flakes."
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Chuck Norris' Motto is: "The beard is mightier than the sword."
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Q: What do you call a Shih-Tzu mixed with a poodle?
A: A Shih-Tzpoo.
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Salmon swim upstream because Chuck Norris is downstream.
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What did Obi Wan say when Luke was constipated?
"Use the F-O-R-C-E Luke!"
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When you're neckin' with yer honey
And your nose is kinda runny
You might think it's funny...
But it's not.
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