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What are Women Really Thinking? So many men, so few who can afford me. Coffee, chocolate, men ... some things are just better rich. Don't treat me any differently than you would the Queen. Guys have feelings too, But ... who cares? And your point is? Next mood swing: 6 minutes. If you want breakfast in bed, sleep in the kitchen.
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has 36.64 % from 27 votes. More jokes about: food, marriage, money, time
Yo mama is so ugly that when I showed a picture of my ass they said they are twins!
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has 36.64 % from 27 votes. More jokes about: insulting, ugly, Yo mama
Chuck Norris is who killed Kenny.
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has 36.64 % from 27 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, death
Chuck starts the new year by roundhouse kicking the old one.
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has 36.64 % from 27 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, new year
When Chuck Norris surfs the Internet, he actually surfs on a virtual wave of 1's and 0's.
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has 36.64 % from 27 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, IT
Chuck Norris can paint himself into a corner and still get the job done.
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has 36.64 % from 27 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, work
Q: What's the difference between an Aboriginal and a park bench? A: The park bench can support a family of five but the Aboriginal can't.
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has 36.64 % from 27 votes. More jokes about: racist
Your fart's so loud, astronauts in space mistook your fart for a message from Houston!
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has 36.64 % from 27 votes. More jokes about: disgusting, fart
Yo mama so fat she wouldn't fit in 10,000 movie seat's.
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has 36.64 % from 27 votes. More jokes about: fat, Yo mama
Obama said, "Yes we can." Chuck Norris says, "I already did.".
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has 36.64 % from 27 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, political
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