Darth Vader wears a Chuck Norris mask for Halloween.
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What did Obi Wan say when Luke was constipated?
"Use the F-O-R-C-E Luke!"
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When you're neckin' with yer honey
And your nose is kinda runny
You might think it's funny...
But it's not.
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Why were men given larger brains than dogs?
A.So they wouldn't hump women's legs at cocktail parties.
B.So they wouldn't stop to play with every other man they see when you take them around the block.
"Mommy, Mommy! Where have all your scabs gone?"
"Shut up and eat your corn flakes."
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Chuck Norris' Motto is: "The beard is mightier than the sword."
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Aliens fear that Chuck Norris might abduct them.
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Q: What do you call a Shih-Tzu mixed with a poodle?
A: A Shih-Tzpoo.
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Salmon swim upstream because Chuck Norris is downstream.
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What happened to the frog's car when his parking meter expired?
It got toad!!