Chuck Norris can paint himself into a corner and still get the job done.
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Microsoft Office doesn't correct Chuck Norris.
Chuck Norris correct Microsoft Office.
Your fart's so loud, astronauts in space mistook your fart for a message from Houston!
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Yo mama so fat she wouldn't fit in 10,000 movie seat's.
Obama said, "Yes we can." Chuck Norris says, "I already did.".
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When somebody else yawns, Chuck Norris does not.
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Chuck Norris CAN play on broken strings.
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What did the cannibal say when he came home and found his wife chopping up a python and a pygmy?
Oh no, not snake and pygmy pie again!
Chuck Norris Streams Netflix on his VCR.
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Q: Why does a squirrle swim on its back?
A: To keep its nuts dry