Chuck norris plays frisbee with his retinas.
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What occurs twice in The Beginning, never in The End, but is at The End of Everything?
Chuck Norris.
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Chuck Norris can win a game of scrabble using only numbers.
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Chuck Norris stem cells can reproduce missing limbs.
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Q: What do you call a barn of black people?
A: Out of date farming tools.
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Q: How are rape and an airplane similar?
A: The ride gets more annoying when the kid starts screaming.
What do you call a woman who has lost 95% of her intelligence?
Divorced.
What did the black man do first time when they saw a ship?
They stick they’re head in the water to see if it has wheels!
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Two Arabs are sitting in the Gaza Strip chatting over a pint of goats milk.
One pulls his wallet out and starts flipping through pictures and they start reminiscing.
"This is my oldest son.
He's a martyr.
"Here's my second son.
He's a martyr too!"
After a pause and a deep sigh, the second Arab wistfully says , They blow up so fast, don't they?"
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How do you stop a baby crawling round in circles ?
Nail its other hand to the floor.
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