Your fart's so loud, astronauts in space mistook your fart for a message from Houston!
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Microsoft Office doesn't correct Chuck Norris.
Chuck Norris correct Microsoft Office.
Yo mama so fat she wouldn't fit in 10,000 movie seat's.
Obama said, "Yes we can." Chuck Norris says, "I already did.".
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Chuck Norris is who killed Kenny.
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Chuck starts the new year by roundhouse kicking the old one.
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When Chuck Norris surfs the Internet, he actually surfs on a virtual wave of 1's and 0's.
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Chuck Norris can paint himself into a corner and still get the job done.
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Chuck Norris Streams Netflix on his VCR.
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Q: Why does a squirrle swim on its back?
A: To keep its nuts dry