Chuck norris plays frisbee with his retinas.
What occurs twice in The Beginning, never in The End, but is at The End of Everything? Chuck Norris.
Chuck Norris can win a game of scrabble using only numbers.
Chuck Norris stem cells can reproduce missing limbs.
Q: What do you call a barn of black people? A: Out of date farming tools.
Q: How are rape and an airplane similar? A: The ride gets more annoying when the kid starts screaming.
What do you call a woman who has lost 95% of her intelligence? Divorced.
What did the black man do first time when they saw a ship? They stick they’re head in the water to see if it has wheels!
Two Arabs are sitting in the Gaza Strip chatting over a pint of goats milk. One pulls his wallet out and starts flipping through pictures and they start reminiscing. "This is my oldest son. He's a martyr. "Here's my second son. He's a martyr too!" After a pause and a deep sigh, the second Arab wistfully says , They blow up so fast, don't they?"
How do you stop a baby crawling round in circles ? Nail its other hand to the floor.