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Yo mama so fat she wouldn't fit in 10,000 movie seat's.
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Obama said, "Yes we can." Chuck Norris says, "I already did.".
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has 36.64 % from 27 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, political
Microsoft Office doesn't correct Chuck Norris. Chuck Norris correct Microsoft Office.
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has 36.64 % from 27 votes. More jokes about: computer, cop
Chuck Norris Streams Netflix on his VCR.
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Q: Why does a squirrle swim on its back? A: To keep its nuts dry
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has 36.62 % from 55 votes. More jokes about: animal, dirty
Yo mama's so poor when she heard about the last supper, she thought she ran out of food stamps.
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has 36.62 % from 67 votes. More jokes about: Yo mama
Why don't sharks eat niggers? They think it's whale shit.
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has 36.61 % from 146 votes. More jokes about: animal, black people
A man goes to the doctor and says "I need birth control for my 10 year old daughter" The doctor replies "She's 10 years old and sexually active?" The man says" Active? Hell no! Most of the time se just lies there and cries."
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has 36.53 % from 72 votes. More jokes about: age, black humor, doctor, sex
"Mommy, Mommy! Where have all your scabs gone?" "Shut up and eat your corn flakes."
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has 36.51 % from 16 votes. More jokes about: disgusting
Chuck Norris' Motto is: "The beard is mightier than the sword."
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